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>tfw only fat girls / chubby bitches think i'm cute and want me
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>>34320630
Make them lose weight and go for it, unless they've got Elephant Man face features.
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>>34320657
Fuck that, fat bitches are disgusting. Even with a nice face i cant stand them.
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why aren't you fucking those fat bitches?


just give em da rod

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ALL THE STARTS ALLIGNED AND INGOT LAID TWO NIGHTS AGO, I WAS SO HAPPPY AND THOUGHT I WAS CURED OF ROBOTISM AND THEN I LOOK AT MY DICK AND SEE THIS. I used a condom, but she blew me. I don't remember if my dickhead always looked like this. DID A ROASTIE GIVE ME HERPES?? ONE VICTORY SND IM PUNISHED FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE, ROBOTS SRENT MEANT TO VE HAPPY
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>>34320609
Another pic. Am i overreacting and this is nothing?
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>>34320678
No pic,

are you talking about the tip of the lips of the penis? How it appears to have a second set of lips?
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>>34320741

No, does it look like I have bumps on it? Almost like it's crystallized?

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I haven't taken my SSRI luvox is 4 days, I'm tired of being tied to the pharma Jew. The pill has done nothing for me, but the withdrawal is terrible.

I'm going to power through though, and beat the jews.

Anyone else quit cold turkey?
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>>34320594
Why would you quit an SSRI cold turkey when you could taper it off, you dumbass?
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I quit geodon cold turkey because i was already getting symptoms of tardive dyskinesia.
NOPE'd out of there, but i couldn't sleep the entire day, pretty sure i have brain damage or something now but at least i dont have some shitty uncontrollable tick for the rest of my life.

the people that allow these drugs to exist for mass consumption should be hanged and then shot.
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>>34320612
Because I refuse to be controlled by kike poison.

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>Mommy made you some breakfast, honey!
>Would you like me to add some of my milk?
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>>34320566
>porridge
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>34320566
This is literally my fetish, besides the whole "mommy" part

>tfw no hucow gf to milk for cereal and coffee in the moring
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>>34320566
Wtf get out you nasty bitch

>tfw receding hairline
>tfw 20

pic related, my hair looks like this
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>>34320546
radiohead guy is a qt
He has pretty lips
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girls only care about Confidence > Statut > Money > Look
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>>34320603
>tfw I hate people who strongly value any of those superficial things
>tfw that seems to be every woman
>mfw

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We're the true robots, home on our saturday nights. Post your picture, one more of those threads won't make a difference anymore.

Pic related, it's me.
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Are you wearing lipstick OP
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>>34320554
No, why do you think so? I'm not one of you trap loving fake robots.
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>>34320526
fuck off to >>>/soc/ failednormalfags

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>apparently women have it super easy
>tfw you are really ugly
>tfw social outcast
>tfw socially retarded
where is it supposed to be easy
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>>34320519
The part where you make a tumblr and get sympathy from nu-males, I guess.
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you can probably get 50% more beautiful if you lose fat, now go away
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The part where you sign up to a dating site and get 20 replies from employed men

Have you ever fall in love?

I did not. THere is always a catch. The girl is ugly, or the girl is not interesting, or she is annoying for some reason. I really think love is bullshit at this point. Also I'm 27 now.
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>>34320424
oh yes, it's real. its not some spiritual mumbo jumbo though it definitely feels that way, almost like the spirituality some people get from drugs like lsd and mdma. Everything becomes so clear and you realise you want be around this woman/or man for the rest of your life in order to feel this way. realistically youre just high af from the oxytocin being released into your brain but its a feeling like no other.
without a doubt its the best drug I have tried.
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>>34320424
thats aid your personality might not ever let you open up or see someone in that light. perhaps anon you are destined to be forever alone.
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>>34320424
Think so, multiple times. Don't think it's possible any more though. Now I think I can just fall into 'tolerate' which I thin is the best I can mutually hope for too.

