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>Alphas and betas do not exist hurrrrr
>hurrr we are not wolves hurrrrrrrrrrrrr
Does anyone here actually think this? I notice that leftists especially think that alpha and beta is not real, and it's only about wolf packs.
But, if there is a dominant male in an area, women will flock to him. He is the 'alpha male' because he gets the women and rules over the other men. The other men are 'beta' because they are not totally useless, but they still serve the alpha in some way. They share the women among themselves and get the leftovers the alphas discard.
Tell me why you think alpha and beta don't exist.
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>>34344948
because the guy who made up the alpha/beta dichotomy in relation to wolves later said that wolf packs were based more on family units and were not explained based on some alpha male beta male type of situation, which means it has even less to do with humans
the truth is everyone can be an "alpha" or "beta" or whatever at certain times and certain situations
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>>34345039
>the truth is everyone can be an "alpha" or "beta" or whatever at certain times and certain situations
obviously it's about the context. you can be the alpha who beats the kids from your class but you still get beaten by the alpha dude from older classes that rule your school.
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>>34344948
>Does anyone here actually think this?
Right here. Social hierarchies in humans are much more complex, mostly because we aren't dumb fucking animals. Although given the quality of posts you see around these parts, you'd be forgiven for thinking otherwise.
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Alright fags, you are finally granted the sweet release of death. After breathing your last breath you awaken to find yourself being transported to hell, Dante's version of hell specifically.
Which circle of hell are you sent to? Optional: which circle of hell will most normies end up in?
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>>34344940
Rolling for hell Place
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>>34344940
roll
if it wasn't roll i'd probably be lust, too horny for my own good
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>>34345011
Sounds bretty comfy desu
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Uselessness of politics and philosophy
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Anybody else here starting to get fed up with all political ideologies and different philosophic schools?
When I was 13 I got into the edgy atheist phase, when I was 14, I discovered 4chan and mostly browsed /g/, and by the time I was 15 I had discovered /pol/ and started getting heavily involved in rightwing, white nationalist, traditionalist catholic stuff. This went on for years, but I slowly became disillusioned with Catholicism, and fell away from /pol/ stuff afterwards, half also because of me realizing the retardation of the board(it's full of teens from reddit and ifunny). I stopped caring about Donald Trump stuff, and briefly flirted with /leftypol/ commie stuff, but got disillusioned with that stuff too. During the end of my /pol/ phase and the start of my leftypol phase I began reading /lit/ books, which consisted of almost entirely of philosophy and philosophical novels. Now, I have slowly become bored with philosophy even. I feel like I have wasted the past three years of my life since discovering /pol/ and /lit/, and don't really have any passions or big skills. I am just getting back into /g/ stuff, but I feel like I would have been much happier(and have gotten a lot more shit done) if I just didn't get into politics at all and continued my programming and linux hobbies. It wasn't a complete waste of time, as all the reading kept my SAT scores high without having to study, but I didn't create anything, I didn't develop a useful hobby. I just participated in Internet shitflinging for the past 3 years(5 if you count my atheist+ years). Anyways.
TLDR
Get a useful hobby, politics and other philosophy are a waste of time that could be spent creating cool and useful shit, or masturbating to hentai, meaning literally doing anything else is probably more productive than studying radical philosophies/political ideologies.
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>>34345231
reported for forcing originality
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You are a philistine.
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Don't think I forgot, what's for dinner robits (1/22)
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>>34344859
No chinese takeaway today?
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>plastic plates
are you literally 12?
congrats on polluting the planet you fuck stain
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>>34345813
No, it was raining so I didn't want to have to walk in the rain
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You come into sisters room and see this, what do you as a bot do?But do you come into your sister?
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>>34344846
walk out and pretend it never happened
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>>34344846
>Oh, she's asleep, guess I'll talk to her later.
This happens pretty often, my sister has a shit sleeping schedule and gets hot while sleeping, always ends up naked by the time she wakes up.
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>>34344846
Take a picture and post on /r9k/ asking what other robots would do.
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How the fuck do normies have multiple jobs? I can't even get one. It's fucking unfair they keep stealing all the jobs for themselves.
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Nepotism.Orignallo.
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>>34344845
Have you applied to anything? Or do you mean that no one is coming to your door and dragging you out of bed and bathing you and putting clothes on you and insisting you take this special job made just for you despite the fact that you're resisting and saying how you "just wanna play vidya" but they say no, you're the only one for the job, now come out of the house, anon, I know the sun is bright and hurts your eyes, but it's time to work. Because that's different.
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>>34345256
Normies have it so easy
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Why are virtual reality porn dicks always so big?
It really ruins the immersion.
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The real question is why my tongue isn't in all those asses
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>muh immersionfags
You are autistic.
You don't need to constantly identify with a character or constantly be immersed in something 100% for it to be good or enjoyable.
I fap to porn with dicks of any size, can play games regardless of who or what the protagonist is, watch anime regardless of the MC's gender. This is because I am a normal >normal human being without crippling autism who needs everything to reflect himself at all times.
