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Do it and send your wife pictures of you two hanging out.

>>34306175
yeah why not just don't let your wife find out

You have been muted for 16 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>>34306175
grass is always greener on the other side.

you have no idea how heavily weighted the concept of newness is to you.

but ya, throw all that you've built because you can't control yourself. KID!

Fuck I know this feel

I just want to sing well

>>34306150
>>34306181

Take lessons and find a genre you fit in. Literally everybody can develop a good ear which will culminate in a better drive of ones voice. Youtube tutorials are a good start. Singing isn't as easy as the memes make it out to be and no good singer is born.

>>34306315
I'm a mute

Me neither anon

Hfhghghg

it means your a lazy, good for nothing, cunt.

>>34306124
falling asleep and drooling/really bored with the convo

>>34306092
Im the same bro. I dont get upset when die IRL. Cried when my dog died. Literally didnt shed a tear for my aunty but when my dog carked it like 3 months later I cried.

>>34306092
>pretend to care and shed crocodile tears because it's what even wants you to do
or
>be honest and choose not to react at all

Which sounds worse? You did the right thing.

Did you play vidya in front of them?
Listen, you aren't shit for not feeling about your faggot cousin, but you have autism (probably for real) and need to understand that to normies your feelings being divergent is very upsetting- at least pretend to be fucked up and then wait to secretly play vidya.

>>34306090
>Tfw Thad has been forgotten .


I will always remember u Madthad, good night sweet prince

>>34306090
how long has it originally been?

>>34306090
What did he get convicted for?

>>34306002

why don't you lose weight too

Are you fat? If so, lose weight too.

Either way, get the fuck off my board, because girls literally can't be robots.

>>34306023
>Are you fat?
im skelly

How do you flirt without seeming like a creep?

Talk and see how their reaction is

How do you notice body language?
By looking at their face

How do you approach a girl with the intent for a romantic from the start without seeming like a creep?
I don't know this one

How do you flirt?
Get drunk

How do you "seem" attractive to someone with a shit tier face?

You don't
t. Failed normie here

>>34305975
You don't need a Normie to answer these, fellow robot.

>How do you flirt without seeming like a creep?
By not being ugly. "Creepy" is codeword for "Ugly non-chad". Chad could say the same pickup lines as you and you'd be called a creep while he'd be smashing pussy.

>How do you notice body language?
If you have to ask, you'll never truly know how to

>How do you approach a girl with the intent for a romantic from the start without seeming like a creep?
See point 1, don't be an ugly non-chad. That's it

>How do you flirt?
Be Chad is step one if you want sucess with flirting, sorry.

>How do you "seem" attractive to someone with a shit tier face?
You don't. At best you can be their beta provider for a 35 year old barren womb woman.

if you can't talk naturally to a women shes out of your league faggot.

It's comfy but there is still a lot of trap threads and people seething a lot

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>>34305967
Feel the same way 2bh Robro.

Even though we'll never meet, know that I love you and you're in my thoughts.

/r9k/ would be great if there was no political/social issue discussion and no sexposting

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Memes have been getting too complex
I think we should go back to our memetic roots with something universal that speaks to everyone, like this black circle

>>34305946

>black

No thanks, kike.

>>34305958
See, this is what I mean
The memes have caused you to create associations where they do not exist
If we turned the hands of time to before complex memeology the black circle would simply be what it is, a symbol of itself and nothing more.

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>tfw you will never have girly talks with your HS friends

>>34305901
oh man you got real problems bro let me take some time out of my life to help you with those...

>>34306111
Nice trips you got there

do do do do

do do do do

da da da da daaa daaa

and i don;t care if i ever come DOWN

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0kg80jAtI8

absolutely

a e s t h e t i c

>>34305839
literally have had this on repeat for like an hour, like an actual autist

god fucking DAMN do i love being an american right now

He asks nothing of you and genuinely just wants to help people.

He is intelligent?

>>34305836
You hate grant green, Wes Montgomery, and john coltrane?

Even when I was full 1488 poltard I still listened to them and couldn't hate them

You'll probably get raped, or at least someone will sniff the seat you were sitting on.

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>>34305804
bring plenty of bullets fampai

>>34305804
>dress up
>look at art people made
>buy overpriced figurines and shit
>watch weeb videos
>play video games with other people
>"socialize"
>get drunk at night and "socialize" more
>go to the weeb party that happens at night and dance to nightcore, maybe find drugs

It's a lot more fun to not go by yourself

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>>34305801
SEDES OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

bumpus for orgegegeganox

>>34305801
Best greentext i've read in a while, good job op
Do you pay church taxes in your homecountry?

What song would you like, sweetie?

only if you're a girl tbhfam

>>34305802
Anything will do.
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