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>>34328296
I wear nuthin. Helps with the pee bottles otherwise I'd stain my undies anyway.

i don't care if they're normie, i'm not wearing anything other than boxer briefs

The most robot underwear is going commando.

>>34328284
the chubby one

>>34328284
None,
I just realized i dont like white women.

>>34328302
This.
Those tits nigga.

>>34328216
happy late birthday, OP.

Happy birthday anon. Hope you have an alright day.

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>>34328442
>>34328534

Many original thanks!

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>Breakfast: 1 loaf of bread. 8 oz of butter. 16oz of turkey. 1 carton of orange juice

>Snack: 16oz bag of cool ranch Doritos. 2L of Mountain Dew

>Lunch: 1 Medium Pan Domino's Pizza. Extra sauce. Pepperoni, and bacon. 1L of Mountain Dew

>Dinner: 1 Dominos Medium Pan Pizza. Extra Alfredo sauce. Chicken, and feta cheese. 1L of Dr. Pepper

>Dessert: 1 quart of cookie dough ice cream. Walmart brand. 2 bottles of wine.

>Midnight Snack: 3 microwave pancakes, and 8oz of heavy syrup, and 4oz of butter.

And that's a normal day. I spend over $1000 a month on food for myself.

>>34328382
I hope you're a NEET and using normie tax money at least

>>34328382
how much do you weigh, anon?
origitoni

>>34328192
horse face
so gross

>>34328212
I'm sure you're not any better looking

>>34328257
i wish i had boobies like those :(

>>34328087
Why do white men like to be cucked? These things are mysteries OP.

>>34328087
They have little to offer so sex, and Degrading sex is become their only Value.

Look at all the qt black women shill post..

Selling sex is part of black women Whore House culture. And since they all have pussy, they have to do anymore extreme things to be choosen.

Black American women represent the Pinnacle of female degeneracy.

>>34328628
>the prevalence of x-type of person devalues worth
>all those whites
The jig is up. Pornography devaluation struck the white man.

>>34328026

>liking the worst gem

fucking clod

She's absolute shit
Garnet best

Ame has the best ass, hair, and personality. I would embark on all manner of adventures with her.

>>34328014
your butt would probably squash the twinkie
other than that, you'd probably have to force it out

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>>34328014
You'd probably shit cream for a couple days

>>34328014
why are you curious about this?

If you're alive you're basically a normie to be honest

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>>34328010
If you can maintain eye contact with someone for more than five seconds without feeling uncomfortable, you're a normie

What if you do it when you're by yourself to dull the pain?

Honestly having friends is way more normie than consuming substances.

Do girls actually like to smell sweaty guys?
Im genuinely curious because if I'm ever sweaty around a girl I get EXTREMELY nervous and self conscious about it

>takes a shower in bathing suit
not only prude and non-lewd, how do you clean your giblets?

>>34328048
most women fall somewhere between 'I like wearing my bf's shirts because it smells like him' and 'I love it when my bf doesn't shower for a few days and I bury my face in his armpit'

You don't have a house

>>34327967

I don't see much reason for concern in your situation, mang... i guess just keep doing your thing, and you'll eventually meet someone that matches your personality and tastes.

Maybe you should try new ambients to meet different kinds of people?

>>34327967
i've been telling myself I don't need a woman since I was in my teens and haven't had once since highschool, doesn't bother me

>>34327954
I don't like this thread, honestly.
I'll give you a 3/10.

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the face when you don't understand reality anymore but don't want to bother people on steam about it

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>>34327954
>steam in the title
YOU FUCKED UP OP

I sometimes manage enough will power to get out of bed and eat. Pretty proud of it

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>>34327930
push ups heh. Do you even lift brah?

I can do 5-10 proper pull ups and a bunch of push ups on my fists. I can also run about 10km outdoors in under an hour without slowing down or breaks.

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>>34327865
hate is not an emotion

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>>34327931
And why isn't it, beta fatso?

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>>34327990
just accept it nowala. stop being such a hater.

>>34327859
I believe /wiz/ or /hiki/ is in the works

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>>34327859
This place, no shit, got flooded with normies after that shooting happened and r9k got a name drop on the news.

This place used to be a sanctuary. Where like-minded individuals who all failed at life and had no where or no one to turn to. Where you could come and sulk in a chasm of despair and self-hatred with others who were the same.
A place for High School dropouts, Army rejects, suicidal neets, human refuse. The final bastion of the down trodden man, thrust into a world where he didn't belong. Then, the very world who made us this way, took away our only place where we could find a tiny minuscule spec of happiness. Normies flooded this shit hole and made it even worse.

Fuck you guys. Fuck all of you.

>>34327859
>complaining about the state of the board
>OP pic is orbiter fodder

Underage fucks with teen angst are what ruined this board. Enjoy your ban, my man.