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What is your opinion, pic related
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>>34333993
She's alright I guess. Makeup is a turn off.
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>>34333993
Fuck her dude I'm more interested in that Porsche
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>>34333993
Not really because i dont find gooks attractive.

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Why haven't you got a trap gf yet?

>they understand how hard it is to be a man.
>Lots of them are khv robots
>they believe in traditional family values and gender roles
>they were never raised with a princess complex. In fact most of them were a disappointment to their family so they will work harder for your affection.
>have typically masculine interests like vidya, anime, music
>the good ones look, sound and smell like girls all the time.
>the others won't mind you pretending to just be friends in public

I could go on
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>>34333951
I have a BF (Female) instead.
Would recommend.
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>>34333960
Esp if you like anal sex since it's all he ever wants to do.
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>>34333951
Sure I want one, but where the fuck do I get one?

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Is Barron, dare I say, one of us?
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>>34333883
Holy shit the cringe. The autism. I want a camera in this spazzy fuckers life 24-7
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>baron you need to calm down
>i really gotta pee mom
>just calm down a minute
>REEEEEEEEEEE
>*imitates mom*
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>>34333883
FUCK YOU MOMMY

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Is he a school shooter in progress?
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>>34333875
Once he gets the nuclear codes from his dad, he'll be the most destructive one ever.
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>>34333875
He lacks the coordination. He has really weak genes. He'd probably end up accidentally an heroing
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>>34333875
>those ears though

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>Yfw you remember that SJWs were nicer to you than Chad & Stacy
Who is our real enemy
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>>34333792
So how long is the invasion lasting this time tumblr?
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>>34333792
>SJWs
>nice
They use their imagined victimhood to rationalize any shitty behavior they wish.
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kek I've thought the exact same way.
The nicest girl I've ever met and who was my best friend in primary school was an ardent SJW who kept on saying how being gay was ok that nobody should feel ashamed of it and how gender dysphoria is real. Meanwhile the guys who played football and basketball kept on calling me a faggot and gay and all rejected me completely.

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Any chads here?

If you've seen this show:
What would happen if someone who was between beta and alpha tried to act like Cal Lightman irl?
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who?

same pseudo bullshit as body language readers. i'm playing with my hair because it's soft and i love touching it, not because i like you. i do this in front of girls, too. no i'm not crossing my legs towards you because i'm interested. i rotate each side when i feel the need.

god you're retarded.
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>>34333805

I didn't mean that, I meant his overall behavior, the way he acts, not the face reading shit.
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>>34333805
I, too, play with your hair because I think it's soft. And is smells good. And I can feel the warmth radiating from your perfect head.

Oh, hi there wagecuck.
Are you already awake?, damn it must be a pain in the ass to work on sundays.

Today I'll be staying in bed playing videogames and reading some stuff until 1pm, then I'd probablt visit you at Mc Donalds, I hope you dont mess my order this time wagie!

Anyways, see you later, and as always, enjoy your productive job.
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Your days are numbered little leach
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>>34333740
This doesnt apply to me but...
A wagecuck at the end of the day is better then being you. I know thats depressing but... the world would be a better place with out you my neetfriend.
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>>34333740
eating at McDonalds is by far worst than being a wagecuck tbqh famalampam

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Is it possible to love a woman more than you love jerking off?
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>>34333660
LOL NOPE
LOL
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>>34333660
no. only women are capable of actual love.
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>>34333680
self hating tranny pls go

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Why am I not allowed to use benzos daily?
I literally don't go outside because of anxiety, who the fuck is allowed to use them if not me?
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>>34333527
No one is allowed to use benzos daily, you idiot, because they don't remain effective when taken daily. They're only for coping with panic attacks or other infrequent events. You have to learn to cope with your anxiety on a daily basis the old fashioned way, through exposure.
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>>34333748
i was prescribed benzos daily. i didn't take them daily but the doctors prescribed klonopin, up to three 1mg pills a day and i was also prescribed xanax and ativan daily at other times.

i would take up to 1mg at the most and usually .5mg because even that much made me so tired that i would have to sleep as soon as i came home, only several hours after taking the pill.

