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I fucking did it. I fucking manned up and got her number.
Her REAL fucking number too, and I like her, ALOT.
She might be my first girlfriend ever. But the fuck do I do now? I don't know if she looks at me as a friend or maybe something more than that (she might have given me her number thinking I was asking for it as a friend). What's my next move?
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>>34313521
Step 1: Don't ever doubt yourself about those things
Step 2 onwards: ???
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>>34313521
Um, don't fuck it up? Don't be a creep, learn about her in a non stalker maner, take it easy, don't smother her, control your emotions and above all, be cool. Fly casual.
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>>34313521
Next move is probably getting cucked by a chad. Enjoy your meme gf
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Boldest sexual thing you ever did?
I masturbated on cam but it was shit.
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I like to masturbate on cam and watch others do the same :(
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>>34313498
I flirted with a cosplay gril on cam
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Had sex in my van as a bunch of Mexican gardeners outside watched as they mowed her neighbors lawn.
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Why are people so shallow?
I understand someone not willing to date a fat person or someone who is ugly in some other way. You know someone whose looks are repulsive to you.
But i see all these average looking people being rejected in favor for a slightly better looking person who is a jackass. There is no excuse here. The average person is not repulsive so you just end up appreciating looks more than personality.
It shows that you are a shitty person who deserves being cheated on and being unhappy.
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>>34313472
Well, most of these average people aren't willing to date other average people.
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>>34313472
Relationships are, like, 50% for showing off to your friends.
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>>34313472
Young beta detected. Those "average" girls your age get Chad dick on the regular.
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HAND OVER THE GF RIGHT NOW YOU FUCKERS I KNOW YOU'RE HIDING THEM
I'VE GOT A GUN AND I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU ALL UNLESS YOU HAND OVER THE GFS RIGHT GODDAMN NOW
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I swear i dont have any i have never had please dont shoot
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sry bruv I'm keepin this one ;)
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>>34313397
don't take my gfs, i have a wife and kids to feed man, i need my gfs.
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Is this the perfect waifu for /r9k/ citizens?
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01IYANO96/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&tag=marketorder-20&camp=1789&creative=9325&linkCode=as2&creativeASIN=B01IYANO96&linkId=cb429809a0fc28d7eadb097cacd2eaf6
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I mean, that's impressive
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>>34313410
would fucc.
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bump, my fellow robots need to see this option exists
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>http://howlongismyschlong.com/
>http://imgur.com/a/3r5sH#0
>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3220940/The-perfect-penis-SMALLER-think-Women-prefer-slightly-average-appendages-bothered-size-long-term-relationship.html
Hmmm, this article might sound promising but if you'll read you'll notice most women prefer above average... On top of that
>Women may prefer a smaller penis in a long-term partner for reasons of both physical comfort and a preference for less masculinity, it was suggested
LOL! I guess when she's finally ready to settle down she'll MAYBE go for you.
Don't believe what I'm saying? Here's what some women have to say:
>Size does matter, but not in the way that people think it does when I say that! Nobody wants a 3 or 4 inch cock inside them. You just can't feel it. But for me, anything over 8 inches just hurts, and you can't f*ck me the way I want to be f*cked when I need it! The perfect size for me is 7 inches.
? Christina, 36
> "The truth? Size matters. If you have more, you can do less and still satisfy a woman. In other words, it's the meat, not the motion."
? Vicki, 31
>"It matters. I dated a guy with a penis the size of my pinky, and sometimes I wasn't even sure if we were having sex. The whole big hands, big feet thing is a total lie. He doesn't need a foot-long, 4-inch-round penis, but there's got to be something substantial."
? Michelle, 30
And, if you happen to have a large enough penis (which is EXTREMELY unlikely for this board) you'll probably never get the chance to use it. Chads don't walk around with their dicks out do they?
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Forgot to type out my title XD
I just wanted to drop in and let you all know that you're inadequate and will never be able to satisfy a potential gf (>implying) XD
LOSERS
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nice fake chart
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>>34313317
>Women may prefer a smaller penis in a long-term partner for reasons of both physical comfort and a preference for less masculinity, it was suggested
>tfw 20cm long
Guess this is why I can't get a qt virgin gf into a long term relationship with me ;_;
who else here had a lot of friends in HS, middle school but completely alone in uni?
