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Why does this bitch piss me off so much?

I'm tired of having to pretend like she's some hero to normies
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>>34317878
She kind of is for those poor uneducated qts
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you're no different than the sand niggers that shot her in the head
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She literally got a nobel prize for getting shot.

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Who here /lost/?

>wasting days
>unhappy reaching depression
>shit job
>no prospects
>no idea what I want to do
>in debt
>don't enjoy hobby anymore
>don't enjoy games anymore
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Be careful of the drugs and the bottle. They swallow people like us whole
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Failure reporting in

all of what you wrote +
>still living with parents
>high school drop out, no diploma
>get reminded everyday that I "need" to do something with my life
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>>34317762
>>34317816
Literally everything except being in debt

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I get sweaty and my hands shake anytime I get higher than a 10 kill streak. How am I supposed to take a girl home with me?
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>>34317723
isn't that why it's fun to play?
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>>34317745
No its scary
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you yell

BOOM HEADSHOT YEEEEAAAA

to condition yourself

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>she has even 1 orbiter
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>she isn't christian

That is the biggest deal break for me
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>>34317704
All girls have orbiters though
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>>34317704
That doggo looks sooooo cute, I just want to cuddle him and fall asleep with him as my blanket.

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>Eating dinner with my family
>They're talking about Donald trump
>tell them he works for the Bogdanoffs
>they ask me what i'm talking about
>give them the bogpill
>they laugh at me
>dad tells me i should spend the time i spend on the internet trying to find a girlfriend

Why are they so willfully ignorant?

I give them information but they are unable to connect the dots.

Are the bogdanoffs people only us , the intellectual minority, are capable of understanding?
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>>34317694
Like the Internet to ants, we simply cannot understand. Not even you.
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If anyone needs a run down just ask. I have one for you.
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>>34317694
>gives his family the bog pill
>literally on the floor pissing my pants with laughter

You are doing god's work anon this probably the best /r9k/ thread of 2017..

You need to tell them quote for quote "its the hardest pill you aren't swallowing."

>tfw anon is literally memeing the shit out of his own family

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Are you dumb or smart?
Im really dumb.
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I border on being mentally retarded.
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Do you have proof of your lack of intelligence?
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I'm pretty dumb.

The annoying type of dumb where my family says i'm smart and have potential, but I actually don't.

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Have you ever gone to a movie by yourself, /r9k/?
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>>34317653
yeah and i bring crab legs
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>>34318413
and i munch munch munch til i can't munch anymore
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Yes. It's pretty comfy, but you have to sit at the back to avoid kids throwing popcorn at you.

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"Sorry sir, we stop serving chicken tenders last week, is there anything else you would like?"
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WHY YES, THERE IS SOMETHING YOU CAN HELP ME WITH, MISS.

I NEED YOUR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASON!
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>>34317650
Your money
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>"This is self defense."
>"God bless America."

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>tfw been a worthless NEET living on my older sisters couch for the past 3 years
>her long term boyfriend and her were talking engagement
>he's basically wanted her to boot me out since the start, hates having me be a worthless leech
>she always refuses
>they had a big fight about it last week and broke up after 7 years together
>she's been crying on her bed ever since, she doesn't even want to eat or talk

Pretty sure I just ruined my sisters life forever

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Leeching off your parents is one thing, but why would you do that to your sibling? Please just get a job and move out
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Just get a fucking job you crybaby
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get a job, talk to the dude, but it probably wasnt your fault.

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I miss the endless stream of Elliot threads every day
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fuck off it became cancerous
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>>34317663
Still better than race b8 threads and trap faggots
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>>34317691
thats true
originalo

It's Saturday, let's have a /cwt/ (Comfy Waifu Thread)

No subject (again)
But come in here and get comfy!

>How was your week?
>Anything good/bad happen?
>Any plans for next week?
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Hi.

>How was your week?
It was okay I guess as far as weeks go. Nothing particularly bad happened.
>Anything good/bad happen?
My birthday, I got lots of nice happy birthdays from people on the internet
>Any plans for next week?
Continue being a disgusting NEET.
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>>34317559
Hey

>How was your week?
It was long, I'm very sore but at least it's over.

>Anything good happen?
I found a shiny Psyduck

>Any plans on next week
Scared, but I hope I can get through it
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>how was your week?
Decent enough, my customized debit card made it through the filter, looking forward to that

>Anything good/bad happen?
yesterday's inauguration, and I got a raise at work. Not too much of a raise but it counts!
I'm also glad the /cwt/ mineshit server is accessible.

>Any plans for next week?
Victoria's Secret shopping spree desu. After that not much, work gave me four days off but then next next week I work a lot.
Work gives me something to do and something to take my mind off of things.

Why don't the pills ever help, it's like the depression evolves around them
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you need more

t. 450mg/day welly here
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>>34317510
Try MDMA. Cured my depression overnight.
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The herbal jew is much better and more wholesome than the pharmaceutical jew

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How to get over being shy at the bar? Even after a few drinks I might exchange a few words with a girl or two, but I never am able to pull. Girls seldom approach me either despite being of average attraction.
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just keep trying, sorry for the dumb answer but grow some balls. The simple answer is you just gotta take the plunge.
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>>34317608
This is actually good advice I suppose. The more I go the more confident and comfortable with my surroundings I'll be. Thanks
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>>34317492
lyft

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"Anon, would yyou still love me as a boy?"
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No I hate your stupid face regardless

sage
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>i will never get to go to a gaming tournament with natalie, cheering our hearts out for our favorite team..
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>>34317568
Are you the same anon from the last thread?

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>gf said she has always wanted to try pegging
>nags me into it
>she starts pegging me now and again
>says she would like me to try cross dressing
>really no into it
>nags me into it
>im dressed as a woman getting shagged up the arse dressed as a woman
>gf calls me over
>turns on the tele
>she recorded it
>anon if you dont marry me i'm going to post this on facebook

im in hell
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>>34317463
kill her
You have been muted for seconds, because your comment was not original.
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role with it anon
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1 I don't believe this
2 Call the police/lawyer and report the blackmail
3 lots of people do weird shit in the bedroom
lucky, but you guys are probably ugly

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