Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 1078. page

>>38965057
Do you beleive in Christianity because you truly 100% think what they say is true or because it is a nice thing to imagine is true and so you try to believe it?

>>38965057
Do you know that you're wasting your time?

Do you believe in an afterlife or at least heaven and hell

Who is this guffy looking spic?

Can I get the quick rundown on this gollum?

>>38965035
I WILL DRINK 38 YEAR OLD SCOTCH COST 1700 DOLLAR VERY EXPENSIVE I DRINK IT ALL

>>38964933
b-but not cleaning it is so much more convenient!!! I didn't want to enjoy sex and masturbation without lube anyway!!

>>38964933
Jewish mind tricks

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What is it anon, you don't like our oral suction circumcision tradition?

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>>38964887
don feel bed

-b-but Blink is DEADDD! whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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>>38964887
>I woke up it was 7
>I waited till 11 just to figure out that no one would call

>I think I've got a lot of friends but I don't hear from them
>What's another night all alone

>>38964827
Find a job or graduate high school

Killing yourself will ensure you never visit us again, now fuck off

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>lol why don't you fags just stop having problems
>why don't you just be yourself, bro

>>38964810
goddamn this is the best one yet

But Madoka Magica is easily the #1 most loved anime by traps and trannies

traitorous swine

>>38964810
these threads are the bright spot in my day, thanks rapping Tomoko

Good, no one really likes being bothered while flying, especially women that get bothered all the time.

>>38964731
Don't say hi to girls retard, 90% of the time she's just gonna think you're a creep and try to virginshame you.

Happens every time.

You either wait for her to start or do zippo

>>38964754
I had a girl sitting next to metrying to start conversation with me once, but after realizing how much of an autismo I am she told I might want to return to reading my magazine.

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>>38964538
>r9k will deny this guy is right

keep coping fags

>just beeee confident
Thanks buddy I'm alpha now.

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Every single thread on this board is just another version of the same goddamn topic.

I want you to just take one moment to drink in and appreciate the irony of r9k - the board that was originally conceived to be a factory for original content became the least original, most cancerous, faggot-filled place on the entire internet. Ain't that some shit. I bet Moot is rolling around in his grave over this one.

>>38964536
Half chink abomination here. I'm usually confused with a spic or sand nigger. When people ask which ethnicity I am I wish I could say "other" like I write on forms.

>>38964611
Being half asian is fucking tough m8

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>>38964536
At least you have an Asian father
Imagine being the result of a White father/Asian mother
I got royally FUCKED

>>38964484
What did the toucan say to you?

>>38964601
I don't remember but we really got along until some hunters came to take him away and I had to fight them off.

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I dreamt I was shitposting on r9k about being a virgin.
no gf

Guys, i guess I'm...
livin the dream?

Is that pic related to your post?

>>38964464
Nah, just a random pic I took

>>38964438
What the hell? What do you do that these girls could want to watch?

he is fat

>>38964423
He is pedo

>>38964582
fuck off reviewbrah

joey is literally /our guy/

Because even average girls won't settle for me

>>38964331
I would settle if she wasn't fucking crazy

>>38964331
>implying an average girl would settle for me

Enjoy your diabetic coma, friend.

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>>38964300
Don't forget to brush your teeth!

>his mom finally poisoned him to put him out of his misery
rest in piece OP, rest in piece

>implying i even get an office

>>38964277
If you are lucky.

Try working in a shitty retail store or hospitality. Full of bitchy normalfags and the work is something I dont even care about.

>>38964277
lol many people literally wish for this