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Best girlyesthisisoriginal
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>>34329308
Accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Saviour
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Yes, boy. Nicole was the best.
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Pretty hard to believe this was an official dub when i look back on it, especially with how PC everyones getting
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Say something nice.
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>>34329650
retard alert
xoxoxo
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Every girl I like has a boyfriend. Why even try?
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have you heard of tinder you fucking retard? its 2017. you have options.
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>>34329294
Never used it, broke and I have a flip-phone.
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>tfw willpowerlet
i dont even try and i already feel defeated
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>be woman
>be inferior for the rest of my life
wow
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Whatever helps you sleep at night, I guess.
oregano
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>>34329273
>blaming your mediocrity on your genitalia
T O P K E K
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Yes, so what?
It's not all that bad.
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This just happened
>See I got a like on a pro-Trump status update
>Its this roasty that has one mutual friend from a different state
>Earlier he posted a pic of one of Obummer's "daughters" saying how he thinks shes perfect
>Comment "Stop worshiping the pussy"
>I process all this
>Decide to message her "Stop liking my updates in the future" then I proceed to block her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KR0seDEq6I&t=41s
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your story is confusing and i don't get what happened. is "he" the mutual friend?
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Fuck off normalslime with your facebook shit
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>>34329235
>talks about guy
>blocks girl
>autism
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Driving instructor here. I wanna start a driving thread for robots to share their driving stories, drivers ed stories, etc. I personally love driving but really only teach it for my work and otherwise drive tops 10 mins a day. I might also be the only driving instructor I know who enjoys it even a bit. I couldn't care much for teenage gossip which I listen to daily but teaching driving especially to semi-struggling students is fun and I feel accomplished doing it well. Don't really have any too interesting stories myself, though I guess if I think hard I can think of a couple when I was working.
Otherwise ask any questions, id be happy to answer them and help any robots maybe get their license or help anyone here be better/safer drivers.
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bump numero uno family
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bump a noble thred
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Why are robots allowed around children?
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Life is a fucking nightmare.
Someone pls come and save me.
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how can life even be happening?
I can't believe all of this exists
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sorry that you're suffering anon, I am too
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There are no saviors in this world, anon. Just bear it.
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>her face when she finds out what you're really like
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I know this feel
>Only meet girls by throwing up a normie facade
>Can only keep it up for so long
>Eventually they find out I'm just a lazy nerd
>Can see the disgust on their faces
>Treat me differently and separate from me
the worst feel desu, I don't know how normies do that shit 24/7
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>>34329113
I thought I was a robot once, but I've realized I'm a failed normie. I'm able to act normal in the workplace like I have hobbies, but people slowly realize I have no ambitions or hobbies. I go to work and come home.
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>>34330798
Ya I just lie at work about my personal life, it's easier.
What's your life plan, /robot/s? anyone got it all written out?
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No, but I know how it ends
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Join the 27 Club
I play gigs in the Los Angeles area, working on my first album right now
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>>34329086
minimum wage and a virgin till i die
A week ago I was a KHHV, as I had been all my life.
Now I have achieved pic related, and have a lovely girlfriend.
I believe in you guys. Although I'm not one of you anymore, I have faith in you.
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Reveal your secrets to me normalfag scum
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Man sexting is so awkward to read.
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>>34329102
I take the time to be kind, caring, and fun to be around, while not being a beta or a chad.
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anybody got any tips for not jacking off? i'm trying to do nofap but i can't last more than a day
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also post your experiences with abstaining from masturbation
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cut out 4chan and any other pornographic content
otherwise, every time you come across an erotic image, you'll feel the urge to jack off like you always do
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>>34328997
>FFS Dad I didnt think anyone would see the photo! What I do with my pussy is my choose!
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How can a girl be herself and not try to follow what every other girl is doing? It seems impossible. Fitting in = happiness for millennials.
I don't have self esteem issues, but I feel like conforming would make my life way easier and I wouldn't be bitter about normies.
Is not following what other women do bad?
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i feel like i'm an individual to an extent, but since i'm not as similar i'm just viewed as a joke.
i'm okay with it because at least i make me people laugh right?
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>>34328917
Hey femanon! You listening to me? Read my post okay?Just B urself :^)
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>>34328917
Why do you want to fit in? I thought I was strange for not fitting in and for a while it bothered me, but then I realised it doesn't matter at all.
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Be me. 19, Gas station Employee, midnight shift. Employed for 1 month today.
>A couple comes in
>Couple browses store for about 30 minutes
>Already a line forming at my register
>Couple asks for a couple bags to carry some items before checkout.
>Be nice, give 2 bags and continue whittling down line.
>Couple browses an additional 20 minutes.
>Couple shows up at the end of the line with 2 full bags of junk food, plus salads and subs.
>"How are you all tonight?"
>"..."
>Rings up the junk food and other food
>mfw I look up and see another line forming
>sigh
>The woman pays
>"Also, I need 4 packs of Wave full flavor 100's, as well as Wave Menthol 100's"
>Go search for the cigarettes
>Cant find Menthols
>"Ma'am, I'm afraid we're out of the Menthol 100's. We DO have the Kings though."
>"...Uhhhh... Gimme those then, hon."
>Ring them up
>"I have coupons too."
>Panic slightly because line is growing considerably
>Scan cigarettes and then coupons
>"Total comes to.." Blah blah blah
>"Mkay, I also need..."
>Mfw I see the line behind the couple wrapped around the Roller Grill
>jawdrop.jpeg
>"I need 2 from #8, 5 from #10, and 2 from #20."
>Quickly gather her tickets
>Panic slightly more due to disgruntled customers
>Ring up tickets, 25 Bucks.
>She pays
>"Have a good night Ma'am."
>"..."
>Kden.jpeg
>Next customer Arrives at register
>Mfw All she needs is a pack of smokes, that angel.
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>pull up to gas pump
>walk into gas station
>"Can I get $20 on Pump #X?"
>"Thanks, have a good night."
>walk out
>pump gas
>drive away
This is every trip to the gas station I've had since they started charging more for using credit instead of cash. Before I could just use my debit card and not have to endure any human interaction.
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Im a regular at my closest station. Owned by some arabs. Two younger dudes work in the am and older dude at night. They work 9 hour shifts 7 days a week. They good people. Fist bump the am dudes and on first name basis with Sing (thats how he pronounced it) the older dude in the evening.
I love it.
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>>34328979
>Before I could just use my debit card and not have to endure any human interaction.
I would just pay the fee.
>go to gas station around 11pm like i usually do to avoid people
>car stops at the intersection
>guy from car yells "shave your beard"
>i thought he said "save your beard"
>t-t-t-thanks
>car peels away
>tfw no cute kpop girlfriend
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>>34328865
That's because you're a disgusting loser faggot, Anon.
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>>34328881
seen plenty of dicks brah, did not get hard once, can confirm not a faggot
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>>34328865
>kpop
Might as well just buy an onahole, both are made of plastic.
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You fucking faggots... You FUCKING, FAGGOTS. Thanks to you guys not having fucking children and breeding like normal people we're going to fucking die out, fuck you
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At least we don't have 5 childs and a bad economical situation
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>>34328817
>blames us
>is also part of the problem
frick off dood
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Nobody chooses the robot life, the robot life chooses you.