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I got very close, but in the end.. Chad won her over 2017-01-21 02:04:59 Post No.34309877
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I got very close, but in the end.. Chad won her over 2017-01-21 02:04:59 Post No.34309877
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I got very close, but in the end.. Chad won her over
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2017-01-21 02:04:59
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TL;DR version of my story. Met a girl in class. She wanted me to help her with her assignments. She invited me over to her house multiple times and even invited herself to drink/spend the night at my place during one "study session". Against her friends will she slept at my place and slept in my bed. She wanted to netflix and rub her back, etc but i didnt know wtf i was doing so she went to sleep and cuddled with me. Texted me next morning "Last night was nice. I want to sleep with you again."
I tried to make a move and sperged out shortly after. She got weird quit talking and made it clear she wasnt looking for a relationship. Waited 4 months. Texted her and she took me out to dinner for my birthday and bought me shit. She textd me everyday for 2 weeks straight and then invited me over anad said we were friends but dont be confused if she acted like a slut with me/ and texted me all this dirty shit.
then i kissed her and tried to make moves and slept over her house but after that she went cold turkey on me for a month.
check fb and see her with chad today. he looks like he is about 6'6'' and ripped.
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>>34309877
thats sad OP
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>>34309941
Yeah, I thought we would have sex the last time we hung out. She told me before the night started I could sleep over 2 nights in a row since it was around Christmas and her roommates were gone. She let me touch her boobs, kiss, etc. and I even got her in bed moaning (massaging etc) but she wouldn't let me take it any further. I felt very bad that night for being so animalistic but she said I did nothing wrong the next morning. Then she texted me here and there but always quit whenever I asked to hang out with her again. Then I went a whole month dying inside and saw she liked some of my social media stuff and followed me and it gave me an idea i still had a chance... but then today... fucking today i saw she posted an image with a ripped chad.
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>>34309877
You're better off without her.Seriously.Just don't take her back if chad dumps her. Don't be the second choice, anon.
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If you could have an extra clitoris/erogenous zone anywhere on you body where would it be?
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can i just have two penises instead?
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>>34309871
near my dick so i dont have to waste all my life on trying to fuck girls
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>>34309871
Back of the knee, barely sees any action anyway so why not make it so a few rubs and I'm creaming in my pants, you feel me?
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That floor isn't going to sweep itself, wagecuck.
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well said. we need to some wagecucks in here to take care of it pronto.
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>>34309857
>shitposting level increased to hyperfag
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>>34309857
Just ask your mom to wipe the floor as usual, she will get the Dorito stains out again I'm sure
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Who else here /fuckymemory/?
>tfw you cant remember what meal you had a couple hours ago
>tfw you forget everything you did in uni
>tfw you forget collegues names
>tfw you forget your phone number
>tfw you watch a movie and dont remember anything afterwards
>tfw you forget to do chores and work
Is it normal or do i have a problem?
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Same here. I put it down to lack of meaningful experiences, so everything becomes a blur and the fact i've been sleep deprived for years that has probably irreparably fucked me up anyway.
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>>34309849
Yep, I forget everything after a week.
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>>34309849
smoke way to much dope so yes
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The dishes aren't going to wash themselves, wagecuck.
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>>34309811
I work at a private halfwayhouse for rich white kids, my office is more comfy than my home and i make 27$/hr for browsing r9k and minding my own business.
sounds to me like youre the cuck here anon
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>>34309856
>I...i...i like working for criminals!!! I love that my paycheck depends upon them!
Wagecucks sure do say the funniest things.
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>>34309873
Dunno man. If I got paid $27 an hour just to sit on my ass I'd take it in a heartbeat.
Besides, you're a governmentcuck. Not much breathing room there.
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Just got diagnosed with ADD and Ass burgers
What do?
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>>34309734
Accept the face that you will die alone, cold, and unloved. You will be scorned and removed from society for being different.
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>>34309734
Find your autistic special interest and obsess over that until you die you're sad lonely death.
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>>34310877
*Your
I don't know why I said You're I'm retarded
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Do you have a friend who is black? What is he like?
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>>34309601
Yeah, back in 7th and 8th grade. Pretty cool guy I guess, played a bunch of Xbox together. Went our separate ways come high school.
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When I was a lot younger I had a friend who was a mulatto. He basically acted like my subordinate for several years, since he wasn't very smart, but physically very strong.
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>>34309601
Had a couple. They were notoriously unfaithful to their stacy gf's and bragged about it. Cool guys.
