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How can I effectively block /r9k/ on my computer while still allowing myself to browse other boards (mostly /g/)?

This place is time consuming and has been decremental to my mental health.
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>browses /g/
>can't even block a website
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>>34309315
I can. The point is my willpower is so shit I'd just unblock it. I need something that I can't revert back.
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>>34309315
Have you considered going outside?

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Any of you guys watch this show? it's funny but often rage inducing

i saw one where a literal midget woman was unhappy that her date was like 5'10 and not 6'+
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>>34309269
sounds like a cancer show
would not watch
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>>34309269
>a literal midget woman was unhappy that her date was like 5'10 and not 6'+
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>>34309269
Lol even little people don't want manlets. It's time you guys kys.

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That expensive, obsolete 40" 1080p 60Hz TV isn't going to dust itself off, wagecuck.
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>>34309235
Wagecucks blown the fuck out,as usual.
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Not obsolete as consoles still only 1080p 30fps.
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>>34309289
Grown ups don't play video games

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>neet for 7 months now
>caused by a horrible work environment and the depression that came with it
>still very depressed but still manageable
>the biggest thing my depression has affected is my sleep patterns
>my sleep schedule is 8am-1am
>have tried every night to get to bed at a reasonable hour
>body physically can't let me sleep for some reason and only sleep when exhaustion takes over
> i know this is the only thing stopping me from getting out of neethood
>tried weed, alcohol, cough syrup, that sort of thing
>nothing works

How do i get out of this vicious cycle? shit posting will be ignored
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op here,

my sleep schedule is AROUND 8am to 1am

the point is i'm awake all night and can't sleep and that causes me to sleep during the day. i'm also sometimes awake for 48 hours at a time.
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>>34309208
Work-out or do something that will exhaust the hell out of you. Try warm milk. Cold shower and straight to bed. Unplug/disconnect the internet and any other distractions. Fapping before bad might help but being on NoFap I do not recommend it at all.
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>>34309281
i'm not on nofap but it seems like fapping makes me more awake due to the higher heart rate and shit.

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Been posting in this shitpit for five years what about you?
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>>34309179

2008... what have I been doing with my life oh gos
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Ugh, I was 11 and I'm 22 now, so 2006-2007
I should've stayed on Gaia
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>>34309179
lmao im cancer

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Roastie acceptance. How long before sjw's start saying roasties are normal vaginas?
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>>34309176
They already do, anon. They've always accepted that.
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How many vaginas have you seen in real life?
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>>34309200
Two hookers. Both had roasties but not as extreme as this. One I couldn't even see an opening in because there was so much meat baggage.

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Robots should smoke DMT.
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Already have m8. It mad me feel weird after, still do.
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>>34309112
I live in germany.

I have no clue where to get some.
Most dealers here havent even heared of it.
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>>34309251
Onions

DMT is cheap too.

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>a gook has a 10/10 white gf
>meanwhile our white robots cant even fuckin hold hands with any female

why not kys at this point desu
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More like a 2/10. Hell, even the chink is better looking than her
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>>34309037
6/10 white girl probably 5/10 Asian guy what the fuck is the big deal here?
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>>34309073
>>34309061
HAH HOLY SHIT
HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU SO DELUSIONAL?
AND WHY DOESNT I GET A GF EVEN THO MY STANDARDS ARE LITERLLY BE A GIRL AND NOT FAT


WHAT
THE
FUCK

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JUST FUCKING LOL

ITS OVER DESU
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>>34308999
>even a girl with down syndrome is exclusively Chad's cockbunny
Why don't we band together and put an end to this?
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>>34309048
we have too much social inhibition to do anything like that
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>i legit have down syndrome lol. Like it's only mild tho, just to tell u haha

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How easy is a womans life ?
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White woman's? Ridiculously, disgustingly easily. They literally have no actual problems whatsoever. Their entire life is a series of passive benefits, and they're assured maximum comfort no matter what situation they're in.

Non-white women? Easier than a male's life, but nowhere near disgustingly easy like a white woman's. A full black woman? Her life is as hard as the average male's life, since black women are hardly even seen as women, and they're the least desired race of women. In order to have a relatively easy life as a black woman, you have to be exceptionally attractive. Like, stunningly beautiful.
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>>34309190
It's pretty hard to fuck up as a non-white woman unless you're some ghetto trash.

Although I agree that white women have it the easiest because they can still benefit from affirmative action programs while being white.
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>>34309286
White women are the top-tier of women and seen as the ideal beauty standard, so they have it the absolute easiest. Non-white women like Asians and Latinas have it pretty easy too, but they have to have lighter skin tones and European features. Black women have it the least easy of women, unless they have light skin and/or they're a mulatta with European features and a gorgeous body and at least 7/10 facial aesthetics. If you're a dark skin girl, well...you're fucked. You're pretty much not desired at all unless you're drop dead gorgeous and model-tier with super European features, and you're a 11/10.

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I swear if you fuck up my order at subway today I'm going to wreck your ass in front of all the presents, wagecuck.
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>>34308958
This is happening without doubt.
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>>34309045
These kinds of posts are always funny to me
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Can you make sure to complain to my manager too?

That way we can both laugh at you behind your back.

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is becoming a security guard the best job for a robot? you literally get to sit on your laptop and not talk to anyone for 8 hours and get paid for it
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>sit on your laptap
yeah if you're security in a building.

otherwise it's extremely mind-numbing, stand there or patrol an area for 7 hours or however long your stupid shift is.
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>>34308889
>>34308889
Yes, 100%.

Night shift especially. I've never done it but I've spoken to others who have and it's apparently as blissful as it sounds.
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Retailer worker here. We have third party security company, from what I see them doing it's just walking around a store for 8+ hours.

Have fun.

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>tfw gay
>tfw literally terrified that Trump is in office now
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>>34308837
He can't revoke gay marriage.

Plus you could never get married anyway
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>>34308837
Stop acting like such a fag.
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Ive been shaking ever since november 8th

I dont want to be shocked by mike pence

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REEEEEEEEEEE

how does one make a profile for tinder/grindr? I have only one decent selfi, a picture of me doing slav squat (trying to be funny/autistic by imitating dank meme), and a blurry clothed full frontal mirror shot. And no, I can't make better photos, these are the best I could do. And all the tutorials on the internet say that I must have abs, photo of me doing my hobby, and picture with friends (lmao robots, we're fucked).

Help bots, I'm so lonely I need someone to hold hands with, and press my head against their chest, and say to them how much I appreciate them
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>>34308830
Post pics so we can rate which one is acceptable to use
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>>34308884
I won't post my face on the internet, my friends browse here, sorry :( any tips on writing bio tho?

People say posting photo of hobby, but I'm into science, reading sci articles, and magazines, and watching youtube videos about politics, I like talking and reading about religion. I'm friendly and very communicative, it's just I can't make a photo of my hobbies.
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I have a skinny, boyish looking body. I just put a shirtless pic of me up and minutes later I get messages. The only thing is when they ask for a face pic 90% of the time I look horrible in them.

I have met some guys and sucked a few dicks and had mine sucked. I don't do it now because I really didn't enjoy it. I thought maybe I'll like some sexual action in my life but deep down I am straight. The old guy licked all over my body too.

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fembots, would you refuse to date a guy if he was a passionate Trump supporter?
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Yes. I'd never date anyone who was far right, or even a moderate. Would definitely prefer a leftist/feminist. Not saying you have to be some nu-male mangina, just don't be some preachy alt-right racist /pol/tard.
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Enjoy your 100+ reply thread chock full of false flags
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My sister's boyfriend voted Trump and when she found out, she dumped him. They were together for about 6 months.

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