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>worrying that I might have bowel cancer because I've been shitting blood

> the anal wart gets bigger everyday

>>34308755
>Have very dark mole
>Go to Dr
>Melanoma
>Get it removed
>Everything was fine

Just get it checked op, it's worth it.

I have literally spent 100s of dollars on all sorts of medication and nothing seems to work. Even if I could get a girl I'm fucked.

Feels bad man, what cures have you tried?

WHY NOT JUST HAVE MULTIPLE ORGASMS

>>34308735
Premature ejaculation isn't having an orgasm under 15 minutes. Premature ejaculation is having the orgasm before or just after you start coitus. Your sense of things is warped by porn, most men don't even last that long.

>>34308855
>Even if I could get a girl
That's your problem, if you were ever with a female you'd know what OP says is bullshit. You don't have to be a marathon humper to have good sex.

>>34308893
This works too

When you're at the bottom the only direction to kick is up

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>>34308704
youre right comfyposter, let me get my shotgun real quick. I have some trash to take out.

I'm a kind man and enjoy some sport, have a head start.

im in my 3rd year of neetdom and i feel so lonely

>>34308686
zero unless shes disgusting

0% as long as she (or he) cleans it really well

>>34308686
youre fucking a shit hole. dont do anal unless you cant handle that possibility. that shit takes a lot of prep.

>>34308662
you got so anxious your body responded appropriately you pathetic beta male

Get out ree
Oh god help me I don't want to be virgin anymore

>>34308662

>loose virginity

What do you mean by "loose" virginity?
Is it moving when it's not supposed to?
Just use some duct tape.

Simple. You don't stop watching porn.

Porn is good. It objectifies women and by doing so undermines the work of feminists. It makes you independent of real women by delivering for free the one thing they can withhold to manipulate you.

Why would you want to stop?

>>34308647
have you considered getting a girlfriend? it seems like it might do you some good. it would help with the loneliness part, at least.

Why is it that you wanted to stop OP?

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only if they are the ones living in your home

>>34308615
Tell them one of your parents has alzheimers and if you're not home with them, they end up covered in their own shit. It's not cool but atleast grills will think you're thoughtful

Watch the seinfeld episode The Opposite and you'll know how.
Everything you need to know about life as a superficial, autistic and selfish person is in seinfeld and most of the time personified by Georges Costanza.

>>34308546
>she seemed to really want it
What you're going by is a fractured thought by an egomaniac. Hardly the full story.
I

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>>34308546
Virtue Signalling 101

>>34308574
The point is nothing he said is wrong. Morally wrong maybe, but he's completely right. Girls will let Chad, especially a rich Chad, do whatever they want.

That's some dangerous thinking right there, Anon.

>>34308543
When they watch TV are they watching live action shows or anime? There's simply no way to know. It is the Schrodinger's cat of anime.

>>34308559
Its these truly thought provoking questions which allows my continued existence.

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>I'm just so fed up with myself
>fed up

>>34308567
An ouroboros of flab

>>34308540
Breakfast every day. Nothing else throughout the day except water.
2 cheating days per week.
Ezpz

What's that blanket truly hiding?

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>>34308548
I'm sure it's muscular body

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Time is running out wagecuck

enjoy your last hours of forced relaxation

>>34308495
masturbate furiously and record it and sent it to my actual email address

honestly I'd probably be pretty upset that I now have a lot of responsibilities every single day

Go back to bed wishing i was Alexandria Daddario and not some shitskin named Alessandra

bump
origanno

Ghost in the shell, and GitS Innocence.

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Maybe?
ohewo

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>>34308477
>tfw 30
>tfw a cold, empty husk of a human

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>>34308505
Textless posts are not allowed. But shirtless posts are.

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>>34308477
>26 this july
>tfw coming up to a decade of being NEET

Finding the right person has been on my mind too, but I have to be real with myself, no girl would choose to be with a guy who has nothing going on in his life. Only the reason I have nothing going on is because I don't enjoy anything any more.

They are child prostitutes. Avoid the sting.

>>34308463
She got a boob job? Fuck, I didn't know that.

>>34308463
unironically liking the smaller ver