Why does this bitch piss me off so much?
I'm tired of having to pretend like she's some hero to normies
>>34317878
She kind of is for those poor uneducated qts
you're no different than the sand niggers that shot her in the head
She literally got a nobel prize for getting shot.
Who here /lost/?
>wasting days
>unhappy reaching depression
>shit job
>no prospects
>no idea what I want to do
>in debt
>don't enjoy hobby anymore
>don't enjoy games anymore
Be careful of the drugs and the bottle. They swallow people like us whole
Failure reporting in
all of what you wrote +
>still living with parents
>high school drop out, no diploma
>get reminded everyday that I "need" to do something with my life
>>34317762
>>34317816
Literally everything except being in debt
I get sweaty and my hands shake anytime I get higher than a 10 kill streak. How am I supposed to take a girl home with me?
>>34317723
isn't that why it's fun to play?
>>34317745
No its scary
you yell
BOOM HEADSHOT YEEEEAAAA
to condition yourself
>she has even 1 orbiter
>she isn't christian
That is the biggest deal break for me
>>34317704
All girls have orbiters though
>>34317704
That doggo looks sooooo cute, I just want to cuddle him and fall asleep with him as my blanket.
>Eating dinner with my family
>They're talking about Donald trump
>tell them he works for the Bogdanoffs
>they ask me what i'm talking about
>give them the bogpill
>they laugh at me
>dad tells me i should spend the time i spend on the internet trying to find a girlfriend
Why are they so willfully ignorant?
I give them information but they are unable to connect the dots.
Are the bogdanoffs people only us , the intellectual minority, are capable of understanding?
>>34317694
Like the Internet to ants, we simply cannot understand. Not even you.
If anyone needs a run down just ask. I have one for you.
>>34317694
>gives his family the bog pill
>literally on the floor pissing my pants with laughter
You are doing god's work anon this probably the best /r9k/ thread of 2017..
You need to tell them quote for quote "its the hardest pill you aren't swallowing."
>tfw anon is literally memeing the shit out of his own family
Are you dumb or smart?
Im really dumb.
I border on being mentally retarded.
Do you have proof of your lack of intelligence?
I'm pretty dumb.
The annoying type of dumb where my family says i'm smart and have potential, but I actually don't.
Have you ever gone to a movie by yourself, /r9k/?
>>34317653
yeah and i bring crab legs
>>34318413
and i munch munch munch til i can't munch anymore
Yes. It's pretty comfy, but you have to sit at the back to avoid kids throwing popcorn at you.
"Sorry sir, we stop serving chicken tenders last week, is there anything else you would like?"
WHY YES, THERE IS SOMETHING YOU CAN HELP ME WITH, MISS.
I NEED YOUR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASON!
>>34317650
Your money
>"This is self defense."
>"God bless America."
>tfw been a worthless NEET living on my older sisters couch for the past 3 years
>her long term boyfriend and her were talking engagement
>he's basically wanted her to boot me out since the start, hates having me be a worthless leech
>she always refuses
>they had a big fight about it last week and broke up after 7 years together
>she's been crying on her bed ever since, she doesn't even want to eat or talk
Pretty sure I just ruined my sisters life forever
Feelsbadman.jpg
Leeching off your parents is one thing, but why would you do that to your sibling? Please just get a job and move out
Just get a fucking job you crybaby
get a job, talk to the dude, but it probably wasnt your fault.
I miss the endless stream of Elliot threads every day
fuck off it became cancerous
>>34317663
Still better than race b8 threads and trap faggots
>>34317691
thats true
originalo
It's Saturday, let's have a /cwt/ (Comfy Waifu Thread)
No subject (again)
But come in here and get comfy!
>How was your week?
>Anything good/bad happen?
>Any plans for next week?
Hi.
>How was your week?
It was okay I guess as far as weeks go. Nothing particularly bad happened.
>Anything good/bad happen?
My birthday, I got lots of nice happy birthdaysfrom people on the internet
>Any plans for next week?
Continue being a disgusting NEET.
>>34317559
Hey
>How was your week?
It was long, I'm very sore but at least it's over.
>Anything good happen?
I found a shiny Psyduck
>Any plans on next week
Scared, but I hope I can get through it
>how was your week?
Decent enough, my customized debit card made it through the filter, looking forward to that
>Anything good/bad happen?
yesterday's inauguration, and I got a raise at work. Not too much of a raise but it counts!I'm also glad the /cwt/ mineshit server is accessible.
>Any plans for next week?
Victoria's Secret shopping spree desu. After that not much, work gave me four days off but then next next week I work a lot.
Work gives me something to do and something to take my mind off of things.
Why don't the pills ever help, it's like the depression evolves around them
you need more
t. 450mg/day welly here
>>34317510
Try MDMA. Cured my depression overnight.
The herbal jew is much better and more wholesome than the pharmaceutical jew
How to get over being shy at the bar? Even after a few drinks I might exchange a few words with a girl or two, but I never am able to pull. Girls seldom approach me either despite being of average attraction.
just keep trying, sorry for the dumb answer but grow some balls. The simple answer is you just gotta take the plunge.
>>34317608
This is actually good advice I suppose. The more I go the more confident and comfortable with my surroundings I'll be. Thanks
>>34317492
lyft
"Anon, would yyou still love me as a boy?"
No I hate your stupid face regardless
sage
>i will never get to go to a gaming tournament with natalie, cheering our hearts out for our favorite team..
>>34317568
Are you the same anon from the last thread?
>gf said she has always wanted to try pegging
>nags me into it
>she starts pegging me now and again
>says she would like me to try cross dressing
>really no into it
>nags me into it
>im dressed as a woman getting shagged up the arse dressed as a woman
>gf calls me over
>turns on the tele
>she recorded it
>anon if you dont marry me i'm going to post this on facebook
im in hell
>>34317463
kill her
You have been muted for seconds, because your comment was not original.
role with it anon
1 I don't believe this
2 Call the police/lawyer and report the blackmail
3 lots of people do weird shit in the bedroomlucky, but you guys are probably ugly