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>>TFW massive masculine meat head.
>>How can helmlets even compete?
You jealous, robots?
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>>34326713
>put it in tight vagina
>try to pull it out
>it's stuck
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>>34326713
jesus that's fucking terrifying
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>bragging about having a thin shaft
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>tfw no cellarer bf
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What is a cellarer?
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>>34326941
I was wondering the same thing.
Nignogarillo
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>>34327150
It's a really abstract kinda fetish.
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Whats it like to have a big butt in your face?
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Sweaty and gravitational
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>>34326760
please explain more. please
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>>34326697
its like having a bg ass bugg in ur face
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>Tallfags can be robots too!
Not.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbG05ePWRQE
Only people who say they're tall and still losers are:
-Falseflagging manlets
-Tallfag Chads trolling manlets, the true robots
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>>34326650
>haha if you're tall you can't be a loser like me
We have gone TOO far.
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>those comments
Women even deny being shallow. So they're shallow AND delusional.
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>>34326740
>Get treated like royalty by all walks of life by virtue of winning the genetic lottery
Yeah, no
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One of these threads. Haven't seen a good one of these in a while.
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>2017
>not turning yourself into a loli and whoring yourself out to fat old men
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rootbeer for time manipulation
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>>34326821
That's what I said!
Also considered cola because I hate sleep and always waking tired
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is this the board for disabled """people"""?
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I didn't need the WHO to tell me that this board was full of retards.
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I don't even consider myself human anymore.
>euthanization still isn't legal
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>>34326587
Maybe I'll finally have a chance of getting neet bux when we have a dem prez again. Then I can spend it on hookers and blow that Trump made legal.
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it's called natural selection white bois
beta virgins like you will never have this
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Who would want that fuck?
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i like blacked am i beyond saving?
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The white bitch is getting paid to fuck those niggers.
i'm reposting this from my other thread because well.. you guys might be able to help me
there is a boy i really like. he goes to my school.. we had a class together last year and we would hang out in it a lot. i sat in the library during lunch everyday... because well i just had nobody to sit with.. but we had the same lunch except he has friends but when he was finished he would come to the library and sit with me until it was over...one time we even went on 4chan together.. and we watched anime... we played a game together all the time.. except i had to be sensitive when his friend on the game he invited was mean to me... and he didn't defend me... i told him to stop coming to see me at lunch and he said ok and then he started sitting with another girl in that class who is way prettier. i don't even have a class with him anymore but i see him in the hallways sometimes and he doesn't even look at me. i need advice to get him to notice me... i have his number...is there something i could do?
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girls don't type like...this...
Stop trying so hard man. I understand being a male can be really lonely, but roleplaying as a girl isnt the most healthy way to deal with your feelings.
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>>34326549
i am a girl. i am looking for real advice. please just help me. even if you don't believe me.
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>>34326520
Who is that girl? She has nice nails.
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have you ever tried to start a new hobby, but got sick of it sooner that you would have liked?
>ohh that looks awesome<
>holy fuck, that sounds amazing<
spend a shitload of time and energy only to come to-
>fuck this, I'm done with it.<
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>>34326518
yeah had like 3 gym memberships i never really used, longest i lasted was like 3 or 4 month of 2-3 times a week, it just isn't for me and i'll always stay a skeleton, what about you?
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>>34326518
If you're sick of it I'll gladly take what looks to be about 3 grand worth of modular off your hands
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I've started making weird music and i'm having a lot of fun so far. I might get tired of it but I hope not
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Fuck women
>cant live with em, cant live without them!
More like just cant live with them and nothing else. Tomorrow at work Im going full superhero and announcing to all my female co-workers that if they arent virgins, then they arent even really human in my eyes
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>>34326499
Calm down m8. You are about to do something stupid that you will regret.
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word i feel you but i feel like that about all people
not too much difference between a human and cockroach desu
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>>34326541
Fuck it Im doing it
>Hello ladies, I thought Id let you know that if you arent a virgin, then you have no chance dating me. You are barely human
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How do you ask a woman if you can eat her ass? I don't know why it's so hard, and I don't know why that question is so difficult.
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>>34326391
if its tinder or something just ask. most normies have done everything but scatt these days
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>>34326391
This is not done.
Just eat her out and let your tongue wander a bit. If she doesn't freak the fuck out keep going.
