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>>34333232
What is the integral of 3X?

>>34333248
3/2 x^2 + C

>>34333232
What do you do day to day? How are financial derivatives different than standard mathematical derivatives?

>>34333212
you cuck she is using you for a green card

>>34333212

nut then gtfo and report her to border control

>>34333212
Shoot her, it will save the pain of her having to go back to life on the other side of the wall.

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>>34333167
Probably around 25.

I'm 25 by the way.

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>>34333184
Shit I turn 25 in a couple days

After high shool/College/uni

Chastity cage and keyholder

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>>34333129
>it's bad morally,
Get the fuck out normie and go suck jesus's dick more.

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>>34333129
You don't need to hate masturbating. Why would you hate that? I don't know why, but if you want to stop, then you need to utilize self control. That's all there is to it.

Also try avoiding places where you see naked women all the time, like /r9k/.

Yeah I fucked Ian Scott

I actually have, it was pretty nice. I didn't even know she was a porn star when I contacted her on backpage. But when I got to her room, she showed me some of her pics and discussed some of her roles in porn films. She was much higher class than the escorts one would typically find on backpage. And she was one of the few escorts who gave me a blowjob without a condom.

>>34333105
Nice :) Im trying to get in contact with Shyla Stylez

>>34333022
I want the mommy milf mom!!

>>34333022

Do any of them cast a shadow?

Holy shit I want them all
Except 3,4 pretty sure that one is below 15 and I'm no pedo

>>34333015
I love the idea of a bimbo but I hate the way they are portrayed. It's ugly. I'm more into just plain dumb girls I guess.

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>>34333049

That's unfortunate. I think dumb + obsessed with plastic surgery, make-up and slutty clothes is the best combination.

>>34333079
I'm not a guy so I can't comment wholly on the sexual aspect, but aesthetically this looks repulsive.
Does it not ick you out the idea of kissing one of these women only to be met with hard, lumpy lips? To lie on top of her and feel solid balls protruding from her chest? Wrapping your hand around her thigh only to feel her tendon pressing back due to her low weight and underdeveloped muscles?

Exactly where does the attraction originate? Like, is it a corruption fetish?

>>34332985
You'll still be a weird loser

>>34332985
I've just come back here after a 3 months break or so

Sadly it seems like I'll never escape. Still depressed, virgin, loner etc.

I know what you mean about trying to clear your mind though, so good luck.

>>34332985
i like the black haired gf on the right!

I don't really care, anon

Neeeeeeeeeeerd

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Nf1

I'd do it if I had superpowers to protect myself

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Of course I do.
I tried playing FFXIV before but It made me so miserable that I'll never be an adventurer in a fantasy world that I started crying for a day and fell into a depressive episode for the next two weeks. I know, I'm pathetic as fuck but still, modern life sucks.
I like to do things like listen to traditional folk music and fantasise about being in a fantasy world.
For example for this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvsuT47W1x4
I imagine I'm watching a band of bards putting on a performance in a local town at night around a campfire whilst the beautiful miqo'te singer is dancing elegantly around with her tambourine. ugh

>>34333560
Why not learn to defend yourself? Or get a gun if you're American.

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>>34332933
Black guys only :^)

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>>34332946
Daddii what it doo tho!

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>>34332954
Over 7 years

>>34332842
Why the start losing they get mad.
They are very egotistical, so they can't blame themselves. They have an inability to recognize that it is their fault they are losing.
So that anger gets turned on their team mates.

>>34332842
I don't know, I only play singleplayer.

>>34332858
It's the same type of thinking that leads robots to blame women for all their problems.

You have to go back (to work)

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>>34333102
Oh, Anonkun! That implies I've ever had a job in the first place, you baka!

>>34332807
Trump repeatedly said in his campaign that he would preserve social security and medicare/medicaid. However, many congressional Republicans are already lobbying him to privatize or cut back these programs. As usual, nothing will probably happen since the elderly are such a powerful voting block.

>>34332794
Yeah I once stole a girl's shoe, want more details?

>>34332794
Sometimes when I'm fucking a girl missionary I'll put her foot to my mouth and lick it. I don't really have a foot fetish I just like the noises they make when I do it.

I don't have a foot fetish but similar to what >>34332832 says, also I got a footjob once or twice. It was fairly impractical, if you think about the range of movement.

>>34332769
No
Orango Tango

>>34332769
>watching a nigger and a stacy fuck
>not watching hentai exclusively
get off my board

No. I'm actually having a hard time deciding who I hate more, nigger or a Mary Sue.