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Shameful stories thread 2017-01-22 06:13:27 Post No.34338392
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Here we will recall shameful stories that happened to us. I'll start.
1. I sporadically hated my mum to the extend I was ashamed she is my mother. When I was 12 I told my new friend that my sister (16 y.o.) was my mum. Ashamed. I still has those hate periods, probably gonna kill myself because of that.
2. In elementary school called some tough guy for a fight and didn't show up. Fucking beta.
3. Also in elementary stole a pen from a poor girls. Still remember her wet eyes. But I liked that pen it was flexible, made of some flexible plastic. What a scumbag I am.
4. Took a dump in a sauna, and put my shit into that thing where steam comes from. Still remember the astonished look on peoples faces.
5. Payed a short visit to relatives on their farm. Fucked two cows is cunts and asses. They even started to raise their tails when I approached them after.
6. Was a friend to a girls in elementary. We were playing and I smashed her head with a heavy book for some reason. She went home early that day.
7. At that time I was only starting to learn "bad language". Once I went on a strike over bed time and called dad a cunt.
8. Pissed on grandma's flower out of curiosity. The flower died shortly.
9. When was young planned to fuck a cat. But considered otherwise.
10. Played snowballs with snowballs made of "yellow snow".
11. In a daycare persuaded a girl to take of panties and dance naked.
12. A girl I liked invited me over to help her to prepare for SAT. We have been preparing for SAT for 3 hours and then I leaved.
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>be 12, awkward lanklet cyborg
>we have sex education class
>sex education teacher sits in the middle, we boys around him in a semi circle
>he asks random students "what turns you on in women?"
>he asks me
>all the chads/jocks instantly go "EWWWW WHY YOU ASKED ANON?!", "don't ask him!" "what does this freak know?!" etc.
>thanks you fuckheads
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13. Once guys told me that if you squat and close your ears, you'll hear an ocean. I at into a squat and they kicked my ass. I decided to try it on a girl next door, but my kick was too hard an she got her face bloody smashed.
14. Was masturbating on chatroulette with some Asian chick when dad entered the room. Asian chick went offline.
15. Was walking with my dog. Suddenly felt and urge to take a shit. Start to jog towards home. Urge intensifies. I drop the dog, hold my ass with both hands and start to run. Run like that over my neighborhood just to crap my pants in front of my house. My lady neighbor saw everything.
16. Pissed over local old lady's armchair.
17. When I was 4, I woke up in the night went to parents room and pissed on a chair. Mum woke up and asked what I was doing. I said nothing and went back to sleep. I guess I wasn't fully awake but still remember the whole thing somehow.
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>>34338392
>Payed a short visit to relatives on their farm. Fucked two cows is cunts and asses. They even started to raise their tails when I approached them after.
What's cow poon feel like anon
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Are funko pops literally the most autistic thing one can collect?
I don't get why these stupid things are the rage. In my opinion they're really ugly looking. I can see the appeal if you want to get a few of your all-time favorite characters to decorate your desk or something, but there are neckbeards out there who have to have every single one of them, with entire rooms dedicated to their retarded looking toys. Still in their boxes, indexed and stacked so you can't even see them. As if these things will be worth anything in the future.
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These things are way fucking better. More detailed, better cartoony design, and made of solid metal so they make good paper weights. I still can't imagine having 2000 of them though.
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>>34338388
>Are funko pops literally the most autistic thing one can collect?
Possibly. To be fair though, there are things just as bad out there to collect.
I'm an offender myself. I collect those really shitty english dub hentai dvds and am wanting to get into taxidermy rats.
Autism is all in the eye of the beholder, senpai
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Yes.
I think they are mainly marketed toward the ""nerdyy xD"" demographic. They're perfect because their cheap as hell and in their mind it validates their nerdiness.
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Daily reminer that the NY Times itself says George Soros organized the fake protests.
http://nytlive.nytimes.com/womenintheworld/2017/01/20/billionaire-george-soros-has-ties-to-more-than-50-partners-of-the-womens-march-on-washington/
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>>34338353
Globalist scum.
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Preaching to the converted, Maybe post this on tumblr and reddit
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>>34338353
Dude probably just decided to see if he could be the one to successfully herd cats, found out a way to do it (let them whinge en masse) and organized that shit.
One big social experiment that succeeded in his eyes. What a guy.
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Why do robots like lolis so much?
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>>34338330
>you will never be a loli
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>>34338330
It's gives them a sense of escape from their disgustingly terrible lives.
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>>34338456
If I was a loli I'd find a pedobot bf to molest me, desu.
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Is it true?
Can women be robots too?
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>>34338279
In extremely rare outlier cases.
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>>34338279
Only when we fail at the easiest life possible.
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Only if they're physical appearance is hideous and unfixable.
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Is there a more NEET and true robot youtuber than Casketking00?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-0Xh3Ab0Q0&t=603s
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>>34338277
Hail casket king, senpai
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>>34338277
Yes, but not with as many subs as that.
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>>34338277
Didnt he started the famous breaded meme? He is a true visionary and genius of our time.
>mfw Chads in the old times were literally killing manlets to push them out of the gene pool
>now because there are laws, instead of attempting to fight alpha males they choose to close themselves between four walls and live in grief
How does it feel to know that even though we don't live in a times of primal survival anymore you still have no place on this earth and you are unwanted by everybody?
