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I work but my bills became unmanageable and even if I get taken to court for non-payment I have no savings, no equity, no assets, etc. should I just look into declaring bankruptcy?
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>>34339048

if you declare bankruptcy now, your current problems will look like a fucking scooby doo episode compared to the horror story you'll face in the future
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>>34339093
okay what should I do then other than ignore collection agencies and keep trying to make more money?

also my old roommate who left has some guys coming by my place looking for money because he paid last month's utilities and I can't pay him back for it. I'm not super worried about it because i'm rarely ever there and keep guns on me but it's still pretty shitty
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>>34339373

how much monies do you owe?

Let's just say I'm famous because of a famous parent (theoretically! I know many of you won't believe me so just think of this post as a brain teaser or something).

If one was famous, how would you go about using this to your advantage in online dating? Without seeming like a total brag-tard about it?

Here's a cute animu grill btw
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>>34339014
Barron is that you?
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>>34339038
Who?

I guess that's a no then
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>>34339014
You don't.

You grow a fucking personality, otherwise you'll be known as the person that got lucky from life without actually having redeemable quality.

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If a girl kisses me when I drop her off when shes drunk and tells me she wishes i can stay over, that means she likes me right?

I cant tell because ive had women make future plans for us together, fuck me, then leave me in the same day
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>>34338998
>when she's drunk

When are horny and uninhibited when they're drunk. There's no way to know if she likes you or just saw you as a walking dildo
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please respond

>>34339145
a fucking sober girl that i loved used me as a dildo and even told me she just used me.
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>>34338998
it means she wants to fuck. She may or may not like you when sober or in any way other than sexually. It just means that right now, she wants dick and you're there.

Accept or decline as per your preferences.

Ask a foreigner in Japan, who can't sleep due to jet lag, anything.
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>>34338982
have you been issued your loli yet
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>>34338982

are you sure its not the coffee and smokes keeping you up?

that coffee looks good, so do the cigs because im an ex-smoker.
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>>34338982
tell us about the toilets
are they really as magnificent as we have been told.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hujZqUdVGSg

If you were ever in doubt of what women think, this is the definite proof of how they view us.

>tfw 5,6 subhuman

>tfw have met 14-year olds taller than me
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Sorry, dude. Short guys are simply unattractive and look much less masculine, respectable, and intimidating (in a good way) than tall men. Short men hardly even look like actual men, to be honest. I just can't take them seriously.
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Have seen it before, god damn does it make me feel bad
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>>34338968
>5'6

My gf is that height, don't worry it's a perfectly acceptable height as a woman. You won't be able to date manlets of course but who wants to do that anyways lol

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Quick reminder jacking off causes erectile dysfunction so stop now before you end up in a pathetic situation in bed with a girl.
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>>34338869
But I don't want a roastie.
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>>34338869
>implying I even care about women anymore
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>i can't into moderation
>everything is in black or white
>do or don't at all

fuck retards like you, OP.

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Should I watch Naruto or One Piece? I already saw most other good anime like cowboy bebop, just looking for a fun long running adventure show now.
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>>34338777
hunter x hunter

spicy trips
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>>34338797
This. Do it for him.
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>>34338777
You can watch either, just don't try to be in it for the long run

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Watch this shit, you cant deny that these are some signs of a robot or a robot in making.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrjX1G6O7Lg
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>>34338741

He is the cutest little boy I have ever seen?
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>>34338757

Woops. Meant to put an exclamation point.
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>>34338741
Even if he does have autism why do you care so much?

He's only 10, leave him alone

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>milf aunt is sending sexual photos on snapchat again
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>>34338692
Liar.

Otherwise post pics
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Got proof faggot?
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>>34338692
>lying about stupid shit on 4Chan

Next greentext when she gave you a blowie while your uncle was asleep next to her

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Here's the thing

It always takes me hours to fall asleep, I just lie tossing and turning trying to relax but my mind is always racing, I feel tired but I'm not anxious, I don't get cold sweats or anything and I do eventually fall asleep but why does it take such a long time, I read that it should only take under 30 minutes.

What's wrong? I don't want to turn to drugs and don't tell me to meditate or any new age bullshit like reddit would.
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>>34338649
In the same boat anon. Either I can't fall asleep or I do fall asleep but sleep a very short time and always wake up in the middle of the night. Regardless, I always get 4-6 hours of sleep usually. I consider it an early start to my day though, so there is that. Doctor said that's probably why I have headaches so often but I dunno.
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Same here, OP.
You'll hate to hear it, but the fastest I've ever fallen asleep was the times I was super high. I think we're just fucked.
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>>34338675
I don't know either, I've been to a doctor as well and they just give me pills, I'm getting fucking tired of it.

Are you racist? if so why?
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I live around blacks
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>>34338639
>Are you racist?

Yes

>if so why?

I don't ignore statistics.
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>>34338695
What races or people don't you like? any bad experiences?

Serious discussion.

Do you think a woman could truly appreciate the artistic integrity of Evangelion? Or do you think a lot of shinjis struggles and complications would be lost on them?
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>>34338636
Sure, no women can emphatize with Shinji's inner struggles and his fate
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>>34338636

I tried to watch Evangelion twice during my current lifetime. I failed both time to go past episode 7. This is just boring. I don't see whatever people see in it.
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>>34338768
Around episode 7-12 is the slowest episodes in the show I think. If you can push past that than you will really see why it's great

The ending is super confusing too but the movie redeems everything

Tendies are good but don't fill you up.

Sardines were an r9k meme and I hope nobody fell for it because they are terrible in every aspect.

When will my fellow robots wake up and finally discover spam?

You can eat it right out of the can or cook it any way you like. You can add it to practically any dish and it will vastly improve it.

Plus, it's relatively cheap but I do warn you to buy the actual spam brand and not the store brands- they are often inferior
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>more unhealthy shit than a can of deenz with less protein
my little anon can't be this much of a fattiecuck
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>>34338501

Spam only has something like 6 ingredients. A can of disgusting 'dines probably has more.
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>>34338555
>'dines

DEENZ

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anyone else kind of torn at the fact that women use r9k? i mean its the main source of female interaction i get, but at the same time there ruining this fucking board. how do we get them gone for good?
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>>34338439
Move to Wizardchan.
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>>34338547
you people are no better than niggers, you take something somebody else made and claim it as your own, and btw i would never fuck a girl who uses r9k,
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>>34338620
You can't get rid of women once they entered a space. The only solution is to move to a new community and wait til the females find it, rinse and repeat. r9k has been tainted forever.

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who else /lovesdemhoes/

I'm from Amsterdam and a vivid visitor of the red light district. I've recently fucked my 56th prostitute, and have decided to make it a sport to fuck as many whores as possible. I've been visiting prostitutes for 7 years now, but really ramped up on the number in the last few years. Gonna see if I can reach 75 this year.

AMA about my experiences, about the red light district or share your experiences with prostitutes!
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Are these prostitures regularly tested
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>>34338450

Most of them are. And they generally also have clients wear protection. I only once have gotten one to blow me without a condom.
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Has anyone ever been? Or plan on visiting once?

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