Sup friends, how's the night treating you all? Doing anything particularly comfy?
Im drawing this mech at McDonald's and drinking cherry coke. Its pretty comfy
>>34322852
i was going to shit on you about drawing at mcdonalds by yourself but it's a pretty good drawing and you're getting out and enjoying yourself two things which no one seems to be capable of on this board. well done
reite my drawing plz
>>34322912
I live here part time sadly. Sometimes the staff leaves me alone. Its not too bad, it helps me talk to people and get out of my shell a bit.
>>34322916
10/10 Anon! Here is a wizowd waifu to cheer you on!
>talking to my mom about my shitty height
>'come on son, you sound like a kid!, your sister is short too and she has a normal life, with her husband and her kids!'
YES, BUT SHE IS A GIRL REEEEEEEEEE
DOESNT MATTER IF SHE IS FAT AND UGLY, SHE WILL FIND BOYFRIEND ANYWAYS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>34322664
Holy shit are women seriously this dense???
>>34322838
My mom always talks to me like this. She says some stupid shit about how I need to "watch out and make responsible decisions", and that I need to be "aware around girls". And then she goes on about how I need to know whether a girl is mentally stable or not, and that I need to PICK a gf who is responsible, not lazy, and s good person. I don't understand what she thinks she's talking about. I can barely get over the part where she says "you need to pick a gf who..." like I am in no position to pick out a girl from an ocean of females. What kind of society even works like that anymore? Only chads have it that easy
>>34322664
how tall are you anon'
original shit nigga
Have any of you ever had an unhealthy obsession with a girl, to the point of stalking her online and learning loads of stuff about her?
I stalk this ultraqt and know lots of personal stuff about her and have several of her accounts and a couple hundred pics and a bunch of other stuff too. I even cross checked her family and friends' accounts to get more rare pics and even video footage.
I also stalk a couple other qts but they don't have as much of an online presence.
>>34322652
Fuck off deadbeat.
When I was younger, yes.
Eventually I lost all interest in other people so I can't imagine myself doing that again.
>>34322652
If I get 5 git, this girl sees this post and calls the police
>be insensitive and rude asshole
>piss off everybody around me, both intentionally and unintentionally
>believe it's funny getting people angry and starting fights with them
>hate being lonely and alone
>repeat to piss off people because it's actually funny
what's wrong robots? I'm already past puberty
Wow, not even one answer. Am I really that shitty?
Bump
originalfdsokngfiogjbrtn
>>34322564
Here's my answer to your query, OP.
First of all, you'r
Reminder that for every kissless foreveralone virgin on here right now, somewhere probably not far away lie the freshly burried corpses of at least three 10/10 QTs. So, what are you waiting for? You always said you'd try anything once, right? Now go out and dig up some dead bodies and get fucking laid already. If you don't, or if you think transexistential relations are wrong, then you are a necrophobic bigot.
>>34322559
down the street from where I work is a funerary place.
every day I pass by it thinking exactly this.
Why are we letting these pussies decay when they haven't even been treated right?
She doesn't even have to be in one piece, say she got cut in half in a motorcycle accident, but there's only roadrash on her torso, which parts sold separate, the cunt is fine
>>34322559
>tfw no well lite nostral gf
If I knew I wouldn't get caught and I wouldn't catch anything or experience some humiliating misadventure involving getting covered in rotten excrement or a difficult-to-explain visit to the hospital then I'd do it in a heartbeat. The idea of fucking a cold corpse, its dead eyes staring up as I put my tongue in its mouth, it incredibly arousing. Pre-rotting or anything so it's not weird.
do you like READING your porn?
I mean erotic romances, not manga and the like.
>>34322490
I like reading stories with pictures erotic romances can get me off though.
I've masturbated a tremendous amount to CoC, if that counts
I don't like reading porn much other than Playboy articles and doujins
>post racecuck porn
>hurr durr I hate niggers DX<
>people fall for this
I do it all the time. People get real buttmad.
I don't understand how can they fall for it every time.
>>34322452
50% of this board is underage
This comment was not original
Where do you stand robots?
Was an 8 for ages but recently jumped up to 5
>>34322318
>tfw made it to 6, technically 7
>following year went down to 10
>So far this year the only words I have said to a woman that isn't family is
I haven't done anything
>When she asked me for help.
Where did it all go wrong?
9 after 26 years. Rate my failure.
for the past 5-7 years i am 6
before that i was 0
life fucking sucks, i look like a kid and im almost 30
These are my teeth. Can i forget the idea of having a girlfriend ? I have never had one at 21. I still didn't brush my teeth today though, they look whiter usually, the real problem is that they're crooked.
>>34322309
>already all that facial hair at 21
lucky motherfucker
That's an awful bute. You must have terrible oral posture.
You probably look like shit. No bully.
>>34322380
Believe it or not, i was actually called attractive when i was 15. Now i'm 21, my nose is crooked because of a fight, my teeth are crooked and i don't even know why it happened, and i'm balding. So yes, i am ugly as fuck. And i am a shitskin, so i just look like a terrorist with this beard.
Feels thread
Post some of the saddest stories (happened to you or didn't , fake or real )
Greentext preferable
Mine :
>be me 28yo beta
>using 4chan since 27
>literally 0 friends even on social media
>dad left us and mom will die soon because cancer
>no money for games or any kind of entertainment
>using library computer
>don't know if im going to eat something or not tomorrow
I'm a femanon btw
>>34322351
what the fuck faggot
You aint even OP
im op
>>34322447
>You aint even OP im op
Stop LARPing faggot.
Do you watch western/euro cartoons?
What's your favourite?
i bet this is a gay thread
>>34322224
who is that fukin twink boi come on nicktoons y u tryna make kids gay
>>34322251
like every thread anon
>>34322305
>tfw no gf with a limitless stomach capacity
>tfw you will never feed her an entire buffet
>>34322195
>fingering her bellybutton
HNNNNNNG
>>34322195
Is there a translation of that?
>>34322195
>gf with a limitless stomach capacity
>feeding her food
why not people? do you even vore?
Hey big bro, where you driving me too?
Off a cliff
ORIGIN
>>34322194
I'm not a big bro and you're supposed to suck my dick, baby doll.
>>34322194
You're going TO school to learn English, you saucy minx.
Hey guys, who here has an incest fetish?
Discuss your experiences with incest and if you ever fucked a family member.
Also, if you had kids (that are of the age of consent), how would you approach them in order to fuck them?
come on guys, i know you love incest
Incest is just bullshit, do you really expect me to cum just because there is a caption saying something like "you're mommy's big boy"
>>34322659
Ah men
> Mom/Son FTW
> Aunt/Nephew FTW
more so when the women are in power
> FemDom/MomDom FTW
>want to improve myself
>want to lose weight
>never done it before
>have no idea how to
>scared shitless of people judging
I'm lost
>>34322162
Exercise and control your caloric intake. There you go, OP.
Google this shit up or ask /fit/ and start.And do not give up.Keep at it, faggot, and thank yourself later.
The thing is that you know exactly what you need to do.
What you need to figure out is if you really want to do it.
just start eating less if not just healthier foods. you dont even have to exercise to lose weight (it helps a little and youll feel better but ultimatly its about your caloric intake)
its hard to be judged for eating slightly less than you normally would