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>18yo virgin
>Living in NYC
>Match with girl on Tinder and add her on Snapchat.
>Turns out she lives a little outside of the city
>We're meeting for a date next week but all I have currently planned is "food and the park"
> What should I do to make this not a spergfest
>Also general tinder thread I guess
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>13 year olds on tinder

the fuck?
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>tfw 34 and already too old for society
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>>34334905

How do you deal with this man, I'm 23 and already feel too old

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I don't want to turn 20

How do I escape this feel? I suspect my life is going to take a nosedive once I reach this milestone
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turned 22 yesterday. can confirm.
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>>34334706
Happy belated birthday anon

oregano
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>>34334722
thanks m8.
nice related dubs btw
getting old truly sucks. I already feel like an old man with my back pain and receding hairline. man was not made to live for 80 years

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I have a girlfriend now
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>>34334612
Oh wow no ones ever said that? that makes me sad
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>>34334612
you would think Matt Hardy could afford a better camera
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is that edge

that is surprisingly not original

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Dad is dating a nigress
he wants us to get along
what do?
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Watch American History X as a family -to quote /pol/, slip them redpills
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Get along.

I don't get why children of divorce want to make an already terrible situation worse. Try to have good relations with both parents even if you hate them.
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>>34334602
are you aware that american history x does not advise you to be a racist?

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>Saved up some money
>Bought father a nice jacket for 300$ as a Christmas gift for the cold weather
>Next day he starts to talk about how he'd rather have other clothes like pants and shirts (He hasn't bought clothes in a couple of years)
>Said that he'll return it and buy other clothes
>FeelsBadMan but alright
>Needs to have my credit card to return in
>"Sure w/e"
Couple days later
>Eating that nice fresh pie FeelsGoodMan
>"Hey Anon you have been to the store multiple times yet you haven't returned the jacket. You're not an asshole, you're just something else" he said as he puts on his shoes to go and return the jacket.
>"Dude I bought you an expensive jacket. You can't expect me to return a gift I bought specifically for you"
>"You didn't buy this jacket for me, you bought it for yourself so you could feel good about it"
>"Alright how about this: Don't return the jacket, fuck off, it's mine. I'll return it and keep the money"

I hate fighting with my dad but it's hard not to. Did I do the right thing?
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>>34334544
>"Alright how about this: Don't return the jacket, fuck off, it's mine. I'll return it and keep the money"
You did the right thing.
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>>34334544
Yeah, you did nothing wrong. What did your Dad buy you for Christmas? Maybe he felt like you spending a lot of money was just a power play.
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Dad sounds like an ungrateful cunt

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You can't be a robot if you are not communist, communism is against chads and his rich parents, against the whore of stacy, communism is our ideology, if you dont like communism, please get out normie
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Make me, you homosexual gay faggot.
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>>34334519
>Communism
We tried it, we're not doing it again.
Stop it.
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lole what you are such a faggot

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What do you guys spend all your money on? I get a fair amount of money and it all goes tonweef do I have like 6 dollars in my savings

Fuck everything I should have thousands saved but I have to pay for a fucking plant cause the Jew laws that I need as medicine
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>>34334485
I never buy anything and I have 25k in my bank account.
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>>34334485
weed as medicine is a meme.
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>>34334535
I have anxiety so bad that I literally drop sweat all day and when I smoke it stops most the time

Ever since I was 7 I had really bad stomach problems like almost crippling and weed takes it away in a second

I also have chronic fatigue and depression and weed helps with it when I smoke or at least puts me to sleep

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ITT i be nice to anyone who posts in said thread
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What the fuck is she doing? In an original sense.
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>>34334465
You have never seen a black girl wear cosplay and do the pee dance before? It is really common. I see it all the time really.
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I've gained 10 kg during the past 6 months and I want to lose them back. Shit's hard

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I'm a night manager in a hotel. Found female's purse/wallet in the bar. Her student ID was in it so went on the book of faces, (since deleted), and wrote a message saying I had it and would leave it in reception for her to pick up.
Did I get any form of thanks for my trouble? No, next time I will take the cash and throw rest.
Try to do a good deed and this disrespectful hint ruined it for everyone.
Rant over.
PS Does anyone else have a doggo who sleeps like this?
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*Bint not hint
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>>34334353
yes and hes a black lab too
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>>34334353
>I deserve a reward for doing good deeds
How can you call it a good deed when you saw it as a favour that had a reward

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Why are roasties and normalfags so threatened by the idea of the waifu hologram? All I keep hearing is "it's sad" and or "it pushes people further apart"
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>>34334229
I'm not threatened by it. But it is sad.
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>>34334229
normies have been brainwashed into thinking that being a virgin/not being promiscuous is bad/pathetic.

Hologram waifus are sad though, because you can't hug them

robot waifus when
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Never heard of this before.
Tell me more please.

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>12/10
>qt
>goofy
>accent

is she the most perfect waifu for a robot?
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>clothes that lead the eyes straight to the tits

she a ho fo sho
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>>34334363
she's a chestlet anyway
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>>34334363
>>34334390
Her titties are perfect. No she is no ho, she's a virgin.

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Why haven't you found yourself a qt black girl yet, /r9k/?
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It's THAT easy, anons.
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>>34334155
Whites can't be robots

orig
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>>34334155
Because qt black girls don't exist irl.

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How do you deal with the crippling fear of being abandoned and unwanted?
I feel like the person I care about the most in the world is getting tired of me and I'm terrified
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>>34334152
You're such a fag anon. Being emotionally dependent on others will only bring you misery. Just look out for number #1 and be happy and comfortable with yourself.
People come and go, but you can always rely on yourself.
When you change your mentality loneliness won't be a problem even if you have nobody left.
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>>34334152
By not having any relationships with people and keeping social interaction at a minimum.
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>>34334152
make yourself needed and irreplaceable

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>Don't fap for a few days
>Get horny
>Start slow, no touching
>Start edging, sometimes for hours
>Get turned on by the idea of denying myself
>Posed with two routes

>Route 1:
>Too horny
>Say fuck it and end up cumming
>Feel like a fucking degenerate
>Go to bed

>Route 2:
>Have the willpower not to cum
>Hard time falling asleep/staying asleep
>Next day
>Constantly thinking of sex and horny as fuck
>Looking at porn on and off in between vidya and other shit
>Repeat and pick route

Does anyone else have experience with this sort of thing? I have not been able to keep the denial stuff doing for more than ~3 days. Is it worth it to go full degenerate mode? It isn't like I am in school or have a job to fill my time. Any tips for keeping the denial meme up? I was thinking about getting a chastity cage but I don't know how I would sneak that past my parents.

Anyways, post about your fapping habits I guess, do you just do it to get it out of the way, or do you go balls to the wall and jerk it for hours?
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origenal bumpelo
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>>34334147
>Falling for christian morality
>Falling for the "fapping is degenerate" meme

Kys faggot
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I'm doing nofap 2017 and I haven't cracked yet. You can do it, you just need to fully stop. Then don't give in to temptation, and then you won't feel the need to afterwards.

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I need to talk to someone
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>>34334042
I'm here for you, famalam. Talk your problems away
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>>34334063
The isolation I subjected myself to during my teens and early 20s has permanently damaged my ability to communicate and articulate myself with another person
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>>34334127
Why did you isolate yourself in the first place?

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