>>34333527
did the doctor deny you a prescription or did they just not prescribe for daily use?
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>>34333866
I have xanax prescription.
Just not nearly enough to use daily.

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>tfw no chubby titcow gf
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That girl is like 8 years old
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>>34333538
That's what the porn director hopes you think
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>>34333538
are you retarded? what 8 year old has tits like that? she's 20 at the least

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Tell me robots, why haven't you got a girlfriend yet?
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Because girls are mean
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>>34333453
Because bitches be crazy and I'm not gay.
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>>34333453
I don't know where to find one, let alone a loving vampire lolidom gf like I really want.

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>Anon, I did your background check, and I don't think you qualify for a position in our company's HR department. It says here that, and I don't think I've ever heard of this job before, but that you previously worked as a "Professional Holocaust Denier." Can you explain that to me?
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Well I actually used to work as a moderator for 4chan. But I felt this title was less embarrassing.
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>>34333449
All my life I've been fascinated with history, and beginning in middle school (around age 12) I became especially interested in the Holocaust and the Nazi regime. Every time the subject came up in school I would pay attention moreso than in other classes, and no matter the class I would try to relate papers and assingments back to my passion: the Holocaust. Obviously people took notice, and I became known as the kid who liked the Holocaust. Most of them didn't think it was too weird, they just thought it was a hobby and they would sometimes talk to me if they had any questions. I didn't think it was weird either, I just found the horrible atrocities fascinating to learn about. Because of this interest I majored in history at Harvard College, despite what people said about history not being the safest major due to lack of jobs. Regardless I pushed through, got my PhD, and wrote all the papers I could on my beloved Holocaust Come the end of the education chapter in the book of my life I had to move on and find a job. But what people said was right. There were no jobs for a Holocaust denier such as myself. Within a year I was homeless, living on the streets. I'd curl up in my refrigerator box, thinking back on my life. Was it worth it to major in what I loved, was it worth being homeless to persue my passion: the Holocaust? I had never been able to answer that question. Because I just didn't know. That is until now, now I know it was all worth it, because I can say with absolute certainty that your comment is literally worse than Hitler
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>>34333449
Yes, I think breakfast is the most important meal of the day as it gets me prepared for a big day of work. When I am properly fueled I find I can really bring my mind to bear on the kind of difficult problems I expect to face in your firm.

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He's going further down the Rabbi hole.

Will he turn around before it's too late?
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>eceleb faggot

who cares. also did he just advocate rape? fucking retard
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>>34333347
>>34333399
His point is that most men are disgusted with the idea of real rape. Do you morons have autism?
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>>34333399
>advocate rape
You're turning to sjw logic, anon.

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ALL incels should be spending ALL their time ruining women's Tinder experience


imagine if the angry vengeful online virgins/betas devoted all their time to making fake chad profiles, manipulating women's emotions, setting up dates with these sluts, and ghosting them -- how quickly this would ruin the online dating experience for all. i imagine most common dating venues would collapse and society would be vastly improved, in precisely the direction these incels want.

this is something that is totally actionable and within the realm of control of a small dedicated minority group working within the confines of a parent's basement. we need to get this campaign started at once.
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it's insanity that most hypergamy today is conducted online and those who dwell most in this jurisdiction have willingly self-segregated to the ghettos rather than conduct guerilla psychological warfare against their mortal enemies.
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>>34333307
What's an incel?
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Chads and normies outnumber you 1000 to 1. You will not make the slightest impact. Besides, you're far too lazy to do anything about it.

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If i were to let you fuck my boipucci would you do it?

be honest anon
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>>34333242
I'm not a degenerate, you fucking faggot.
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is that king ass ripper

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qbxDKJHTuo
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>>34333250
>I'm not a degenerate

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