Why do men with Asian girlfriends always look dead inside?
>>34335807
they know they are living a lie
They're the most beta of men who bought into the Animewaifuirl meme and want the most submissive female.
Everybody knows this so they constantly get shit on for it. People with asian gf/wife are either: weeb or a bitch
>>34335807
Because they are a walking meme
robot hair thread
Do you hate barbers?
Do they ever do what you actually want? or just what they want?
>literally every time they ruin my fucking life
>having life ruined for the reddit robot
>is getting a hair cut they don't like
>>34335878
its just how they dont listen to what im telling them
>>34335768
just shave ya head, saves you some money and makes you look hard
>Strong silent type guy sits alone and tells hot girl to go away
>Girl keeps trying to talk to guy
If only real life were like movies/anime
>>34335761
>hot girl
That's a rodent not a girl
>>34335819
That's Anna Kendrick you piece of shit. Say something nice about her.
>>34335860
She has nice fur
Is anyone else hopelessly confused about whether to tip their uber drivers? Uber doesn't have an option in the app to tip the driver, but after a night out at the bar, I generally have cash on hand to tip the guy.
The official policy used to be that you do not need to tip your uber driver, but now Uber is allowing drivers to post signs in their cars stating that the tip is not included in the fair. I took an uber with my gf last night coming home from the comedy club and the driver sat there at the end of the ride like he was waiting for me to give him cash.
I can't find a consensus on the internet anywhere regarding whether or not its appropriate to tip your rideshare driver. Thoughts and Opinions, robots?
They're already making good money off driving you, tell them to eat shit if they expect a tip.
>>34335727
>after a night out at the bar
normalfag spotted
>>34335752
This. They make more per hour than I did working much much harder jobs. Tell them to go fuck themselves.
I may not be a robot but my heart bleeds Arizona ans Sadboyz.
holy sword, shadow bladee, my girlfriend looks like anime
>>34335753
going crazy off a pain pill
I'll never see you again, I know I never will
I'm in the situation, feel like the time is still
I'm in the situation, I'm tryna make a million
This summer
I am not a lover
You are not my friend, are you working undercover?
>tfw literally still in search of sunshine
>tfw still literally still on the front lines
gotta get it one time...
What is your net worth, robots? Also age.
I have $16,950.46 at 23 years old.
What would you do if you were financially independent?
Cool I am 23 too. I spent my last $9 on shawarma last night.
Hopefully I get the job I interviewed for last week
I'm 23, about to turn 24. I think my total worth is about $40k with my car, house equity and savings.
i had 15k in a mutual fund but my golddigger ex stole it all
Anybody else looking forward to park in the disabled spot?
>>34335560
>tfw can finally get some well deserved KHHFV bux
Does this meme being a virgin will get me neetbux? Maybe wizardhood won't be so bad afterall
What country is this?
>barmy new guidelines
>considering the inability to have sex/find a partner as a disability is seen as "barmy"
Why are britfags all such fucking normalfags?
What's yours, fellow robotics?
Mine is:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_oaPY0Brrw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGqM7PH8nsoMost satisfying powerup in DBZ:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c54AuMFwpQw#t=59s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GE59m3A9oI
Instrumentals work really well with this topic.
>>34335557
Bumborino
>tfw boss says if you cry one more time on the job he'll fire you
>>34335539
Why did you cry anon?originali kommentia
>>34335565
>Why did you cry anon?
I work at a fast food restaurant and it's always really busy, and sometimes I just get so overwhelmed I just break down in tears and have to sit down and cry for a few minutes.
>>34335586
Maybe that job isn't the best place for you.
How do i teach my sister to stay away from white guys?
>>34335538
Women are women there is literally nothing you can do about what preferences she is going to have the mere fact that you are even planning on "teaching" her means she's just going to be more likely to do it
I commend you on your efforts but pigeon-holing women only results on them specifically doing what you told them not to.. you have to control her mind not try and make her do that herself
Love is love. You can't stop a person from loving another. Love doesn't care what skin color you have,or what your ideals are.
>>34335538
introduce her to the wonderful world of BBC
you know once you black you never go back
First day of installing tinder I swiped right on everyone and the next morning I matched with pic related. Am I still a robot or is it too soon?
Watch her not respond ever
>>34335527
she'll respond alright.
all one word responses and delayed by at least 4 minutes each.
>>34335540
>delayed by 4 minutes each
More like 8 hours
"fembot" ""issues""
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/the-stages-of-grief-for-a-chronically-single-person-120?utm_source=vicefbanz&utm_campaign=global
>My longest relationship lasted only six months. In my world, relationships work like dog years. Six months for me is a long time, the equivalent of three and a half years for a normal person. Every year, I find myself dating someone here or there, but things fizzle after only a few short months, or days, or even hours.
I can't be the only one who feels absolutely alien and outcast for "knowing how to be alone" in our generation.
>mfw literally never heard of a single woman who was actually single (i.e.: was single and not casually seeing Chad)
>>34335462
that's not a fembot though
women are unfathomably needy.
my friend who is a woman told me when her fiance was in surgery she was begging some other dude to talk to her and she ended up cheating.
begging someone to talk to, seriously think about that. only a woman could be that desperate and actually succeed in that desperation AND DESTROY YOUR FAMILY AT THE SAME TIME LOL. she lost custody of her son.
it's a hard pill to swallow, but women are their own saboteurs.
>"Up for a challenge, nigger?"
Your response?
>>34335409
If the challenge is how much of his dick I can shove in my throat, then the answer is yes.
>>34335432
this response was so gay
>that insane robotic freak who has the endurance of a horse and just runs around the court/field at full speed non-stop
uh.. no thanks, i uh, pulled my quad deadlifting the other day, heh, yeah gonna sit her out.
Are girls generally more salty and bad sports when it comes to games and competitions?
>>34335405
Yes
origarmi
>>34335405
yes, because no one is letting her win so she can look good for the betas who watch her on twitch
>>34335405
Yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGbhJG0sogQ
About half of the guys you know in real life (and online) have average or shorter penis, yet they are not a failure with girls.
Think about it.
>>34335401
average white penor is 6 - 6.5 inches
measured for the first time and im right at 7 inches. i was expecting to be 5.5...
>>34335401
>inches
Fuck off, this is an international website.