>Normies dancing
>Normies getting wasted
>Normies making out
>Normies throwing up
>Normies smoking
What the fuck do robots? Do I participate in these degenerate practices or do I sit in a corner and think back on the mistakes that led me here?
Just get drunk and everything else will fall into place
>>34316412
Whip your dick out and start fapping, you'll be seen as daring and cool
I used to find parties boring too, mostly because I can't relax around people.
Then I discovered mdma.
Look at this dog. How creepy is that?
>>34316286
Not creepy.
>>34316286
Originally creepy.
>>34316357
actually pretty creepy
>tfw you will never be a Japanese otaku living in Tokyo
>ywn be a 90s Otaku and watch the latest anime release on Laserdisc
>tfw going to buy Yakuza 0 later today so I can hang out in club Sega and play virtua fighter
I just need to motivate myself to get out of bed, it's only a little after 1pm, my day isn't wasted right
just fucking kill me man, it's going to be such a long time until I can go back
How does it feel like to kiss a pretty girl on the lips?
>>34316177
feels like magic
>>34316314
so like something that doesn't exist?
>>34316373
I mean the British informal adjective of magic
Wonderful; exciting.
Why do women like pugs so much? They're so ugly and deformed...
>why do [retarded generalization]
Because they just recently became popular so just recently womyn started liking them. It'll be some new meme dog ina few years
Ikr, my brother has a pug and I kick it in the face every time I pass by
Its so dumb it isn't afraid of me yet
>depression turns into anger and desire to eat
>>34315996
Lift some weights instead
Get a dog and walk it whenever you feel upset.
>>34316042
and this. why not
>2017
>being depressed
git gud you fcking casul
What's the racial hierarchy of women in terms of attractiveness?
Here's my proposition (from best to worst of course):
>asian
>latina
>black
>white
White women are literally the generic store brand of women. They're boring as fuck and all look the same.
>>34315876
>White women are literally the generic store brand of women. They're boring as fuck and all look the same.
>.t white male living in the west
>>34315876
You aren't wrong. But for my personal preference, Latina goes at bottom.
Stop posting and fuck off Bebe, no one likes sheboons
The Weekend Is Going Too Fast Edition
https://youtu.be/tMNE_9qCvCY
the absolute state of him
>tfw girl cancels your meetup today
Got no idea what to do with myself now
>>34315835
Cheeky little waifu post, lads.
What does /r9k/ think about this man?
>>34315830
Better than Hillary at least.
Trump is just dumb.
Hillary is a fucking insane psychopath.
>>34315830
didn't think he would win with it look like all odds against him
hope he does a good job
also he's a fucking chad holy shit guys
like how can you not see that
>>34315830
Israel's bitch
Why do you hate promiscuity so much? Do you hate promiscuous men too or only women?
Why?
I'm an anti-natalist and believe that all acts of procreation are inherently immoral and the root cause of all suffering in the world.
el massi
el facu
>>34315790
>immoral
>spreads STI's
>makes it harder to settle down later in life
I'm 29 and make $18 an hour. I have my own car and apartment. I recently got into shape and girls have been flirting and talking to me ,but no gf yet. Hopefully I will have a gf by summertime.
I'm I doing ok in life?
>>34315764
Yes! Good work anon I hope you have a life that feels fulfilling and I hope you find a qt girl to share it with.
>>34315764
Don't get a gf and you'll be golden.
Also what exactly do you do and where do you live?
>>34315764
you feel the need to get verified by a taiwanese puppet decoration forum, you tell me
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>>34315722
I don't get what kind of a worthless degenerate finds this stupid meme funny
i am ready to be your fart slave
I'm an ass fetishist, nothing on earth I love more to do than eat girlbutt. And if a girl farted near me, I'd never speak to her again.
But god damn do I fucking love brap posters.
I hate SJWs but for some reason Rebel Media rubs me the the wrong way.
Because it's the same clickbait low standards """journalism"""" but with a right-wing bias.
It's like someone took Jon Oliver (or another Daily Show alumni) and flicked the switch on their back from left to right.
>>34315699
It's because they're also Sjws, just for their own kind.
Why is this board trying to turn me gay?
>>34315658
Post ur ass, Iet me pound it
>>34315658
so we have mor potential gfs(male)
>was gay before /r9k/ became gay
>was happy that I was immune to all seduction attempts by the board's hivemind consciousness
>now whenever I come here I'm always horny
You guys should turn straight again
Hello fellows,
so this might be a long shot, but I found out today that due to my IQ I qualify as gifted.
Now my 2nd semester in uni is about to start but I feel like a massive underachiever now, due to my laziness.
I always had above average grades but they were never excellent.
Is there any way I could turn this shit around and maybe still get into an elite university?
Is anyone (or has been) in a similar situation?
What do I do?
I'm in an existential crisis yet again, and I want to use the potential I have especially since I'm a failure in most other aspects of life already.
Please help
How much do you like spending time alone, in seclusion?
>>34315778
why are you asking? depends on what i am doing but i can deal with it
>>34315864
To answer your primary question.
Let me rephrase:
Do you often prefer to stay alone, likely doing nothing, to being productive at the cost of having to interact with other people?