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>>34338256
100 lb lanklets need to leave
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>chad also fucked dwarf ass bitches so the gene pool never improved
What an idiot.
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some of the brightest minds in history were manlets
though i guess we would have obviously been better off if they had been killed at birth hmm yes
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Honest question: Is sex real?
I walk around and I see people living their lives doing innocuous stuff and generally not being particularly exciting, and yet i'm expected to believe that casual social interaction can somehow turn into getting naked with another person and repeatedly sticking your dick in their vagina until you bust your nut.
How the fuck does that transition work? It doesn't make any sense to me. It's too alien and its a leap of imagination that I can't wrap my head around.
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this feels like copy pasta
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sex doesn't exist, it's just a porn thing, no one has sex
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>>34338189
Yes, it's real. It's never happened to me with irl people so I also don't know how your go from hi to sex but it happens, you just need to be good looking to enjoy those privileges.
I have a question for transgender women, why do you think is cis women are jealous of you?i keep hearing this from transwomen.
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>>34338165
because we are more feminine than most "real" women
we actually put effort to be feminine
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Do trannies really believe this? Fuck their delusion knows no bounds.
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I don't think trans girls believe that.
I'm a cis girl, and I'm not jealous of trans women at all. In fact, I feel bad for them because most people don't see them as real women.
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My mom just told me to buy hookers 2017-01-22 05:52:42 Post No.34338101
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My mom just told me to buy hookers
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>Anon I never denied what you are saying is not true
>What I am saying is that not all men are tall white and pretty but they still get nice girls because some nice girls want more than a tall white pretty boy
>But of course yes there would be less of those that's why it takes time
>Also you keep referencing how you will just have to buy hookers
>I see nothing wrong with getting a few nice hookers to get some experience and have fun with
>Just use condoms
>If I were a guy knowing today what a woman would expect when it comes to sex I would not be dating at your age not having had sex several times first
>A man in his teens is cute and awkward cause he has no experience but so is the teenaged girl he is having sex with
>A woman in the age group you are looking at will be very experienced and expect you to be as well so why not go have some fun with a few nice looking hookers
>You can afford to pay for good ones
>If you get women to have sex with you through dating or you just shop for one online there is little to no difference
>More men would use hookers if they could afford it
>If I were a man I would certainly try at least one or two.
>It could be fun
>you have no one to answer to and you have nothing to live up to
>if it goes good or bad it does not matter you paid for it
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your mom sounds cool as hell man
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>>34338101
she's right you know
orginal pepper
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>>34338101
Tell your mom you've got it covered by raping awful or drunk women.
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Who else /dumbasarock/ here?
>can't even do middle school level math.
>still have to count on my fingers
>can't spell anything without the help of autocorrect or spellcheck
>have no knowledge of electronics at all.
>too stupid to learn rules when driving.
>always have to look up a walk through whenever there's a puzzle in a video game.
>don't know the order of all the months.
Being stupid is awful, I wish I could be like those super smart anons that are at University studying physics.
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>>34338096
My maths skills suck too anon. My primary school (junior school) was shit and didn't teach us shit like long multiplication+division and I never caught up. Even now though it feels like my brain doesn't have the capacity to do big calculations in my head and I have to write everything down constantly, if I try to think too much my brain hurts a lot. Meanwhile some people flew through education like it were nothing because they didn't get the brainlet gene.
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>>34338096
Dumb people are usually really friendly and genuine. Smart people are just narcissistic douchebag know-it-alls.
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>>34338096
>too stupid to learn rules when driving
I feel your pain OP. I can drive fine in an empty parking lot and I only know how to turn on the radio/AC.
I don't have a license because the thought of driving on a busy highway gives me a ton of anxiety, and I don't think I'd ever be able to memorize all of the rules without killing myself in a car accident first.
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What's with all the gay shit and race bait threads here? Why are they continually repeated on a daily basis? Who has no life to be doing this all the time?
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I have really good filters, so I only see meta threads like this.
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>>34338021
Welcome to the world, this will be your generation for this life try your best not to kill yourself.
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>>34338021
>tfw no black gf
>tfw no mixed gf
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That feel when you'll never be this in love. Did I just hurt you?
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>>34338008
He is such a homo
oregano
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>>34338008
Nope. Remember Brenden Fraser.
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Dating in the modern age is broken anyway and it's only going to get worse. There's no point to it at all.
Just focus doing you and hope those sexbots come along.
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I'm quitting 4chan, video games, and fapping.
Will you join me?
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>>34337949
Be sure to instantly replace it with lots of other activities, so you don't get bored. Also I advice dismantling your gaming pc and storing on the attic or something, so that going back would require some effort. Good luck anon!
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For me, the order of priority would be:
1. 4chan
2. fapping
3. vidya
I waste too much time on this stupid fucking site.
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>>34338064
Yeah, likewise. I think it's an actual addiction at this point.
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What is the best porn video you ever saw anon? I need new material if anyone would be so kind.
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https://xhamster.com/movies/558263/amateur_wife_big_facial.html
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>>34338233
She is not enjoying that...which makes it hotter, thanks anon.
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can't pick an all time fave but this one's definitely among my top 3
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=f7d8c1cfa0df51bfd43e&utm_source=PBWeb&utm_medium=PT&utm_campaign=PBWeb