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Here famalama

desu once you learn to live with it life does get really comfy

>>34319870
I only wish other people would understand it better and let me bee myself in peace

>>34320196
>let me bee myself in peace
Isn't that what we all want? Just to be us and for people to let us be us? I don't think it's a lot to ask. We all just want to be who we are.

By ignoring her birthday entirely.

>>34319521
Figured as much.
Thanks for your input, anon.

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>>34319392
Just tell her. Im pretty awkward but ive said it to a few people in highschool

hey you hey you get the fuck off my board with this ugly slut how many threads do you neeed about the damn thing

>>34319376
There's other Avril Lavigne threads going on?

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I unironically like this song. It's kind of my guilty pleasure thing.

It's universal to practically everyone, and most people have experienced it to some extent, so you will see it a lot.

There is love for nature too.

The love between humans can be special and intimate.

reproduction is a pretty big goddamn deal don't you know

choke her to death with the telephone cord senpai

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holy shit are you me

>the phone rings
>i get up and go check it
>unknown number
>i laugh as i ignore it and go back to my room
>it rings again

FUCKING NORMIES LEAVE ME ALONE FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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>2017
>using a home phone

>>34319312
That really bothered me for many reasons. First of all, I don't want my routine or actions to be tracked by a fast food employee. Secondly, she should not try to tell me how I should live my life. I do not want to eat inside because I find it less comfortable and would much rather be inside my vehicle listening to an audiobook and enjoying myself and my privacy.

Overall, I think it was very unprofessional to bring this up. I should have a clean slate with each drive through visit, not have to get the third degree because I committed some sort of faux pas. Which I don't think I did, because I often see people eating in fast food parking lots. How does she know I am not busy going to work or somewhere in a rush?

How do you feel about eating in your vehicle in the parking lot of a fast food restaurant versus eating inside the restaurant?

you know we have a 30 minutes break designated by the manager

>>34319312
omg you're a fucking autist!!

No it's because you keep going for women not interested in you.

>>34319330
actually it's because blacks have become literally undesirable because of their proneness to violence and crime. as well as their propensity to be obnoxious and persistent.

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The cure to this is jobs. They don't want to work in mcdonalds or some crappy fast food joint, and the pay isn't good enough therefore they resort to life of crime or drugs as a means of receiving pay.

If we re-industrialize places like Detroit and cut their welfare funds, all the blacks in said areas will be forced to go to work or die without any Government funding.

>>34319294
>being this salty
I mean, you could also spend your time doing something productive while you shitpost. Scolding women and thinking they'll learn from it tells me that you have a lot to learn yourself there buddy.

They would just stop giving manlets a chance altogether. Women do all sorts of shit to avoid responsibility.

>>34319294
>You say, because you're short, if we have male kids they might be 5'7 tall

>this gay ass reason

Just tell her you don't like short women you dumb fuck

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Not that guy but damn this looks like a good post-workout meal OP


Doo you eat this every day? I'm afraid of all the sodium that may be consumed from this daily but I need to good way to down lots of protein.

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>>34319279
Saving this recipe, thanks famalamamingo

What does it taste like?
Why so much mushroom?

>>34319266
Same video games aren't fun to me anymore and watching anime seems like a chore. I have literally done nothing but shit post since Christmas.

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>>34319266
I used to draw a lot, but I haven't had any motivation to in a while and my art skills are probably rusty as fuck now.

I also forgot my netflix info so I can't catch up on anime either.

Even 4chan is numbing to me now. I feel nothing. Interact with no-one. I might as well have been asleep in a coma since last June; so little has been of interest since.

>>34319246

follow your curiosity my nigga. Im an INTP, i quit vidya and started playing bass guitar and doin some coding, turns out both of them feed my autistic INTP need for knowledge. Now there's still one problem and that's getting away from 4chan so i can focus on these two things.

What you need is to ask yourself if theres anything you would like to understand in this world, and then take the necessary steps to acquire the knowledge and don't be too concerned with what you will accomplish with said knowledge. That comes later. Focus on understanding something first.

>>34319246
>MBTI
stop falling for memes, being 'INTP' means jack shit and isn't even an immutable characteristic considering the nature of the test.

>>34319246
>ENTJ here
>utter disgrace to my personality type
>possibly mentally ill
>at least I can still arrive to that conclusion rationally

I literally have one of the best personality types and I am a total sperg spaghetti dropper.. Could easily be a panty dropper its actually hilarious that im not

>>34319205
Damn senpai that burrito looks scrumptious whats in it? I dont know what I'm doing tonight good chance I'll lose power do to the storm thats going to black everyone so either cook now or not.. I might go out, also take a shot of jerry for me or

>>34319254
Mixed chicken and beef

>>34319300
Hell ya senpai enjoy eating it!

My theory: It's all height/race/face in the end.

Everything.

5'4 black ugly

I have 0 chance at anything in life

>>34319201
I am a short, 5'7 Indian guy that has a 9/10 white gf.

The secret is to dump all possible hints of being indian. Play the long game (don't try to 'pick up' or anything). Get a good personality, and target well well below your socio-economic level.

What a lot of people don't realise is wealth is as a part of your 'attractiveness' is height or big boobs.

The reason society and especially women try to stigmatise 'gold diggers'.. is because men can be made extremely attractive at any point in their life with the addition of money.

While women don't get more attractive no matter how much money they have. This is a major advantage, exploit it fully and mercilessly. Ignore all stigmatisiatios of 'she's a gold digger'..

all women are gold diggers. It's who they are genetically, they want resources to look after their offspring. If it's good enough for the president of the US, it's good enough for you.

Co-incidentally Asian and Indian guys tend to be near the top of the earning totem pole.

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>>34319182
i always ask for Sweet and Spicy Chinese Pork i love it, its like tendies but better.

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forget about spicy chickenballs i use to order these with my pork tendies at a chinese take out

>>34319182
if it is the first Chinese restaurant in your town, it will most likely be very americanized and not a very realistic representation of authentic Chinese food. That being said, American Chinese food is itself a genre of food, and it does a few things very well.

Like this poster said: >>34319257 this type of thing is very good. Breaded, with a bit of sauce, together with rice creates a great eating experience. A similar dish would be Orange Chicken. Kung Pao chicken is also a solid choice, as are green beans, hot and sour or egg drop soup, and beef with brocolli.

Enjoy it, OP. And maybe this will introduce you to a whole new world of food.

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>ara ara anon-kun want to watch me and peanut untouchable?

someone post the template por flavor

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>>34319943
template for you anon
create the rarest pepe now