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i found this image on lolcow
how do you feel about it, robots?
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>>34313017
Sounds about right. Why were you on lolcow?
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I like how it's funny to them that people who have never had as much as a sincere positive comment from the opposite gender are insecure about themselves. Women are the scum of the earth.
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So you're saying it's as easy as posting
>tfw no gf
On lolcow and you get the same results as
>tfw no bf
as a girl here?
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>asshole trolls me about my gf on discord
>"he's being fun and joking"
>i troll him back
>"you're being bitter and jealous"
What the fuck gives robots?
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>>34313015
>incorrect use of "troll"
>underage
pick 2
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>>34313046
I'm 22 faggot, and the dude talks about doing all kinds of sexual shit with my gf, because he knows it pisses me off. I tell him off and I'm being bitter.
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>>34313121
beat the shit out of him or something you fucking cuck
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Can't wait for summer
>all day at the beach with all your friends
>night parties and a lot of new people to know
>travel great new places
>making out with girls under the moonlight on warm, cozy nights
Oooh can't come soon enough!
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>>34312952
Y-yeah bro, I'm gonna score mad p-pootytang this summer!
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thank god i live in a place where summer is barely differentiated from other seasons, i don't think i could bare to know i was missing out on all that
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>>34313241
>i don't think i could bare to know i was missing out on all that
but you still are
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>be eastern european
>pretty much everyone here seems to worship Trump
I don't get it? People here hate Putin yet seem to adore Trump? I see practically nothing but pro-Trump shit being posted and people wishing Trump was their president. What gives?
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>>34312911
eastern europe is like 50 years behind the rest of the world
also putin invades eastern europe every few years so that's why they hate him
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>>34312911
Putin is a bro. Trump is the greatest thing to happen to the west in years thats why.
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>>34312978
I support Trump tho. Just wondering why everyone else does despite every shill in america telling them not to.
I hate to sound so desperate like this, but I'm lonely. So truly, deeply, lonely. It's been too long since I've held another human being. I miss the feeling of being next to someone, anyone, and wrapping my arms around them and cuddling until we fall asleep. It's not the same with my pillow. It doesn't have the same weight, you can't really hold it like you can hold a human being. It's no substitute for her. She loves me and swears she'll never give up on me, but my parents and her parents forbid our relationship. He hates me, I haven't talked to him in a long time, he still thinks I did something awful to him and refuses to forgive me. Nothing good ever comes my way, every relationship I've had has ended in sadness and lack of closure. I never enter a happy-go-lucky situation in my life where I can truly relax for a moment and ignore the total train wreck that is my life. It's only been a month since I slept with her, and 2 months since I slept with him, both so wonderful in a way words can't explain, but it feels like an eternity. Neither of them will come back to me, nor will any of the others.
I'm not unattractive, I swear on my mother. Men and women have told me I'm cute or attractive, I think of myself as a handsome male. I just can't find love. My school put me on medical leave because I was too depressed to even handle being in class, I consider it a small victory every day to get out of bed and eat breakfast. Nothing makes me happy anymore, not the music I play, not the video games, the browsing, the forums, the porn, none of it. This haze of depression I've lost myself it completely envelops me. There's no escaping it. All I want is someone to hold me and tell me it's going to be ok. Why didn't she remove her texts? Why did someone have to find them? Why did he change his mind about me? Why can't he forgive me? I'm at a loss.
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>>34312898
>I've held a human being
get the fuck out you simpleton normie
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>>34312961
i'm sorry. Please don't hurt me.
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Here's a tip, if you seriously want to stop being lonely, you need to stop being so creepy, beta and desperate. You might think its part of your personality but its not.
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pick one and only one, robots
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>>34312865
>only one
15%.But 50% is also fine.
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>>34312865
50% is really ideal
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Can I go under 15%? that's the least fat and it still looks kind of obese to me.
Opinions on pomegranate?
Are they worth the effort and mess it takes to eat one?
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it's not that much effort. less than cherries
they're great. easy to crack open and put into a bowl. you're making me crave some now thanks
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>>34312764
eating one right now
pretty great, all the little seeds explode in your mouth like nature's fruit gushers. really sweet and a little tart. would recommend
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>>34312764
I really like them alot and theyre really healthy.
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>hey anon, aren't you coming?
>i knew you were quiet and all but i had no idea you were a misogynist
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>>34312762
>y-yeah sorry, y-you too
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>nope, gonna netflix and play league but tell me how it goes.
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>>34312762
>haha yea i fucking hate women bro! Niggers too lol
Do you ever try to post and find out you were banned for something that you didn't do? Every once in a while, I get banned for posts I didn't make under names I didn't use and it confuses me. I'm the only one who has access to my phone.
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Actually, you're a schiz. Hate that you had to find out this way.
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phone networks use dynamic IP addresses, so you just got assigned an IP that someone got banned on.
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Some boards have retarded mods, like /ck/
Atleast r9k is alright
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I hope Trump outlaws all playstation and nintendo products from being sold in the USA
if you're not playing on xbox you're a disgusting nation traitor and you should be deported
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>>34312623
>Xbox
>microsoft
Are Bill Gates and Donald bud buds?
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>>34312645
https://youtu.be/XUs5mANf1zw
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Idk how donald is going to make everything in america. Its the low wage businsses love that they make things in china. I wonder what hes gonna do.
And could this cause war with china? There are a lot of them.
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>"what's your favorite led zeppelin song?"
>"Stairway to heaven"
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>>34312609
gatekeeping is for normies. kys
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>>34312632
>gatekeeping
Kill yourself
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>>34312609
but it is...
[/spoiler]"The song remains the same" is a close second[/spoiler]
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Femanons, how many beta orbiters do you have, and why?
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>>34312591
2
they make me feel better
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Zero. I don't want any beta orbiters.
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>>34312591
5.
>They make me feel better
>I think it's hot that they want me but can't have me
>As backups
I don't really want to use them as backups desu, I mean they're really beta lol. But if the worst comes to the worst I'll do it. I mean I'll still fuck other men on the side but at least I'll be taken care of.
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>Future don't exist
Because time is just now
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The future is now desu.
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>>34312570
Time is an illusion. There is no such thing as the 5th dimension.
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>>34312570
who is this qt? I've seen pictures of her but don't know who she is/what she's from
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>tfw you arent a funny or interesting person and have zero confidence.
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>>34312569
>values certain skills
>does nothing to develop them
Okay.
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>>34312569
Then become interesting and derive confidence from thing you are interested in by showcasing your knowledge and/or skills from the thing you're interested in. Try to make fun of the things you are interested in as well.
It's really easy.
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>>34312589
>>34312664
I don't have the skill to work on being interesting.
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What else to get for my ps1 collection
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Wu Tang Clan Shaolin Style
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>A bug's life
What in the wide wide world of original made you get that?
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I think you're pretty well all set. Maybe add Army Men 3D but that's really it.