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>mandatory public speaking class for uni
>first speech is on Monday
I haven't done one of these in fucking 3 years, and unlike my small classes in highschool I don't know a single one of these people. I don't think I'll be able to walk into the room, I'll chicken out and do heavy breathing in my car. Is there medication for this? What the fuck am I supposed to do to chill the fuck out? If I even think about it too long I start to sweat and get shaky
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>>34323832
>I don't know a single one of these people
but thats what makes it easy, you'll never see them again after this. why care about what they think.
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Just make sure to remember that no one gives a fuck about your speech, and no one is listening. Thinking about that helps me with public speaking
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The boys and girls in the clique, they all throw names at the stick
You're never gonna fit in much kid
But if your troubled and hurt
What you got under your shirt will make them pay for the things that they did
>you know what to do anon
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>you will never be a girl and be the center of attention
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>>34323798
It hurts it really reallyyy hurts
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>>34323824
Is it because you are a trap desu?
Comentario originalio
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Why do you guys care about that so much? What kind of introvert wants to be the center of attention? Faggots.
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it's real comfy hours lads. get in here
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>/comfy/ thread
>completely dead
Is this the end of /r9k/? Is there another thread up? I always loved these threads
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>>34324125
no, this is the only one. sometimes /r9k/ gets too >tfw no gf and the comfy threads get buried. oh well
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I'm laying in bed for the rest of the weekend
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>tfw I'm the fastest shot in the west
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>>34323766
no you're not u sperg
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>>34323779
They say I'm the best with a gun in the west and I think I would have to agree.
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I DIDN'T MEAN WITH A GUN AAAAAAAAA
>tfw too intelligent for music
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>>34323709
>Professor asks you to introduce yourself to the class
>One of the questions is "what kind of music do you like?"
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>>34323751
oh god i know this feel
when anyone asks me about my tastes in anything i just say "i don't know" or "oh, nothing"
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music is probably the most artistic form of mathematics you're ever going to find. If ya have a hard time with art or math, then you're really penning yourself in here.
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The government owes me an asian girlfriend
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Pretty soon trump will give us all gfs.
Wait and see.
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Why do you need to be given one? Getting an Asian gf is a D-rank mission, almost too easy.
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>Tfw legitimately started becoming less of a sperg since Trump won the election
>Tfw have actually been able to have conversations with females
Embrace Trump-sama with all your soul, and he shall show you the way.
>6'7 (no freakish proportions and pretty well built)
>have the only gf ive ever had cheat on me with guys under 5'9
this manlet stuff is a meme. if youre 5/10 5'5 or over and relatively /fit/ and cant get women you have nobody but yourself to blame
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>>34323651
>dude my personal experience invalidates all objectively proven statistics up until now lmao
Why are lanklets so desperate to perpetuate this "tall people can be robots too" meme?
This mental gymnastics reminds me of the "women can be robots too" posters
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>>34323669
>statistics
>objective
Those things aren't mutually exclusive Anon. Anyone who knows anything about social science knows you take statistics with a grain of salt. At best statistics show you correlation, but never causation.
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>>34323900
That's not what /pol/ told me you liberal cuckold bluepill redditor
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>think I have sleep apnea
>don't want to go to a clinic and have them watch me while I sleep
what should I do robros?
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>>34323574
Never post an image with more content than your post.
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>>34323574
>/r9k/
>great tier
>mid 2015 to early 2016 /pol/
>anywhere but suicide tier
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/fa/ is not great tier, and /k/ is shit
>be a 33m
>be only attracted to 14 yr old girls, no older no younger
wat do?
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Besides the degenerate pedophilia I'd like to ask how the fuck you can tell if a girl is exactly 14?
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>>34323573
>dont act on your urges and go about your life
>act on your feelings and face possible jailtime
Being attracted to teenagers is normal but most men won't admit it
t. Not a pedo
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>>34323573
chemical castration is the only option
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so my roommate found this out in my room. and now she thinks I'm a creep with a yellow fever fetish.
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This is bait. No one reply or at least remember to sage.
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>being roommates with roasties who don't share the same gender as you
You deserved it, failed normie.
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>>34323550
well you have shit taste in JAV. But there's worse videos to leave laying around for normies to find.
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This place is fucking useless if not making things worse for a large majority of people.
What's our endgame? You go to /g/ to learn about technology, you go to /v/ to discuss videogames. /r9k/ seems to have no purpose except just admitting that your life is miserable.
This isn't a board to reform yourself, about 3% of the threads are on the coin of "how do I get better at this" and basically every reply is some version of "You can't it's pointless women only want chad there's zero point in trying to better yourself"
No one takes solace in this place because everyone's a fucking asshole
No one discusses anything here, the amount of posts that are actually substantial arguments are negligible in the face of ambiguous sarcastic memespeak
That's /r9k/ in premise but whatever entertainment like running jokes we had have been beaten in to the ground so much they're subterranean. At this point I don't even understand why people come here except for because they don't know any better. This place is basically just a drug that you need to cut off.
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we must make memes
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>>34323529
Bumperino
Orgirino
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>>34323529
at least we're still better than >>>/trash/
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>black girls called me "children of the corn lookin' ass"
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>>34323487
CaII her a nigger
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When I was in middle school two different black girls asked me in all seriousness if I was retarded.
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>>34323487
Holy shit nigga you're pretty fucked if that's the shit they compare you to.
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You could have a gf if you'd just lower your standards
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as someone who's in to fat chicks and can't get one, I think you're not entirely correct
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>>34323464
Not how it works, kid.
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>>34323464
>Implying that I can talk to any woman without drowning in spaghetti
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tfw no musical gf that will play music with me.
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>>34323424
>being able to play music
>having the ability to make countless felines wet just by vibrating air
>being able to be a chad
>having a bonus for your work career at all times
Ordinary homosexuals, relocate your virtual bodies to the exterior of this world wide web visual forum.
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>>34323424
She looks like a stuck-up elitist cunt who'll look her huge beakish nose down on me for listening to Radiohead or something
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only do a musical outfit with your gf if you are prepared for it to be relatively short lived. settle for a gf that fits your taste please, dont date a Les Rallizes Denudes gf when youre a mac demarco basic bitch.
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My birthday is this next week and I'm planning to buy some needlessly expensive IPA beer and a prostitute for half an hour
What are your plans for your upcoming birthday?
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>>34323422
My birthday is in 2 months. I have absolutely no fucking plans. I wish I could just disappear.
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My birthday is in 8 months, and i'm planning on killing myself because i've always promised to kill myself once I turn 21
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i havent done anything special on my birthday in years