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>>34317378
>tfw been on a diet 21 straight now without a cheat day
>tfw I don't crave junk food anymore
I'm gonna make it bros

Man, it's not usual, but whenever i get me hands on those onion & sour cream pringles, i just cant stop.


I've always had a thing for salty food... i remember that, back when i was young, there were some kind of salty lemon-flavored ginger stuff that was supposed to be help with cough and throat aches, but i was completely addicted to it.

>>34317459

How long does it take to reach this nirvana? My longest stretch was 13 days.

>>34317370
she makes me content

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>>34317370

Mileena is always my waifu.

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She's the only female contact I've had in years.

>not shuckle, dunsparce, shedinja or cloyster

>>34317365
I will give you Shuckle, Dunsparce and Shedinja, but you even thinking that Cloyster stood a chance tells me that you need to go back to /cgl/ or /soc/.

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>>34317324
>Whismur
"Whismur is very timid. If it starts to cry loudly, it becomes startled by its own crying and cries even harder. When it finally stops crying, the Pokemon goes to sleep, all tired out."

>Xatu
"Xatu stands rooted and still in one spot all day long. People believe that this Pokemon does so out of fear of the terrible things it has foreseen in the future."

/r9k/ Pokemons.

A timid easy to tear one, and a paranoid one.

It's a valuable seduction skill, retard. Be glad you don't have to go alone. Throw out the video games, your mom can only unfuck your life so much.

>>34317238
The kind of dancing they teach at those classes will not get you laid.

>>34317198
>moms making me to go to a dance class with her

She's seeing if you're actually a closet fag and if you're not, man enough to tell her to fuck off

when i really stop caring i got to the right.
i just live to the small things but sometimes i go to the left too, but mostly right

>>34317039
You truly have to not care as the poster above me says. If you're exhibiting any emotion beyond neutrality in the case of no overwhelming outside stimulus to do otherwise than you're caring / you care.

Once being neutral becomes natural you will see the beauty of this institution.

>>34317084
how do I stop caring then?

save for 2 seconds

>>34317036
>mad that people are saying nigger on 4chan

this is bait

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>hurr durr black dicks XDXD.jpg
>grr I hate niggers DX<

It is very important to certain groups that white nationalism become as hysterical and petty as possible

Thanks now Im paranoid because earlyer I got a nice (you)

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>>34317090
fu fu fuu

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>go into a thread
>be nice
>mfw I mean all of it

huh itt's right spelling to me?

it's honored.

and great.

>>34316987
Its not his twitter you retards

>>34316844
Are you a hungry skeleton? I always see that combination of whale and spooky skeleton

>>34316874
156 at 6'0 at age 19

>>34316896
You should consider eating more than a slice of toast and black coffee all day Mr skelington

Be sad because I don't have a gf, browse r9k and play games

FUCK

Wait...Valentine's Day is a girl holiday in Japan, right?

I still got time. White Day is when i'm gonna shit my pants.

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>>34316779
Stuff my face with candy and browse 4chan.

>>34316722
No lol, though there is an all species type of flatworm I believe but I forget the name.

>>34316722
no, but all females are spiders

>>34316722
I've seen enough hentai to definitively answer that they might not all be female, but they are all qt and fuckable

Every point you made is valid, but because contemporary feminist society revolves around "feels" as opposed to reason, no one will take you seriously.

>>34316617

let them, who cares. they can marry planned parenthood and ride the carousel all of their life.

their vagina, their reproduction, their "rights".

It's best to just ignore them. Do not apologize to feminists, do not listen to feminists, do not go near feminists. When you refuse to apologize, they do what all leftist animals do in the absence of prey: turn against and cannibalize eachother.

>>34316535
B...but muh genetics preclude me from doing anything to improve my life.

I'd be at the gym for 12-14 hours a day.

>>34316535
why do you want the destruction of four chin?

leave the losers being losers for their whole lives

>>34316473
ashemaletube . Although I'd recommend you to stop watching trap porn, it really fucks you up.

It's extremely hard now that trannies and nonpassing crossdressers have started calling themselves traps

>>34317139
How does it fuck a person up exactly? Interest

>>34316449
If you're having trouble with this, document your dreams. I've only had this particular issue when I was taking Chantix but it subsided.

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maybe you should ask lain honey?

>/zzz/

not once ever have i had this problem