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Those are some fat asssses
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>apply for a big law firm after graduation
>so do a lot of others, including a girl from my uni class
>a week before the interview start going over laws, cases, anything they could possibly ask
>go to the interview
>one man, three women
>only one woman is being nice
>the rest, especially the male in the suit are being very harsh and cynical
>the fucking guy starts asking me math questions, apparently cause I graduated from math high school 5 years ago
>the whole interview is in English (not local language)
>still goes pretty well, was prepared, could speak English more fluently than them (worked as a translator) and got pretty lucky with math questions
>still afraid they didn't like me
>get a call a week later, got employed anyway
>hear the classmate girl also got employed
>apparently we're the only ones
>don't believe how she got through cause thought she was really dumb
>talk to her, exchange interview stories
>tells me her story
>"omg, all of them were sooo extra nicee..."
>"wellll, they didn't ask me anythingg from the subjectsss, just asked how emotionallyy smart I wasss..."
>mfw
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>>34344729
The guy viewed you as sexual competition for the women, and the other women besides the nice one were not sexually attracted to you so they wanted you to literally die.
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>>34344800
Nice analysis. What does it have to do with my profession and work though this is retarded
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>>34344729
Is this a UK or US law firm?
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What is it about cuckoldry that makes it such a compelling fetish?
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It's fresh mudaaaaa fucccka
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No idea. I just watch it though I could never actually go through with it
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this is low even for /r9k/
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>New video by Lemon Molotov
>Fucking amazing, love this channel
>Try sending it to my brother on Normiebook messenger
>The app slows down, and I tap the wrong profile
>I send it to my boss instead
>My POLISH/JEWISH boss
What am I in for? Is there any hope for my wagecuck job now? What do I say to her?
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Can't you delete the message?
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>>34344624
>Have your boss on normiebook
There's your FIRST mistake.
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>>34344624
just play it off like 'omg dude, i showed it to you because i was disgusted that these things are allowed on the intrenetz'
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So what does /r9k/ think about this cunt?
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>>34344600
She can't fucking cyber bully me. I'd take her on and kick her fucking ass. Fuck off.
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I think nothing will happen to her and NBC will pretend like she never did anything and move on.
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>>34344600
She's pretty cute
I'd love to kiss her where she poops
Just like I do to my 5'9" Qt GF before I stick my 5" dick in her (I'm 5'7"
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>be youngster
>watching pic related with family
>step-father says "hahaha this is totally anon"
>after all those years he was actually right
I JUST GOT FUCKING CURSED IT'S NOT FAIR
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>>34344510
That's me I even look like that faggot
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>>34344510
desu it's pretty dumb to say shit like that to a kid 13 or younger.
When I was like 7 or 8 my stepdad would get me bikini calendars and talk to me about tits. Looking back it was a really awkward time.
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>>34344628
I've always wondered if my dad could've helped my robotness by showing me tits and making me a man. Instead both my parents acted like grills were illegal and turned me into a perma virg who wants to kill himself every day
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>job interview
>get there, have to wait for a few minutes
>finally it's my turn
>go in there, it's the boss only by himself
>he's an old sturdy man with much life experience and devotion to his work
>*have the job interview with him, but am too anxious to impress him*
>"well Mr. Anon your qualification seemed good, but I'm sorry to say that I don't think that you will fit in our team"
>"I'm sorry, b-but why, is there really n-nothing, I will try my best to fit in, I-I promise"
>"Mr. Anon, you see teamwork is very important for us and I value your motivation, but I see no future for you at my company. It's not your fault, it's just that your personality won't match well with your coworkers."
>"Please boss I beg you. I-I need this job and the money."
>*Fall onto my knees*
>Please, I-I even let you use t-this, every day. Please give me a chance."
>*strip pants down and turn my ass into the boss's direction*
>"Very well, if you offer me this then I can't possibly decline."
>*Boss starts to carefully massage my butt*
>*I feel his saliva dropping on my anus. He massages my asshole. Suddenly I feel something hot tickling my hole. It's entering my butt slowly. Then it's thrusting against my prostate. A sudden shower of pleasure is going through my whole body. A sensation I never felt before fills my whole body.*
>*Boss keeps thrusting*
>"aaaah ... aaaaahhhnng ... sooo goood ... booosss ... aaaahhh ... I loooovee you diiiick ... pound me harder ...
>*the next moment I feel something hot rushing out of his big manly cock. My whole butt heats up and my mind goes blank.*
>"Aaaaaaaaahhhnnng ..."
>"Hehehe ... well Mr. Anon I congratulate you. I hope you can start working as soon as possible"
>*pats my head while saying that*
>Yes ... Boss.
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>>34344393
Good story could've been a little more elaborated upon and you have a few grammatical errors but it wasn't bad.
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>>34344393
4/10 story. would've been better if he used you then fired you and told you you could be his lil bitchboii for $$ and then he fucked you for a week and refused to pay.
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>>34344725
thanks, just some jerking off fantasy of mine
>>34344936
yeah, you have a point. My idea was maybe to add some after story where the protagonist gets shared with other company bosses for deals or something similar.
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>tfw can't tell whether I'm depressed or just bored
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Its most likely both.
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>>34344318
Which came first
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Either way do some exercise.
It's not even a meme.
Running helps me with depression more than anything else.
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=t1RUFWsadgY
What are you bots listening to?
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aye, you have good taste b
babygirl 'liyah <3 soulection, you'll enjoy.
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https://soundcloud.com/noirsound/pag
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>>34344228
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smocFwf5O9g
OP to a dorama called Minna Esper Dayo, which is literally /r9k/: the show