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Finally did something about my chapped lips
If any robots have severely chapped lips let me know what your situation is like and I will help you
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Just write how you got rid of them stupid faggot
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>>34309535
Elliot? Back from the dead?
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>>34309575
Only if you ask nicely
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Okay unironicly and all memes aside.
How can liking traps or trans people make you gay?
Your biology tells you that you want to fuck everything that looks like a woman.
If a trans person or a trap is cute and you'd like to fuck her (him), why is that considered to be gay?
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>>34309525
Using Putin for your gay agenda.
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>>34309525
It doesnt make you gay as homosexual but gay as bisexual.
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Because of the dick anon, because of the dick
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>Work colleague recently took up Buddhism (despite being a fedora level athiest a few months prior)
>No longer shows negative emotions
>Our new manager is an early 20-something Stacy who loves power
>She uses colleague's passiveness to her advantage, and bullies him to the full extent of her power (enough not to get her fired)
>He's completely fine with her and is willing to let her do it "because she'll learn her mistakes by herself one day"
Fuck, are all Buddhists like this? A few months ago he would've stood up for himself.
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He'll see soon that she will never learn by herself
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Buddhistbump
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I respect that. Perhaps the positive way to look at this is that he is "not letting it get to him."
I like to think that I also do the same.
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What are opinions you hold that would be unpopular on r9k?
>lil wayne is pretty entertaining
>black women are hot
>there's nothing wrong with a women not being a virgin
>religion is a thought-virus that should eradicated from earth through proper education
>being a NEET is retarded. If you aren't doing anything you should get your ass to college/some sort of skill school. It would solve 90% of your problems.
>Chads aren't bad people. In fact they're usually friendly dudes with great personalities as well
>80/20 theory is bullshit
>true manlet status begins at 5'5. Everyone above this complaining is a fucking idiot.
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>>34309398
Other than the first one, pretty much the same. Also I'd like to add:
>There absolutely nothing wrong with sleeping around
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>black women are hot
>unpopular opinion
It's like you just started browsing /r9k/, whitebois fucking black girls perfectly fine, our colonial ancestors did it so it's in our DNA.
It's bad when black guys fuck white girls.
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>>34309478
I'm pretty sure that most posters here would agree that black women are disgusting.
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>masturbate
>lose all interest in women
Why do we need women again?
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>>34309374
Procreation - for now at least
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In a few hours, you'll be whining about tfw no gf. Enjoy your disinterest towards women for the short moments while it lasts though, buddy.
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Is there a way that I can make this permanent? I don't need sexual desire
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Do you guys ever get tired of racial politics or is that the only thing positive you can cling to? I am sure if you had friends and more social experience you wouldn't be this way. Fucking faggots.
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I like conplaining about racial politics more
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I am not a racist but non-whites seriously need to lose the chip on their shoulder. Whenever someone says gook or nigger they start whining and crying like it's not just a word.
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>>34309362
You are a racist my friend, saying "I'm not a racist" doesnt fix it
I.. I want a tranny girlfriend!
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You guys are disgusting. Traps and transgenders are shit.
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>>34309584
>not dating a girl who has a penis and loving her unconditionally and telling her that her extra meat is hot to you before you kiss her and jerk her feminine penis
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>tfw no succubus (male) gf
;_;
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ITT: stories of how chad or the bully got BTFO by one of the bullies victims.
>Guy named Diff in our year
>Had an older hardnut brother who was the typical dealer gang/thug dick
>Differ would dl whatever the fuck he wanted to people in his year because as soon as someone retalliated he would run to his big brother and get him so beat the shit out of them
>Had been bullying another guy in our year for most of his school life.
>This kid, lets call him Adam, never retalliated and really just diddnt care. But it did get to him but he never showed it.
>Adam lost his younger sister one year and Diff saw to it that he would rip on Adam because of this
>Weeks of dead sister jokes went by and Adam had not responded at all
>Got to the friday of the week and Diffo threatened to "go all out" if Adam diddnt stop being a pussy and retaliate
>Walking into the P.E department we had a set of swinging doors
>As Adam walks through with Diff behind him, Adam slams the guy with the door, trapping him against the door and wall
>He slams the door again
>And again
>And again
>And again
>Till Diffs face is just a swollen bloody pulp
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>>34309324
>bullies talking about going 'all out'
LOL
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>>34309324
>When the bully BTFOs himself.
I got the last laugh, chaderoo
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>>34309324
Could this be...
Is this...
A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE?