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>got a blowjob from gf this morning
>cum in her mouth
>she tries to go to the bathroom to spit out my cum
>pin her down on the bed
>force her to drink my cum while rubbing her clit
who /devilish/ here
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>>34337226
>roommate a little drunk
>start groping her
>screaming for me to stop
>rip off her panties and shove it in
>fill her up while she's quietly sobbing
>tell her she's my fucktoy and make her kiss me before I leave her in a puddle of our cum
>>>/satanic/
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>posted blacked porn on r9k
DEVILISH
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>>34337318
dude that is way to much devil...
go to church see a priest or something man
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>tfw been a skinny weakling most of my life because didn't eat right
>acne etc
>start to work out
>acne dissapears
>become better looking than most people through hard work
>stacies now attracted to me
>they think now that I'm attractive to them, they can have me
>WRONG!
Robots, this is the best thing ever. Rejecting all those stacies, watching them hear words they've never heard before. NO! Just the look in their eyes when their "princess" reality breaks apart, that SOMEONE doesn't want them!
For all the pain they have caused us, I, or better yet JOIN ME, BECOME ATTRACTIVE and then I shall say WE, SHALL MAKE THEM FEEL TRIPLE, NO QUADRUPLE THE PAIN THEY GAVE TO US!
Robots this is the time of revenge! put all of your hatred intro improving yourself, show those fucking roasties how you don't want their TOASTY BITS!
THE BETA REVOLUTION IS HERE JOIN ME ROBOTS
Though know this, if we robots find out that another robot has lefted our flock and became a normie, ONE THAT HAS ACCEPTED A ROASTIE INTO HIS LIFE, WE SHALL FIND HIM, HUNT HIM AND HIS ROASTIE WHORE DOWN
And we will show what you get for treason, FOR BETRAYING YOUR FELLOW ROBOTS!!!!
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IM FUCKING PUMPED
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>>34337174
IMMA MAKE EM ROSTIES CRY MODAFUKA
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>>34337174
>NO!
>they proceed to the next chad who gladly fucks their brains out
you sure showed them
Normies often confuse self-confidence with blind narcissism, and then acknowledge each other "wow, that's a confident guy".
It's very absurd.
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You should probably include what you think the difference is, if you want to avoid misunderstandings.
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>>34337164
>going to a job interview
>employer tells me he cant tell if i am really sel-confident or just arrogant
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>>34337164
differentiate the two for us then OP
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who else just feel like you wanna travel up to space and live there your whole life, just completely disattached from the world. far away from everything, and your just floating up there in space looking down at earth.
pretty sad actually that you cant do that
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same feels anon
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You'd actually miss the earth. Ever been homesick? Multiply that by like a million and that's how it feels to miss the earth.
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>tfw you will never be part of a small, close knit crew onboard a space ship working together doing space stuff
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>faggots have deluded themselves into thinking that they are robots.
You pozzed disease carrying wastes of oxygen will never be robots.
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I'm not a robot, nobody here is being unironic. I'm cute with a bright future but I'm a NEET currently and I enjoy posing on this satire board with other fellow normal people
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>>34337075
Faggots BTFO
orenanilios
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>>34337593
>I'm not a robot
leave immediately
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Does anyone else constantly feel like they're dead inside? Even on good days I feel empty and think about suicide.
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>>34337028
I did for the past 12 years, but quit all my meds cold turkey in November and it seems to have solved a lot of my problems.
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>>34337028
When the good days will come? I've been waiting for 24 years.
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>>34337028
Yes OP, i feel like a plastic bag and want to fucking end my oityful life full of suffering
why so many threads today about black women?
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>>34336990
Better than religious baiting if you ask me.
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>blacks
>asians
>traps
Everything on a community swarming with 20 year old beta white males. Really makes your thinker work.
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No one here is 20. We're 40 year old wizards and 13 future wizards.
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A Quick survey about the ethics of legalisation of assisted suicide
>Age, Gender and residence.
>Do you believe in the legalisation of active assisted suicide? Why? And if yes, under any certain conditions only?
>Do you think there is a considerable difference between active and passive euthanasia?
>Are you religious?
>Do you find this topic important?
>Do you find this topic interesting?
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>>34336985
Lol tl;dr little faggot
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>>34336985
I'd happily assist you with your suicide, faggot.
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>>34336985
26, male, UK
>Do you believe in the legalisation of active assisted suicide? Why? And if yes, under any certain conditions only?
Yes. No conditions, anyone who wants to die should have the right to do so. Why? Because I have this fucked up belief that my life belongs to myself.
>Do you think there is a considerable difference between active and passive euthanasia?
Nope.
>Are you religious?
Nope
>Do you find this topic important?
Yes, because we do not have the freedom to do as we will with our own lives.
>Do you find this topic interesting?
No. Assuming you aren't an evil human being, the answer to these questions should come easily.
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All politics aside, how come Trump looks so bad? Surely someone close to him could tip him on the proper way to wear suits? He looks like an awkward teenager who got his first suit for the prom.
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he is going for the used car salesman aesthetic, not the upper class aesthetic
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he's 70 years old, he's not supposed to look like a /fa/ cringe thread
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>>34336961
>baggy
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You fascists have gone too far this time. These protests will not end unless Trump is impeached.
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>open mouth
>cute girl shoots cherry into mouth
>/pol/ gets stronger
didn't think this one through eh?
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Hahaha lefty cuck
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>>34336937
rule 34 on anti-pol girl
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What kind of problems do girls encounter when they say they can't get a boyfriend?
Chad and Stacey memes aside, I mean.
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>>34336925
They don't want to date down.
Just like robots.
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>tfw specifically want a 4chan bf who lives near me
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>>34336925
Their difficulty in getting a bf is entirely the fault of their Chad cock lust and refusal to even consider someone who isn't at least an 8/10
That is all, a woman that claims otherwise is lying through her roast flaps
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What he FUCK is wrong with this girl?
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph57ffd6efc34e6
Unbelievable. What are your thoughts on this, /r9k/?
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>OP has never eaten an old man's asshole out before
wow what a pleb
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>>34337091
He's not just an old man, but a fucking ugly, fat and seemingly low IQ one at that. SHE LICKS HER FINGERS AFTER HAVING THEM DEEP INTO THIS ABOMINATION'S ASS
She even seems to enjoy it? I can't handle seeing stuff like this. Women are mysterious creatures.
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She's a literal whore. She probably also smoked heroin before the scene
How do we weaponize autism? I feel that they could change the world if someone was their shepherd, or perhaps a sperg wrangler would be a more appropriate term for it.
They could solve global warming. They could solve the ghetto problem by making proper housing and infrastructure.
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Pretty sure /pol/ has already weaponized it
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>>34336849
Autismocracy doesn't sound too bad, global warming is really worrying me
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>>34336870
to be fair most of black culture is autistic in it's own way
>muh shoes
>muh beats
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why am i so attracted to girls with bloody noses?
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this thread is gonna die in like 5 minutes mods are gonna btfo orbiters
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>>34336854
i'm not an orbiter, i just found these pics of her blog.
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Because deep down you want to satisfy the carnal masculine vulgarity that lurks inside you and beat the shit out of something pretty and small. It gets my dick hard too, don't worry.
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>tfw your friends don't include you on their circle group
I feel so useless. It feels like I was betrayed.
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You can join our circle anon
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I was always the fifth wheel so I know how you feel. Fuck them. No friends is better than shit friends.
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>>34336812
>tfw friends are having convo and when you join it shows "Seen" and no replies.