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>>34313274
I didn't have any friends in HS nor in middle school, and I can't afford uni.
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>>34313294
this
>>34313274
I didn't have any friends growing up and now i don't have any in uni and i am a 3rd year.
Listen normie I get that you are """""sad""""" because you have been in uni since september 2016 and haven't made any friends but could you please fuck off back to r e d d i t ?
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>>34313274
2 friends in elementary, literally none since then, 22 y/o now.
I don't know who or what to blame.
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ls he, dare l even ask, /our guy/?
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he's the best food reviewer by far
chicken connoisseur is obnoxious as fuck and reviewbrah videos are so boring I always switch to another tab 3 minutes in
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>>34313245
of course he is, muchacho!
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>been following him since he was a /ck/ meme with 5k subscribers
>tfw he hasn't change in any way
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Could this man pull girls better than you with his pedostache?
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>>34313136
Depends on whether or not I have access to alcohol and weed. If I do, I bet I could do better.
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>>34313182
But what if he took off his training weights (stache and autism) and went up and slapped your the girl you're currently trying to pull's butt
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>tfw no Kris bf
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FUCK
It's fucking happening again.
How do I stop it.
How do I stop the downward spiral before it's too late, again?
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>>34313131
those digits deserve a reply
don't do anything
lay in bed for all times except eat / bathroom
don't do anything
do this for as long as possible
days
weeks
months if you can
it's not a spiral then, it's just a stall
you'll clear your mind
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Don't fight it, just enjoy the ride...
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>>34313131
Reach the bottom and get comfortable once you do that you don't have to worry about it anymore because your already there
hey i am a girl and i'm cute and this is my voice
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fpiVT0lL76
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>>34313123
>hey i am a girl and i'm cute and this is my voice
Self proclaimed cute girl asking for Skype.
Sure, I'll take the bait.
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>>34313123
Hey guys please don't listen to them this is actually a vocaroo I made for one of the voice threads.
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>>34313123
Please be my gf. I am so lonely.
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>mum goes shopping
>asks me if I want something
>really REALLY love chocolate eminems
>ask her if she could grab me some
>comes back with a bag of pic related
>"Anon there's something new, thought you'd want to try them instead"
T-thanks
I wanna move out
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>>34313079
>I wanna move out
She wants you to move out too. Why do you think she does so many little things to make you uncomfortable?
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Why? Those are better than regular M&M's. I would love her even more.
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they dont look so bad anon
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>tfw mom instated a no singles policy on the household
>have to find a gf by Saturday or I have to live on the streets
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO
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>>34313067
lTT: shit that never happened
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>>34313067
why are women so retarded robots
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It looks like you're fucked OP. I hope you own a tent.
>be 31 year old YouTube celebrity
>has a harem of teenage girlfriends and a wife who let him abuse them and fuck them whenever he pleases
Is onision living the robot dream?or is he too abusive?
https://youtu.be/QBKgzDNimPI
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>>34313043
>Greg was an airman in the United States Air Force, from which he quit, citing its conflict with his liberal views.
Dishonorable discharge? Fuck him and sage.
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>>34313043
too bad he's a fucking self-righteous SJW with mental issues
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>>34313043
To be honest he needs someone to smash his head in with a tire iron.
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Any attractive robots here? 7+ here. Did you ever have a grill obsess over you? Tell your stories,
In highschool I met such a girl. I was (and still am) extremely horrible at talking with girls. Most of the time when they approached me and said something, I just silently stared at them, realized how autistic I looked and kept going. At lunch I mostly sat alone. My social skills are complete shit. I had a phase where I tried understanding social norms, but eventually I learned to not really care about having friends. So anyways,
>Grill one day in class passes me a note
>shy, lithuanian qt
>"It's sad that we never talked to each other."
>Approach her
>Complete awkwardness
>Think I'm fucked
>Still manage to exchange numbers with her
>She enjoys being with me even when I'm just silent
>Eventually she admits that she is into me
>Completely obsesses over me (Draws my name on her arm, asks my older sister everything about me, etc.)
I have never understood this. She came from a fucked up family environment. She was truly the sweetest girl I have ever met, but it had to end because I just didn't believe in LDR
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>>34313032
i would be ur gf skype pls
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What is LDR??
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>>34313059
long distance relationship i'm guessing