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>he doesn't watch BWWM amateur porn

Just kill yourself, my man.
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I might if it wasn't SO hard to find it

What search terms do you even use, "black girl" just gives you results like White Girl Takes First Black Cock
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asian male/black female master race
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>>34320498
"Ebony" right now is starting to mean "white man fucking black woman". I saw some black guys pissed because when they search "ebony" 7 out 10 times the result is BWWM. Also Pornhub stats show that men don't search "black". They search "ebony".

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STOP TALKING ABOUT GIRLS AND SEX YOU STUPID FUCKING NORMALFAGS. YOU'VE RUINED THIS BOARD WITH YOUR PETTY SHIT. GOD I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU. YOU ARE WORTHLESS. YOU ARE STUPID.YOU THINK YOUR SHIT DOESN'T STINK. JUST FUCK OFF BACK TO REDD IT ALREADY AND LEAVE US ALONE. SEX ISN'T THE END OF THE FUCKING WORLD YOU STUPID FUCKING MONGOLOIDS.
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>>34320380
>tfw all the freshman girls look up to you as a grad assistant
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>sex

Dude all I fucking want is that pure unconditional love from a woman. Sure sex is great but I just want someone to love me as much as I love them. I feel emotions way too strongly
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why can't we all ignore the whole love / sex shit?
We are robots. We transcended these things. We were outcast from society but this is what makes us strong. We can control ourselves and devote ourselves to other stuff because we are different.
Ignore the Normalfag shit. Ignore the Bait threads. Ignore the blacked stuff. Let's save what is left of R9K

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Who are more unstable, robots or liberals?

>pic related
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>on a mossy rock
kek
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>>34320365
>fascist in power
Shouldn't of banned the gun then I guess. This day has been coming for a long time. NSA spying. disarming the nation (attempting). What do they think would happen?
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Fuck off /pol/cuck.
REEEEEEE

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Post songs that literally make you cry every time you listen to them.
Maybe you associate them with a bad time in your life, a nostalgic time in your life, both, or the song just has bad connotations tied to it.
Here's mine:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqWcpEZ3GY0

I wasn't ready to hear it again, I cried tears.
It reminds me of the best time of my life, and how far I've fallen since then.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnbve26vsYI

Unironically this. It angers me
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I like your song anon

mine brings me back to times where I would get off the bus after school and speed walk home so I could log on and play my warrior.
isn't it funny how the biggest stresses of your life years ago are so trivial in comparison to the ones we have now
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cN0IuqgC3N8

Reminds me of every horrible choice and bad thing I've done/seen/experienced in my life for some reason

the actual story behind this song is pretty brutal as well so that doesn't help

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I got some dumb college kid knocking on my door trying to talk to me about "our lord and savior, Jesus Christ."

This is the third fucking time this month. Just leave me the fuck alone.
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Sorry. May God be with you.
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>>34320337
You'd do well to try and listen instead of shoving your head in your tendies and mountain dew.
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>>34320337
Report them to the administration for religious harassment.

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So, there's this Chinese girl in one of my classes. She's struggling with the material (mostly because her English isn't very good), so I helped her a few times. I don't even know why, she isn't very cute and I can often barely understand what she's saying.

On the other hand, I sometimes feel like I wouldn't be able to get anything better than her. I'm a somewhat autistic turbo manlet with skin problems.

Should I go for it? I can't really imagine having a gf who can only speak broken English, but she's the only girl that ever showed some form of affection to me (she hugged my goodbye the last time), but maybe that's just because I'm helping her so much.
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>getting hug zoned
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>>34320418
What does that even mean?
very orrrrrrriiigggional
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>>34320297
Go for it if you like her man, worst case scenario it doesn't work out

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> That girl in high school you had a crush on but were too beta to act on
what happened to her?
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She's dead. Cancer at 25.
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Fat and married. Like seeing someone else get hit with a bullet that had my name on it.
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>>34320284
Seriously? Mine died too...

She had the biggest tits

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