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Try pic related and post results ITT.
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Why don't you jam your cock against a doorknob and let us know instead
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s-su-sugoi
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>>34308410
i got testicular tortion~
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>tfw no Crips bf
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>>34308378Every time I see this picture I imagine myself as TomokoI'm a black guy
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Why does this garbage get shitposted non-stop for the past few months?
Fuck off cunt
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>>34308403
+1 triggered
>>34308401 same
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I heard there was a really cute girl in this discord :3
https://discord.gg/2thamJ5
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>>34308355
She's super cute I must say.
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goodie goodie for meeee
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I've always wanted to join a discord but have always felt too shy to ;____;
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Serious question for you guys:
How does one acquire... A stinky GF?
This is a painful question for me to ask because I have always had a hard time struggling with my attraction to stinky chicks, but if I can't be honest about it here, how can I be honest about it anywhere?
Basically, I just really love women WHO STINK. Especially ones who smell like asshole, but also all other delightful forms of feminine odor, vaginal, breastial, pits... Pretty much all of them except bad breath.
It all started with this chick I was in love with... God did she smell bad. All the odors I just mentioned, but many more. Her hygiene was so bad you could smell her ass in public, through her pants.
Though that woman fell through my hands, the passion has not died. For to this day, the shining light that guides me, drives me to be a better man, is a dream of a STINKY gf.
But alas, modern society has denied me this dream. Through the social construct of gender, society has made women spend millions on feminine hygiene products, and more importantly, DENIED ME A STINKY GF.
But I will sit idly by and watch this simply happen. I MUST achieve my destiny. I MUST find what my heart yearns for. I MUST acquire a STINKY GF.
The only question is, how?
How, r9k, does one acquire a STINKY GF in this hygiene-obsessed world?
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move to china mate
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>>34308350
What is that "ok sign" that all the people on the alt right keep on doing?
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>>34308350
she looks like she smells nice
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>meet a qt
>get to know her
>she's great, legit wife material
>also she's very nice to you
>she gets a bf, a total Chad
>she actually leads you on a bit (you fall for her) and she doesn't know you know about her bf
>it's all roses and candy for some time but Chad eventually cheats on her and dumps her
>she's now back to being alone and she turns to you and starts making moves on you
>common friends actually make it clear to you that they'd like to see you two together
What do you do?
Do you:
>gladly accept her and her feelings toward you because she made the wrong choice and now you will give her the happiness you always wanted to give her
or
>tell her you're not interested while keeping in your mind the image of Chad living out his sexual fantasies on her along with their pictures together of how happy they were
I'm literally in this situation right now.
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>>34308348
Pump and dump originally
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>>34308424
Pretty sure I wouldn't be able to do this to her. The fact that she chose Chad doesn't really change how good she is.
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Why didn't you make a move on her before she got a bf? Your fault. Next time don't beta orbit.
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Backstory:
>Lauren was /r9k/'a Tumblrfu for a while in around 2015
>used to go on and on about how she was asexual or some shit
>one day she meets Chad
You know the rest. If you go on her Tumblr (adventurousalpaca.tumblr.com) and go through the #Casper Tag, you can see his retarded dyed blue hair and perfectly chiseled face.
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>>34308336
I missed women hate threads.
Gonna dump what I have
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Textless posts are not allowed
Originallo1
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Textless posts are not allowed
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Say robots, how do you feel about
pic related?
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Indifferent, since I don't know what that is.
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>>34308323
In this case see you and have a good day
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>>34308319
Sounds like it could be the name of a super edgy death metal album.
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How young is too young? Within reason plz, no pedo posting.
For example, is anything below 18 when you are over 21 too young?
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17 is as young as I go because of laws. But without laws I'd likely date as young as 15 assuming she looked pubescent. Younger girls are easier. is the only reason.
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>>34308333
How old are you? Would you actually date them? Wouldn't you be worried that people would think you're a pedo?
