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>I used to lurk this female forum long ago (based around fashion, cosmetics and celebrities)
>I thought maybe if I read and even communicated with them without them being creeped out by my appearance, I may understand them better and have some success with women in the future
>thread about penis size pops up
>one of the frequent, popular users tells a story:
>she was on erasmus (european university student exchange program), living with a male room mate
>she once saw his giant cock by mistake
>the following days he kept making jokes and double entendres about big cocks
>she ended up fucking him (although with some difficulty) because she couldn't stop thinking about his dick
>she loved it
>other girls intervene in the thread, saying how much better big penises are
It doesn't matter how you behave. What you achieve. At the end of the day, what matters is how you are born. Your height. Your shoulder width. Your face. Your cock.
You can change most of them: insoles, lifting , surgery. But your cock will never be truly pleasing, and there's nothing you can do about it.
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is that one of those clams?
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>>34340646
Must be tough to have a small dick. Maybe if you had some personality you'd be able to use it.
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>>34340646
Nice citroen.
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its so funny when you see a white girl that says she only dates black guys, or she is always talking shit on white guys, cause a white guy can just go and get a superior asian women.
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if you think asian women are so superior, then why do you care what white women do?
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>>34340614
>race baiting
This thread is shit and you should feel like shit for making it. You're probably a tiny dick Manlet who reads doujins, that's why white girls wont touch you.
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>>34341292
>why do you care what white women do?
not OP but only failed normie anons or /pol/ guys say it. If you are not nigger or pajeet, you are handsome by default in asian countries and can have 7/10 gf easily.
>t. yellow fever anon that has to live in western country because of his job
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Femanons, why haven't you shared your breasts with another girl yet?
>b-but I'm not a lesbian!
Its not about sex, its about bonding
Its tender and loving
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>>34340569
It's gross weirdo. Why is everyone here so weird!?
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>women with mother issues
is this a thing?
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>>34340569
Damn this is pretty hot is there a full version somehwere?
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So awkward making this thread edition.
>tfw ur fav game has the worst community in steam
>tfw eveyone asking wtf I add them
Maybe I wanna play games with you fag?
Not looking for anyone in particular, maybe people from EU to play Dota, RL maybe CS (pls no bully) with or anyone to talk to about life and shit...
http://steamcommunity.com/id/kuboooooo
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>>34340565
I wouldn't date tomoko in a trillion years, but I really want to get high right now. Sign me right up.
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>>34340591
>Sign me right up.
You are not a tomoko so n0
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>when you're trying to shitpost with people and leave for a minute and come back to see your (You)'s and the thread was pruned
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>Find my self in a stadium sized concrete cube, with a open top. (so I can see the sky)
>If you can imagine the school grounds from Kill La Kill, looks sort of like that
>Realise there's two door at the other side
>trek the distance and open one.
>The door takes me to an identical cube, but now there's doors everywhere
>Am given an old tattered journal, made of scraps.
>somehow just know that each door would take me to a slightly different cube
>starts to rain down HARD
>Told by -someone?- that I have to write in the journal why I studied Film and T.V/Music Technology if I want to move forward.
>Try, but the pages are getting soggy and the ink runs down. The waters up to my waist.
>The colour scheme changes to dull browns and dark greys. Like a late 90's/early 00's Nu Metal/Grunge music video
>While all this is happening, a cage suspended by a flying creature - to far away to make out properly - is exploding piece by piece and shards of the cage are shooting at me.
The only other character is some kind of flying hero challenging the creature.
I wake up after I realise the words I had tried to write have faded, nothing but marks from the pen top remain.
What do you make of that, and do you robots have any recurring or just weird dreams to share?
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>>34340472
I don't even remember the last time I had a dream of any kind. It's like I'm constantly on autopilot.
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>>34340492
I went through a phase like that.
But now they're back with a vengeance, it seems
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>>34340472
Sounds like you have some anxiety over your career choice that you aren't addressing, or feel like external factors are keeping you from really focusing on it.
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Let's be mean to each other.
Greentext how you spent your day and we'll tell you exactly why you're a piece of shit.
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>>34340466
>woke up at 2pm after doing an all nighter in a lab for pretty good extra pay
>protected the earth in xcom 2 for like 4-5 hours, ran some pretty good missions with no deaths and didnt save scum
>took a tiny nap and woke up to a sunday roast dinner which im now eating as i type.
chill day tbqh
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went to sleep at 6am, woke up at 6pm, browsed the internet until 6am again, about to go to sleep and repeat the cycle all over again
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>>34340466
your thread sucks and your picture sucks
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How's the job search coming along?
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>>34340396
Horrible. Just got fired for the first time. Had a really good job lined up for me there with a different team, but my supervisor blocked it.
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>>34340396
Fourth week coming up. Sent 60 mails got zero respons. Just kill me right away please.
