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>>34305680
GETOUTGETOUTGETOUTGETOUTGETOUTGETOUTGETOUT I WILL NOT ACCEPT THIS ANY LONGER GEEEETTTTT OUUUUUUUTTTTTT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

while him fucking 33 girls is a bit a red flag, resorting to being a whore and trying to fuck just as many guys would make you completely undesirable

Yeah, I don't actually want to fuck a bunch of randoms, but I just feel kind of annoyed...

not telling you how to live your life or anything but
you should cut the cheese
get it?

>>34305644
Just microwave the whole stack
and eat it whole.

Don't eat when you're angry or sad. Like you have to consciously tell yourself. "Even though I'm upset about this, I'm not going to let it wreck my body. Because then I'll have two problems instead of one."

>>34305597
you sound like one of the voices in my head

but i digress, they sure do. just not with you

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>>34305597
hahahahahhahhahahahahhhahahaAHAHAHAHHHAAHHAHAHH

>>34305597
i don't like sex either

>>34305576

Girls don't bother me at all. What bothers me is that I'm not the person I could be in the worls I want to see. We've all strayed so very far from the best of all possible worlds.

It's sad.

>>34305576
the first option doesn't apply so i guess the second?

>>34305576
What bothers me the most is that at best we're still half a century away from being able to bring 2D to life

>>34305507
God I really wish someone would kiss me.

Let the isolation fester until you are touched by the void
Then use your dark powers to tear the world asunder
We're totally asking for it for excluding you

>>34305507
What are you like, OP?

>>34305494
i already did this i was like 52% or just slightly over 50% ...

>>34305494
i did it too and i was at 23 degree C

>>34305494
Who here /libertarian-right/?

Patrician-tier political principles.

>>34305492
get a gf dude. you can make her believe pretty much anything.

>>34305492

they don't need to make anything of themselves so they don't

they think their life is valuable

they think life is about having fun

Because they have a simplified idea about life, having never faced actual hardship, being unable to relate to people who have faced hardship, and everybody agrees with whatever they say because they want access to their vagina.

Fuck I hate how this sort of woman makes up a lot of the women available to a man my age.

No wonder so many men think porn and video games are a better choice.

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>>34305416
also, stories are welcome

>>34305652
grammar autists not welcome

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The concept of a "tree surgeon" existing sounds gay as fuck but fuck my shit on the rest of this.

>>34305414
lmao sorry im high, the inauguration posts

>>34305414
actually it was way less violence than i expected.
it will all be chill and easy again in a year or so.

>>34305456
not really dude;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCcVT8MlNCI&feature=youtu.be

https://www.washingtonian.com/2017/01/20/searching-metaphor-reporters-flock-burning-dc-garbage-can/

>>34305385
what exactly is triggering it in you

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>>34305385
Like everyone before you

I find that one or two benadryl can take care of most anxiety attacks.

>>34305321
I think you already know the answer. It's tricky to access, sometimes makes a mess, can be painful if done improperly, has a stigma of being associated with homosexuality, and one wouldn't intuitively think sticking stuff up their butt would result in pleasure.

Plus the orgasms seem mythical to most men, personally I've tried anal masturbation about fifteen times and never quite reached orgasm.

>under utilized
>every time u cum
Alright

>>34305441
>tricky
false

>sometimes
false


>stigma
are you streaming it or something


>i tried

probably just mentally block if you know what you're doing

allowing yourself to desire after it =/= randomly shoving things up your bum with one hand and grasping a false sense of masculinity with the other

>>34305318
do it reeeeeeeeedtjb fzjhfw utfbj

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>>34305318
right there with you different reasons but the same endgame srs.

If I get trips I'll off myself as well, op

im upset i was born

>>34305287

Yes, which is why I've been doing foreskin restoration for 5 months now and counting. Obviously it'll never be the same, but if I can rectify some of the damage done, it's better than staying with a dry exposed dick.

>>34305287
>Are you upset that you were circumcised as a baby?

A little.

I don't think it'd have changed my life much, I'd probably just jerk off more.

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>>34305274
I apologize, normalfag friend. I cannot relate to these feels.

>>34305274
doesnt seem lost.
she was interested and excited in what your wingman said. just ask her again when you are alone to do something alone with her. if you never see her alone, do it by text, its not as good but easier.

>>34305274
Hahaha nerd

S K Y P E
K
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P
E

oregon oregano

I'll sing you a nicki minaj song if that's okay?

What would you like me to sing, cutie?