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at what age did you lose your virginity?

origami

>>34341276
At 25

>>34341227
How much did you pay? Was her feminine penis limp or hard and did she cummies up in ya boipussy

>>34341197
>What do you do?

Cum in his mustache, stab him in the head.

>>34341197
I will fight you stupid fascists

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Throw the commie out of a helicopter

>>34341132
My email is [email protected] if you wanna talk while you're tripping

>>34341175
i have a feeling this isn't your email, but im gonna go to the beer store to get some emergency downers just incase i get too hyped up on the shrooms

>>34341281
It is tbqh, hmu bb

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>>34341106
Fuck off, OP.
orego

>>34341592
UMAD WAGEKEK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!???!??
UMAD???????

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>>34341106
This is accompanied by tick-tock.

I fucking hate my dog. I wish he'd never been born.

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Yep, dogs truly are man's best friend.

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>>34341085
>pup is 13 yo

I fear the day lads

I don't know what I will do

>>34341070
also
>inb4 this irony of this thread
Yes I know I am whining.

>>34341070
What's the point of hiding threads, I've never understood it? Do you fags actually get so triggered you have to modify the website so it makes you more comfortable? That's tumblr tier autism.

>>34341138
once youve browsed this shithole long enough, you realize threads are just clones of each other and it gets annoying after a while

im not as strict as OP though

>>34340970
Veganism is stupid and unhealthy
Whoops looks like I violated your safe space, maybe you should return to reddit.

>>34340970
Do you consider swallowing cum a violation of being vegan? Why are most of the traps vegans anyway?

>>34340970
Well you are acting like a faggot so might as well post ya boipussy M8

>>34340946
>[insert anything here] is for normies anyways

Is that seriously every robots excuse for being a lazy piece of shit and not doing anything with their lives?

I had a learners permit but didn't complete the number of hours required and haven't had an opportunity to learn since then.

Don't tell me you autists are actually allowed to drive...

>>34340922
Fuck your managers boipucci

>>34340922
yet they still won't hire me

>>34340922
They can't make you do shit. If they ask you to come in on your day off, just say no.

What are they gonna do? Fire you? Then they'll have no-one working there.

>>34340877
Unironically confidence and social skills.

If you're average to somewhat above average in the looks department but you're a self-doubting sperg you'll get nowhere.

>tfw you know who that is
Guess I'm a hardcore ledditor now

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G. g h jhy1

nope. you're just fucking disgusting. clean your fucking ass

>>34340873
I wash my ass everytime I poop, so it's always clean.

>>34340873
Get the toilet paper a bit wet and wipe like hell Anon.

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>>34340815
>tfw this board used to be a comfy place for genuine robots

>>34340815
>tfw no black gf
>tfw no muslim gf

>>34340815
>having the drive to kill yourself
fucking normalfags

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Insult her stupid face, but still touch her ass while replacing her face with some other good pornstar.

>>34340802

Knock her the fuck out because she only fucks with black guys.

And she has a jew nose.

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>>34340802
do something like pic related

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I always get drunk and fuck up... revealing my shittiness. I always have their attention for 3 months, then they get to know what's underneath and drop me. Sigh

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>>34340708
>revealing anything to women other than your dick

>>34340708
It's important to not be an emotional black hole around women. Showing signs of deep emotion will make their pussys drier than the Sahara my friend.
Lesson learned

>>34340699
Nearly everyone's started at some point, but it takes a lot of willpower to quit entirely if you're a horny bastard like me. I haven't jacked it to porn in weeks, but I still get the urge to search up some twink or GILF getting raped sometimes. Even though I don't jerk off while looking at porn anymore, occasionally I'll take a quick glance at /y/. Still working on quitting entirely and just using my imagination.

>>34341631
How did you mostly stop? I want to do the same (more but it's something).

>>34340699
Yeah just stop looking at it.
Delete it all, don't look for it.

I'll admit I did go through a transitory phase where I jerked off to naughty stories. That probably helped.

Nice dubs.