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Just senakin' in...

I don't, tho.

>>34307945
Why don't you?

Unoriginally

LOL XDDDDDD SO RANDOM.

>>34307935
Because you're a tard.

>>34307951
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>>34307965
rothschild monkey shills

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My day is as follows.

>Fell asleep in McDonald's lobby
>Had a dream that I was still with my ex
>We had a house
>It was warm, and comfy to the max
>Suddenly jolt awake
>Back in the McDonald's lobby
>Feeling crushed
>Cry slightly, but not noticeable
>Fall back asleep
>Wake up a few hours later
>Get a sausage biscuit
>Eat
>Browsing R9k until the mall opens.

It's been a cold morning so far. Things will get better though.

>>34308061
Oh, it's you again. Didn't know McDonald's had lobbies. Why not buy a tent? Or just start stealing stuff. I bet you could be a good thief.

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>>34307886
>Dairy thread
Ok, what everyones favourite cheese? You can go wrong with cheddar imo amd feta is good in tomato soup.

My life is so much worse OP

dude, if this is true you're looking at things in such an unnecessarily pathetic way. if shitpost greentext, this is not amusing at all and you need more practice

fag

Why didnt you take off your bathtowel and fuck her in your dorm?

No. Remain a closeted racist autistic.

>>34307850
Fuck yeah do it to it and be prepared to accept the consequences of your actions

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>>34307850
Give it some time OP. You will be able to reveal your hidden power level soon enough.

bump hhhhjkgf,

>>34307836
Yeah sorry anonymous not falling for that virus.

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I read your fucking blog now how exactly do you expect me or anyone else on this board to help you?

>>34307805
Whats it like being gay now

does your ass hurt?
kekregano

>>34307819
I feel disgusted and regretful about what I did, but the sex was fucking incredible. Exactly like how it is on trap webms.

If the person likes you, they won't care. If you're just trying to chat someone up and take them home, they will be expecting that you have experience and therefore it will be a more important factor.

In the end though it comes down the person.

>>34307735
In my experience weirdness has only ever served as a benefit but I'm here in Ireland where everything's a bit different and weird is funny/cool

It helps. Your body is one of the first impressions. I was fat from 15-24. Starting lifting at 24, lost the fat, got muscular and lean, now 30 and people definitely treat me better. Still autistic, but I have noticed I don't just get shrugged off instantly like I did when I was fat. Being /fit/ people are far more respective, respectful and overall treat me better.

Especially women, before when I was fat it was like it was an issue for them to deal with me, but now it's like they actually enjoy it and get a pleasure out of it.

I wasn't even that fat, maybe like 15-20kg overweight, not like super morbid obese - so I could see guys who are really really fat having a lot of troubles if they're robots. You have a double negative being fat and robot, so yeah having a lean and muscular body helps a lot.

>>34307645
Beat the shit out of those normies anon they are just fucking with you.

Those don't sound like friends to me.

violence solves alot of problems

a nice smack in the face usually fixes everything

>>34307636
some call him helper
I don't know why
He is incapable of helping anyone, let alone himself
He is even incapable of taking advice
All he receives is neetbucks

>>34307636
Apu Apustaja

Seriously.

>>34307636
his name is

>PUHPEH
>AAAAAAAAAEEEEEEUEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHH FFFFFPPPPPPPBBBSHHHH

>>34307549
What state do you live in? Arizona for me and I'd say it's okay.

>>34307549
>But god damn i love my country.
>I'd stand and fight for this flag any fucking day, freeze or fry.
Why?

>>34307549
same here OP. I voted for Trump too, and I hope that the small shred of trust I placed in him simply for the fact that I can tell he loves this country too does not blow up in my face.

If someone tries to come and take this country from me I would gather up my guns and fight to the death. This goddamn nation is the shit.

>>34307606
>he doesn't get freedom goosebumps any time the national anthem is played

12 shots... this time, I've got 12 shots

You're too late Chang, Jamal is already balls deep.

>>34307543
> Those motor neuron skills
> Those glasses indicating master race iq

I would let you fuck the white girls any time, they deserve your asian spunk

>>34307362
>Why do people protest Trump?
Because they don't like him and are using their right to protest as a way to express their displeasure.

>You guys lost get over it
The most retarded """"argument"""" ever. Real life isn't a playground game, anon.

>I didn't protest when a nigger won
You might not have, but others did.

let's see i think this is a representative sample of responses you will get to this terrible bait thread:

>there were substantial protests when obama won.

>obama won the popular vote convincingly every time, trump lost by an astonishing margin

>obama tried to avoid antagonizing his critics; trump is basically living human bait for this sort of thing

>there is a decent amount of non-urine related evidence that a foreign nation directly coordinated with the trump campaign in order to win the election. this did not happen with obama.

>many of the more organized protests were responses to specific points of trump's planned policy (e.g. defunding planned parenthood)

>leftists are all whiny snowflake cucks who have no jobs and throw tantrums constantly because they feel threatened by trump's clear ascendance to god-emperor status

i'm giving these all to you now so you can go back to /pol/ as fast as possible and stop making horrible threads in this garbage heap of a board

It's almost like this thread should've been made on a board specifically for politics. Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.

this board was lost many many years ago anon,

it's a wasteland here

8ch/wizard is much better, albeit slower, but wayyyy less normies.

>>34307349
Trump brought up /r9k/ at the Inauguration. Called us out for our ways.

>>34307349
ur a normie
You have been muted for 32 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>>34307309
u cant make chad babies and u have thin ass hair.
nah bitch

>>34307309
No thank you. But we can still engage in baby-making activities? Right?

>ourselfs
Not with that IQ score.