Go to /sci/ you might actually learn something instead of just wasting your time here.
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Everytime I go to another board I get banned for racism
I think they have something against robots
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They're always talking about high level shit that you need a college level knowledge to understand what the fuck they're saying.
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It's either dumb shit or it all goes way over my head
There is no between space
I've tried it before, it didn't work
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>being racist on a board that's as far removed from social issues as you can get
u wot
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>be me in high school
>weeks planning how to talk with the girl i liked in high school
>finally builds courage to talk with her
>go to same table she was and starts to talk about random shit like i was some kind of normie
>can feel autism taking control so i plan a controlled exit
>sudenly my good guy chad friends enter in the conversation
>he sees what is happening and tries to help me, since he knows my feelings towards her
>starts to talk about ramdom sex things
>omfg wtf is he doing
>she bites and continues to talk about it
>good guy chad says he has to leave since his GF is calling him(even though he had no GF)
>we continue to talk about those things
>i feel the autism taking control of me and can already feel the spaghetti coming out of my pockets
>"you know anon, i think i heard my brother fapping yesterday, do you guys do that a lot?"
>"HEHEHE(most awkward laughing you can imagine) w-wwe sometimes have to do that HEHEHE"
>"i see anon, and what do you think about when you are doing it?"
>THATS IT, SHE GAVE ME THE OPENING, I JUST HAVE TO RESIST THIS LAST SENTENCE AND IT WILL ALL BE OK
>"that depends hehehe, sometimes i think about you"
>her face changes to total disgust and we have a few more minutes of awkward silence
>"ok anon, it was a nice conversation, but i have to go, bye!"
>"bye! It was realy nice!
>next day good guy chad comes and says:
>BRO YOU ARE MAH HERO, JUST GO THERE AND SAYS YOU JERK OFF THINKING ABOUT HER, THATS ALPHA
>wait how do you know about it?
>EVERYONE KNOWS
>gets looked as the creepy of the class for the rest of the high school
and here i am
thats when i gave up having a relationship, nothing i can do with all this autism.
so, post you high school stories and try to compete with this one.
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I posted this earlier in some other thread but didn't go into much detail
>in highschool
>Liked a girl
>wore a fucking fedora to school because I thought it would impress her
>always try to impress her with my knowledge about pokemon, yugioh, videogames, etc.
>eventually get kinda close, talking a lot more
>sometimes I would tell my friends what I would want her to do to me
>I said some really fucking weird things honestly I can't even remember exactly
>One day at lunch
>Everyone is sitting at the table
>asshole friends all tell her how much I want her to (insert whatever weird shit I said) to me
>start to freak out and can barely breathe
>asshole friends push me onto the ground, the girl starts stepping on my face
>ew dont do that he might be enjoying it!
>lying on the ground with a girl's foot on my face and everyone laughing made me want to fucking kill my worthless self
>I never will like someone again.
I wish I had a friend that knew this kind of pain
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>>34328982
oh and I forgot to add this part--
>lose all friends
>girl never talks to me again
>start cutting bc depressed
>eventually try to get back with old friends
>then all make fun of me and laugh because I had scars from cutting
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>>34328796
You almost had it. I feel sorry for you, I had a similar experiences. Hot girl in my class asked me and a semi-chad if guys shave their pubes and how often we jerk off. Shit was super awkward, atleast she shared some info as well. And another experience was when I confessed my love for my crush over text. Never do that.
Would go into more detail but I'm taking a shit so maybe later.
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Say someone had the power to make someone uncontrollably want to have sex with them, just by touching them, and they didn't get this ability by choice. If someone accidentally touched this person without knowing they had this power, and fucked them nonconsensually, who would be prosecuted for rape?
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>>34328795
depends if the person with power is male or female m8
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>>34328795
there is a manga that deals with this.
Kono S o, Mi yo! - Cupid no Itazura
but imo it would be rape.
she is not herself,
not consent.
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>>34328828
It doesn't matter, ignore that males are the ones normally prosecuted for rape irl, I can't tell who would be at fault here
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alright bros,
I need some big boy advice here. Advice from people with hair on their testicles.
I'm working with a math tutor around my age. Hot chick, really cute as a button. I thought "Am I actually going to end up banging my own math tutor?" when I first saw her...
So here's the deal, I was scrolling through chicks on OKCupid, and sure enough she has a profile on here..I clicked on it not thinking it was her, though it's exactly her bro.
Hitting up your own math teacher is on a level that I'm not on yet..These are things that makes men grow, and I'm looking for your advice
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hit up her after class ask her about the profile and then see what happens
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>>34328633
Don't message her talk to her irl.
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Don't put her on a pedestal because she's teaching you something
Return the favor by teaching her how to cum
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Why are people so Overly-Critical here? 2017-01-22 06:06:34 Post No.34328584
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Why are people so Overly-Critical here?
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Like for example if I said, "I don't like Thin Mint girl scout cookies" and you for some reason liked them, you'd be like,
"Wow, you have an opinion differing from mine!? You should fucking kill yourself!"
What sense is there in being such an overly opinionated asshole who screams and whines whenever someone likes something different than him?
How do you even survive in the real world? You do realize there are MILLIONS who disagree with you right?
How do you deal with all of those people. If someone says something you don't like while you're shopping in the grocery store, do you scream and throw a tantrum and tell them they should kill themselves?