Most will say nothing, maybe
"meh heh......that tickles"
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>>34326391
Just ask for the ol lickaroo
Then work your way back
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Watching the new jaden smith video made me cry
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i was gonna leave "Nigger music,kek" comment on it but then i realized...he's like 18 or 19, living and enjoying life,going places and at the start of his music career
meanwhile i'm 28, i never went to college, work at a grocery store and when i'm not working i spend all my time mocking niggers on /pol/ and boasting about how inferior they are
But, that's just escapism, i fucking hate my life. When i'm now trolling lefties on twitter or posting in nigger hate ,turkroach, asian hate threads,i feel like a worthless piece of shit
I hate that empty feeling inside of me every time i close my laptop or don't see anything to laugh at..
With this said... i still left out a nigger comment on his shit music,made me escape reality for few moments,good for me
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99.99999999999999999999% of blacks aren't living like jaden smith
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>post on /pol/ about how all refugees just want to come to our countries so they can leech of the government
>meanwhile i leech of the government and give nothing back
Really makes you think
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>>34326354
Okay buddy. Whatever makes you happy :)
r9k
I have no desire to do anything. Its never been this bad before. How do I maximize my slob efficiency?
Things I won't do:
>pissbottles/poopjugs
Thing I want tips for:
>best food to microwave
>best food to munch on but also stay healthy, like some A-grade granola bars or something idunno
>avoiding malnutrition with minimal effort
>best way to not get embolisms and other shit associated with the /slob/ lifestyle
maybe if I /slob/ it up hard enough I'll just die in my sleep on of these days :)
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>>34326320
Get a job, don't be a slob
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I eat the same food every day, over half of my calories coming from rice. I meet most of my micronutrients, but I need supplements for calcium, vitamin E, and obviously vitamin D since I never go outside. Here it is so you can get an idea.
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1PTl4jb4eME6Rrc0RXuirs057GlMVQ-df2gdV6WtEPBQ/edit#gid=0
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Qo6-ai9ivpvllPxTCHPuL2YjNR53GBLaZIOS31WgZ2k/edit#gid=0
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what is that picture supposed to be?
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The average American woman is 166 lbs. and is 5'3". Can someone explain this? I'm male, 5'10 and weight 150 lbs. And I have some muscle on me.
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>>34326255
It's getting very bad. There are a lot of very fat women especially here in the south. They drive up the market value of any normal weighing women through the roof.
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>>34326255
that's the stat in the states only, i'm pretty sure.
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>>34326366
eating culture in texas is very fucked up so yeah, this
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Hey r9k. Just dropping in to let you know that you are inadequate when it comes to penis size. Even if you manage to get yourself a girlfriend you will not be able to please her sexually and she will probably cheat on you or just straight up leave you.
Oh yeah, friendly reminder average =/= adequate. Average is considered small by women ;)
>http://howlongismyschlong.com/
>http://imgur.com/a/3r5sH#0
>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3220940/The-perfect-penis-SMALLER-think-Women-prefer-slightly-average-appendages-bothered-size-long-term-relationship.html
Hmmm, this article might sound promising but if you'll read you'll notice most women prefer above average... On top of that
>Women may prefer a smaller penis in a long-term partner for reasons of both physical comfort and a preference for less masculinity, it was suggested
LOL! I guess when she's finally ready to settle down she'll MAYBE go for you.
Don't believe what I'm saying? Here's what some women have to say:
>Size does matter, but not in the way that people think it does when I say that! Nobody wants a 3 or 4 inch cock inside them. You just can't feel it. But for me, anything over 8 inches just hurts, and you can't f*ck me the way I want to be f*cked when I need it! The perfect size for me is 7 inches.
? Christina, 36
> "The truth? Size matters. If you have more, you can do less and still satisfy a woman. In other words, it's the meat, not the motion."
? Vicki, 31
>"It matters. I dated a guy with a penis the size of my pinky, and sometimes I wasn't even sure if we were having sex. The whole big hands, big feet thing is a total lie. He doesn't need a foot-long, 4-inch-round penis, but there's got to be something substantial."
? Michelle, 30
And, if you happen to have a large enough penis (which is EXTREMELY unlikely for this board) you'll probably never get the chance to use it. Chads don't walk around with their dicks out do they?
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Bumping so r9k can see
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>tfw only a C
oh no what will I do
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>>34326228
>Tfw my penis is now considered "freakishly large"