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>watching a video with yourself in it
I am not human, am I?
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>>34319120
>thought i was atleast a 5 or 6/10
>watch a video of myself
>look like fucking smeagol from the lord of the rings
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That is exactly why I don't allow for pictures or videos of myself.
The less evidence of my failure of an existence, the better.
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>hearing what your voice actually sounds like in a recording
Pick your era waifu
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>2000 fashion meme
1930's is perfect
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Pick your alt/counter culture waifu
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And finally your era husbando
>going to start lucid dreaming
>tfw i'm going to get laid more frequently than most normies and with whatever i want
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It don't feel the same though. Whenever I fuck in dreams I'm always left wanting more and never orgasm. Cool shit I did recently is fit an entire city in the size of a pinhead and lived in a city on top of a cake which was giant to me and I swam in it and ate some.
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When I hear those boneural beats or whatever it's called it makes me unable to sleep, I have been trying for months now, is Lucid dreaming just a meme?
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>>34319826
Try mugwort. You can buy it on amazon
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>meet qt girl on r9komegle
>keep thinking about her/miss her
Why do I have to get attached so easily
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>>34319008
It was me, anon. We're not talking again.
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>>34319027
What did I do wrongdescribe how I look to prove it was you :^)
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>>34319089
>describe how I look
like a fag
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What do femanons think about /r9k/ becoming gay/traps?
Do you think it's cute/hot and support it or are you disgusted/sad that they gave up?
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>>34318952
I support it because I have gender dysphoria too.
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>>34318952
Pretty sure they think it's retarded.
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>becoming gay/traps
?
i'm still the same.
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Why do normies feel the need to take pictures of everything and share absolutely everything that they're doing on social media?
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>>34318887
this can't be real. I don't believe such normies can exist in this world.
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Because it gives purpose to their otherwise meaningless lives
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>>34318916
no that's too easy. you could say that about anything at all.
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SATURDAY NIGHT MUTHAFUKAS! 2017-01-21 10:08:11 Post No.34318885
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SATURDAY NIGHT MUTHAFUKAS!
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THREAD THEME: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxaLGbTDcdQ
IT'S THAT TIME OF WEEK AGAIN BOYS WHAT ARE YOU:
>PLAYAN
>EATAN
>DRINKAN
>WATCHAN
>READAN
>LISTENAN
>FAPPAN
>FEELAN
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>>PLAYAN
Want to play Dragon's Dogma again but my gamepad is downstairs and I can't be fucked to go and get it
>>EATAN
Papadum's left over from dinner
>>DRINKAN
50ml coconut rum
70ml spiced rum
200ml OJ
100ml pineapple
2tsp Grenadine
Gay as fuck but gets you smashed fast
>>WATCHAN
Christopher Eccleston era Doctor Who
>>READAN
40K Traitor Legions supplement
>>LISTENAN
Draconian - Turning Season Within
>>FAPPAN
Really don't feel like it
>>FEELAN
Rage and sadness at a backstabbing friend dating an ex (NORMIN ROOOOO) of mine like 2 months after we broke up, even though she was "too ill to see anyone right now"
You know that deep misery that makes your stomach turn and your skin prickle?
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>>34319161
>Papadum's left over from dinner
Aw sheeit, any good senpai?
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>>34319482
Eh, I ain't too big on them I mean they're nice but kinda bland. Just eating outta boredom.
Dinner was good tho. Had keema rice and I dunno what the curry was but it was mid heat, could taste yoghurt and coconut cream through the spices and there was whole sliced chicken breast stuffed with lamb mince in there
This place is like a human zoo Jesus Christ...
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>>34318853
Please don't feed us or stick your fingers in the cage.
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>>34318853
COME HERE, OP
origami
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>>34318853
No, when I see a zoo I wish the animals within to be free.
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Was he right?
yctv4c
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>>34318813
Yes, why try when you know there's a 99.99% chance you'll fail?
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>>34318838
Trying is a meme.
Either you're born capable or you're born trash.
You don't """"improve""""
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That's my motto. I dropped out of life
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um.... why do black women love white cock so much?
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>>34318797
They dont. Our women are loyal to us. The ones that race mix are a minority
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what's her name anon, science needs it
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>>34318848
That's not true. Black women dream of rich white men. As a very light skin mixed male (super hawt) black chicks rub their ass all over my cock. Only problem is they act degenerate.
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>mom is 60
>obese
>on meds for depression
>stressed because she lost her job
>got a part time job but spends time not working sleeping
>eats lots of junk food
pls tell me how long she is for this world r9k
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>>34318770
>mom is 60
>obese
Not very long mate, that's for sure
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>>34318770
It won't be much longer now anon
Pray u join her even quicker, for your own good
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>>34318834
>>34318898
is there an estimate? i need to plan for when she dies, like where to live
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Is Bill Maher right about us? 2017-01-21 09:58:16 Post No.34318667
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Is Bill Maher right about us?
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Starts at 01:53
https://youtu.be/CRpgl01brpo
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He's right and I'm surprised someone mainstream like him said it. The truth is that society is against robots from the start and catered for normies like chad and stacy. Eventually people are going to snap. Beta uprising when?
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>>34318667
>tfw there are people on planet earth who consider Bill Maher an "intellectual"
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It's beyond me how anyone can stand Bill Maher for more than 10 seconds. His smug jew face, his terrible delivery of shitty jokes, his yapping audience who laugh on command like trained seals
What happened to your childhood friends? Are you still friends with any of them?
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>>34318603
>tfw had no childhood friends
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>>34318603
Had 6 friends throughout childhood everyone of them moved after being my friend for 2 years max my last friend died after being my best friend for 4 years
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>>34318603
2 close ones from elementary school and 4 from highschool.
I guess its not really childhood friends considering im just 22
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>want to be nice to everyone
>nobody thinks i am genious
>they all want to abuse my sympathy
Why even live.
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Somebody get in here and let me be nice to them damn it.
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>>34318904
Give me your best shot
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>>34318954
Well,how can i help you? Are you doing ok out there?
Help me robots.
You guys know a lot about computers, and I want to build one but I'm a woman so what the fuck do I know about technology. I don't know where to start, so does anyone have links to easy how-tos and instructions for idiots? I'm smart but I have two left hands with technology.
Also, how much does a basic set up cost? I want to keep it relatively cheap. The main game I play is Overwatch. My only requirements is duel monitors. I play pretty easy games that don't require anything too intense. Is under $1200 realistic?
please enable my descent into complete social isolation and ineptitude by responding, thanks.
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yeah you can build one in that price range
literally just google pc building guides
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Lurk /g/ for their PC building generals and follow their links and advice.
And for the love of fuck, don't announce that you're a woman like that again.
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>>34318540
Go on reddit's Build A PC subreddit. There are cool guides and links and shit, read it all, you'll need it for assembly. If you don't want to pick components yourself, go to Build A PC For Me. Under 1200 is definitely doable.
>inb autists hating on reddit