This is such a minor issue that you idiots blow out of proportion. How selfish and immature can you possibly be that you won't even let other people have different opinions?
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>>34328584
YOU JUST ANSWERED YOUR OWN QUESTION DIPSHIT
PEOPLE OUTSIDE ARE WORST WHEN IT COMES TO CRITICISM I WOULD STOP BEING BUTTHURT WHEN NORMIES STOP BEING BUTTHURT OVER MY STYLE
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Is this a real thread? because there's a ton of fallacies here
I'll just sage this shit
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Rank them robots.Thin mints are automatically top-tier
>tfw have a scat fetish yet my last past had blood in the stool
Ironic how fate is huh, maybe this is a sign of colon cancer
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>>34328518
anon how many times a day do you go doodoo
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>>34328550
I don't remember it feels like days or weeks
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>>34328518
what do those moon runes say
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Do people still download music from youtube ?
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>>34328510
Why wouldn't I? It's easy to find songs on there, and all I need to do is copy the URL and use my command line script
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>>34328510
Yes, I do, but I haven't for about a month
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>>34328510
I do using those YT converters because it's easy and simple.
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Okay lets find out how many people on here are actually virgins.
http://www.strawpoll.me/12168467
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us robots are outnumbered,
we don't have long.
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>>34328489
bumperooni dumperooni
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bumping for the results
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Women across the world are beginning their rise.
When will men fight back? Not one can validly explain why they are protesting, they simply want more. More.
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>>34328480
just ignore them. they are powerless without male attention.
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nigger female chimpouts are inevitable in a crowd this big
women are only going to achieve one thing - have their rights revoked for being fucking retards
ahahahahahahaha just according to plan
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>>34328687
This is supposedly biggest protest in US history - 2.9 million
If we revoke women's rights their will truly be a gender war. Will be beautiful.
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hey guys, i love this girl, but i don't think she love me back the way i love her. what do i do?
hard mode:
she love my best friend
expert mode:
my best friend knows all of this
impossible mode:
he is everything that i am not
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fine faggots i'll just repost this in /v/ i'm sure they'll answer me
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Go to >>>/adv/ you faggot
oregano
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>>34328445
Think about it some more.
Wait some more.
Then do what you were always and going to eventually do.
& let that be the end of it.
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Post Rare Pepe's we haven't had a rare pepe thread in awhile
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>>34328391
Just so you know, I'm stalking this thread so you're not alone! I'd like to see some pepes too, but have nothing.
Why don't you post some to get it started?
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>>34328391
Rare pep
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Guise please keep this thread alive I'm working but I wanna post Pepe's
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Is bebe still alive? I hope she's ok
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>>34328356
Is that the black tranny?
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>caring about tripfags
kill yourself
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>>34328930
>caring about a FEMALE tripfag
>caring about a female BLACK tripfag
Yeah he should.
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Who /skinny/ here?
6ft, 113lbs here. Why can't I find shirts with sleeves that 'fit' my arms like normal people? Why is it so hard to find good pants? Why is clothing in general so suited towards fatties?
Anyone else have minor problems that they blow out of proportion because of this?
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5'8 120 here. Short and skinny is the worst. At least you're tall.
I agree though, it's hard to look good in clothes if you're too skinny. Just end up looking awkward.
Also
>tfw you need to have your watches custom fit because you're such a skinny wristlet
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>>34328384
Everything I have looks second-hand, it's awful.
Also
>having to poke holes in your belts so your pants fit right.
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>tfw you don't eat much or can't finish a meal and your family or friends embarrass you about it
I don't make a big deal about it when some fatass wants to eat 8 hamburgers and 6 hot dogs. You guys don't go after him.
I swear it's socially acceptable to shame skinny people, but if you shame a fat person, everyone drops what they're doing and scolds you for it.
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Do I have the right genetics to grow a beard, or should I just shave this off right now?
This is four days after shaving.
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no, that is going to be patchy and thin. shave it
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>>34328341
Really? I feel like the light color of my hair makes it look worse than it actually is.
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>>34328332
let it grow and see where it goes.
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Sorry, /r9k/. You can't hide from this. We have to talk:
What does the Women's March protests of today say about society as of now?
Whether it'll go down as some kind of success or not, there's no denying the impact and turn out of these protests had are... frightening to say the least. Yeah, yeah, say what you want about liberals, SJWs, whatever -- just get it out of your system now before reading any further. What they managed to pull off in a single day across multiple cities in not only the country, but, I shit you not, across the world is... I'm sorry, /r9k/. I'm honestly sorry to say this. It's terrifying. It's fucking terrifying.
Up to 4.2 million protesters in one day alone, and that's just counting US cities. It's already gone down as the largest single day protest in US history. They're certainly not presenting themselves as fucking around anymore... Again, I'm sorry /r9k/. That's just flat-out terrifying.
So to wrap up, what this say about our society and culture now? What are the future, or potential, impacts of this event? And where will we end up as a result?
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Women's_March_on_Washington
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good for them. no president in history managed to pull these numbers, even if it was against him.
and he hasn't even done anything yet.
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>>34328331
truly the demise of a great empire
i hope chrump puts these fags in their place
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>>34328331
It says people don't want a regressive government.
>>34328381
>he hasn't even done anything yet
The first executive order Trump signed was to sabotage the ACA - crippling healthcare for poor people. Then he went to his inauguration party.