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Honestly probably 18
People under 18 are almost universally terrible to spend time with, and pussy isn't worth that shit
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Why is the average guy these days skinnyfat and what can we do about it?
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the only guy who has the time to spend so much time in the gym every day is either a NEET or a pampered suburban college kid
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office jobs, xenoestrogens and other environmental pollutants, shitty diets, no sunlight, no exercise
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>>34308257
mainly saturated fats
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If you go on a date with a female and you want to see her again after but you're not sure if she's interested because you have autism and can't read social signals what do you write to her to find out?
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>>34308254
Hey, I had a really good time last night.
It's all about creating a conversation starter, asking leading questions, and letting them do the talking while you're getting comfortable talking to them.
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ask her to send nudes
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>>34308254
>write to her
you already lost her famalamadingdong
you ask her at the end of the date in PERSON
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Seven Deadly Sins Thread 2017-01-21 11:37:18 Post No.34308173
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There was a thread like this a few days ago and it went fairly well, so here's another one
Rank the seven sins in the order that they apply to you and make assumptions about others based on their sins
I'll start:
1. Pride
2. Sloth
3. Gluttony
POWER GAP
4. Greed
5. Wrath
6. Lust
7. Envy
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>>34308173
I like these threads, beats the regular weeb posts. I think my answer has changed a few times.
1. envy
2. pride
3. wrath
>power gap
4. greed
>power gap
5. sloth
6. gluttony
7. lust
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>>34308217
yours are similar to mine senpai
1. Envy
MASSIVE POWER GAP
2. Greed
3. Pride
POWER GAP
4. Wrath
5. Sloth
6. Lust
7. Gluttony
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Sounds interesting
1. Lust
2. Sloth
3. Pride
>power gap
4. Wrath
5. Greed
>power gap
6. Gluttony
7. Envy
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>pseudo-insomnia
>used to stay awake watching youtube videos
>run out of comfy videos
Does anyone know comfy channels with lots of videos?
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>>34308081
You may or may not like it but if you stick with it you will be crying of laughter repetitatly. It's a Korean variety show called 2 Days, 1 Night. KBS TV subs and uploads all episodes of season 3 to there YouTube channel. They even got a playlist so you can start from the beginning in order. If you can get past the language/culture difference I promise you will love the show. First episode is kinda awkward since they just meet each other on set, that's why you got to stick with it and watch there relationship/comedy grow.
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>>34308081
>Kurgesagt (In a nutshell)
>to catch a predator (although most 4channers would find that scary)
>CandyEvie fo pokemon vids done by a qt
>asmr
>Wireless Philosophy to really get your almonds going
Enjoy Anon. I've been at home living the NEET life for the past two months because I graduated from uni but my honours years starts in feb and I move into my apartment on monday so this weekend is my last one of being free. Enjoy the comfiness. It's good for you.
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>>34308081
Also, invest in a 3ds if you haven't already. The comfiest thing to do in bed.
Essentials:
>pokemon
>animal crossing
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Who else have superioty complex ?
I feel like normies and /r9k/ people are equally retarded.
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>>34308035
>on /r9k/
>having a superioty complex
Narcissistic people really are retarded cringey losers tbqh. They can't stop patting themselves on the back no matter how little they actually achieve.
Being your only fan must get lonely.
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>>34308035
also needing to come all the way to cringevile just to feel better about yourself really says how fragile you really are.
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>>34308035
same except i include you
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do girls like her really exist?
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Yes but you will never meet them
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>>34308030
Only in America under god emperor Trumps rule.
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She was using satou like the others
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Has anyone else here just never had the opportunity to do anything?
I've always put myself out there but never got any bites.
It's almost as if I'm destined to fail at everything I try, because nobody is receptive to my presence at all. I feel that I have to force myself into every situation, it never feels natural.
It's like I'm just a prop or something, no life or anything, just exist as a prop for others.
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>>34307974
You had an opportunity. You were just too lazy to get out of your comfort zone.
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>>34307974
The only thing I can think is you're really ugly
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>>34307994
t. Chad McMoney