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>>34340396
Still employed, grossed $56k for 2016.
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Thoughts on women's march r9k?
i thought this comment explained it well, the women are the priveledged ones in society
>You have every right that men have and more. The gender pay gap doesnt exist. It is in fact illegal to pay a man and a woman a different amount for the same work. You win in all divorce proceedings. You always get the kids. You have every right to abortion and birth control others simply dont want to pay for it. (I dont understand how that is a such a ridiculous request) Men give you free shit all the time and bend to your every whim because we are biologically programmed to. FMG is an unspeakable horror to the west yet the mutilation of little boys genitals is commonplace. You get off easier when you break the law. (that being said you do break the law far less often) Modern education is far more geared toward how girls learn than boys. Men love you, we cant help ourselves but love you. You have gone far past equality. Its time to stop complaining.
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>>34340395
How is this related to the womens march?
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i dont care what a bunch of whores do
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>>34340395
can you please just fuck off back to pol.
What do you think of this picture?
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>>34340361
offended at the insensitivity of the person who took it. They didnt blur out the people in the background.
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>>34340361
>Hiring a female to pretend she draws hentai
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>>34340391
Blurring asian faces doesn't even make sense, it's not like you can tell them apart.
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ask two girls who spoke to oscar and have been posting his info anything
she will be posting as serpent, the serpents are slithering.
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>>34340359
He understands Parseltongue desu.
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>>34340359
You guys want to post some proof with your timestamps? Would clear up a lot of comments related to
>implying females on this board
in the future. If you wanna do an AMA that people will care about, it's pretty important.
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>>34340453
hmm, maybe. He has no idea what I look like or even if he knows my real name or not, so I'm not sure whether I want to post something like that. but my name is already proof because it's from a private chat log involving oscar about me, and there's no way I could have that information unless I was legitimate. I'm the one who made the pastebin.
see screenshot, from her, that shows we aren't lying. proof is in my name.
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>my parents are making me get a job
IT'S NOT FAIR IT'S NOT FUCKING FAAAAAAAIIIIIIRRR I DON'T WANT TO BE A WAGEKEK I DON'T WANT A JOB I DON'T WANT A JOB I DON'T WANT A JOB IT'S NOT
FUCKING
FAAAAAAIIIIR
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Like you'd even get one if you tried
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>>34340316
It's not that bad. The hardest part is actually applying and interviewing. Once your in it just becomes more monotony. It's not like your life wasn't already monotonous, but now you'll have money.
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but if you get a job you can buy all the stuff you want
if you live withyour parents while u got the job atleast
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Virgin Scale:
Level Ages:
1 18-20: Calm down but stay alert.
2 20-22: Starting to see tail lights in race.
3. 22-25: INTERVENTION NEEDED
4. 25-27: Women do not see you now.
5. 27-30: Never to late to Gay yourself.
6 30 plus: Its pedophilia or the bullet.
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>>34340294
I will really don't give a fuck despite being level 5. Kill yourself.
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>tfw you reach the enlightenment of wizardhood.
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Level 1, at least I'm not level 0
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Last one died. Lets have a new one. Post voices faggots and foggotinas! I'll start with a proper Pepe anthem
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1v1nCtkE8ET
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>>34340256
I've been told I sound rather similar to this: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e2sdQ_o1oAA
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Laryngitis, don't bully
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I think I have an okay voice, but I never know what to say.
>tfw no jewish Hila gf
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>>34340240
start hanging out at holocaust museums
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>>34340290
They are full of white guilt sjws.
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>>34340240
>sounds like a man
>terribly shaped face
>fish jaw
>big nose
>eys too big
>greasy looking face
shes so fucking autistic it's mind numbing how many guys seem to like her
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The "Bee Yourself Meme" actually makes sense theoretically but in practice will lead to massive failure for robots
The logic goes:
>If you dont alter you're persona and doubleguess what you say you will attract people who truly like you
Decide to give it a try:
>Be clumsy, air-headed, social retard
>"Dont be ashamed of yourself Anon" meme
>Act like myself
>Never lie about my shorcomings
>People quickly realise how much of a failure i am
>Never make jokes because it might hurt people's feelings
>Become an unfunny failure
>People say your really nice but people begin to avoid you as because they realize you are a failure
>Still waiting on that "real friends will come" part
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yeah
if you're great at faking charisma, charm, intelligence etc so be it
as long as it's an act you can keep up or maintain for short periods of non-intrusive socialising who cares
vince staples made a beautiful statement about 'fake' and 'real' people on his over/under (meaning what topics he believes are overrated and underrated) for p4k
watch it through and you'll like it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Kgz1WGiXDc
loooove vince. love this video.
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>>34340213
Corrected image my man
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>>34340213
>people who truly like you
The people who truly like you are most likely similar to you in many things. Those people are probably on /r9k/ right now with no irl friends