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it's 1, right?

numero duo

its 2
trust me im a scientist

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>>34329799
Go fuck yourself (plz be my friend I'm so lonely)

If you are
>female
>willing to fuck me
hmu

>>34330381
both or is just one required?

i wouldn't hire muslims or niggers because of prior experience with them.

>>34329835
i think that just falls more in line with common sense t b h

do you mean "would join klu klux klan" racist?
or wouldn't like if my country became france racist?
or "sometimes I throw 'racist' comments" racist?

also, is not liking to sit next to a black person in a hoodie considered racist?

I've been diagnosed with depression, generalized anxiety, social anxiety, agoraphobia, OCD and the latest was PTSD. Don't take a doc's diagnosis too much to heart.

>avoidant personality disorder
Not to be a downer OP but I should probably tell you that therapy and pills don't help and your life is going to be miserable

Eh. Severe chronic depression without violent or suicidal tendencies reporting in. I just kind of want to sit there. I know these labels are somewhat approximate, but it's nice to have a name for it applied by someone reputable. If the treatment method is specific to the condition, and the treatment method helps, then that's good experimental confirmation that the diagnosis is accurate. Sometimes, the diagnosis is accurate but the treatment doesn't work, but it is very unlikely that the symptoms would improve coincidentally for some other reason than the treatment.

Since my medication seems to help, that reduces anxiety about the diagnosis. They say don't blame yourself for having a mental illness, and that's true. I take responsibility for my actions, but I recognize that a mental illness is an environmental factor that makes it more difficult to make the right decisions. This permits a reduced amount of shame, but it does not completely absolve me of guilt.

Retaining a guilty conscience provides a sense of control over my situation. This is important and helpful. People who say that mental illnesses are fake excuses and to be harsh towards yourself fail to understand these nuances. But people who say to wash my hands of my mistakes and blame everything on the mental illness also do not understand these nuances.

you're lucky to be alive, don't do it again you fucking idiot.

Dude just grow shrooms if you want an otherworldly experience, guides are all over the place and it's easy as fuck to do. Diphen in large doses will literally suffocate you to death.

>>34329761
I wanted to do this on ambien but I always pussy out. Triple the dosage for the luls.

if you were to turn 30 and still be a khv, i'd think you really fucked up. you're only 18, stop letting silly meme propaganda get inside your head.

if you don't have an 8 inch dick however...

> full blown wizardry

You've got 12 years.

im 22 now and in the same boat as you
but i have it worse since i dont study or have a job so literally 0 contact with real people
dont end up like me kid

>feeling bad
>for NEET's

I would sooner find empathy for a nigger thug who has a job

depends on why they are NEETs in the first place.

>>34329674
Wait, what happened? I have no clue what's going on, pls

>>34329668
I didnt like her vlog. Every video where the cripple appears is utter shit.

if only she had normal hair...

>>34329705
>being this jealous of her gf
faggot

He'll probably do it again.

>>34329649
That's really aw some
how do you feel.

are you sure he safe and wont attempt again

ps you are a good friend

>>34329686
I'm going to text her tomorrow to make sure she's alright. She's asleep rn.

Top Chik is delish.

the ones i make

>>34329553
def tyson

>not getting your wisdom teeth removed as a teenager
>risking something like that while youre not under health or dental insurance
KEK
E
K
YOUR FAULT

>>34329552
We'll try to remember you.

What, you don't have health insurance? Why not get obamacare, it's only completely out of your price range.

Look at that, you caved in (because you legally MUST own it) and got some of that "affordable" health care, now find the one doctor 150 miles away from you that actually accepts it in the bottom of his basement with rusty equipment

THANKS OBONGO

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>>34329431
I have asked this girl out like 3 times, and at this point am pretty certain I'm stuck in the friendzone. Doesn't mean this didn't cheer me up just a little.

>>34329431
>>34329520
just go out with her retard, what is there to lose?

>>34329630
Nothing to lose, you're probably right.

I should mention now I've never actually met this girl irl. She's real, but I felt like that should be established right here and now

Give me anime recommendation before I shoot up the school you faggots

>>34329500
Hai to Gensou no Grimgar

Well berserk was nice. Not really comfy but does have its comfy moments. Inspired me to pick up the manga

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>>34329351
You should watch Twin Peaks.
It makes me less depressed.

I can't tell if it's just me or not but I feel like there was a very brief golden age with streaming sites like netflix and the like where they had a burst of really, really good movies and now it's all terrible

TV isn't that great imo but with movies, if you pick the right ones they can open your mind to things you wouldn't have ordinarily considered.

>>34329351
I went through a period of like 2 years after highschool when I didn't listen to any music at all because I felt like I couldn't relate my life to any of it, kind of the same, I was awfully depressed.

>tfw too much of a feely faggot to process them as discrete concepts but get the overall notion of what they mean

>>34329333
>tfw two inteligent two watch anime

>>34329333
You can gather the main theme from most literary works from assessing the climax, the outcome of the climax, and what you learned from it. Its a simple and shallow way to start, but it will get the gears turning and youll get better. Say, for instance, a storys main idea was about war. Youd just ask yourself after "what did i learn about war?" and it could help you find out the theme by giving you some direction