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2017-01-23 02:08:26 Post No.34348811
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:08:26 Post No. 34348811 [Report] [View this topic]

>he's wearing a headset in public

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:09:53 Post No.34348841
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>>34348811
Is this actually a redpill? I feel like earphones rape my ear Ya'know

Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:11:45 Post No.34348887
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>>34348841
>he's got sensitive ears

Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:13:48 Post No.34348932
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>>34348887
Is that bad too?
Omg im a sucker then...

Anonymous
2017-01-23 02:08:21 Post No.34348809
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:08:21 Post No. 34348809 [Report] [View this topic]

>want to play Resident Evil 7
>too much of a pussy to play it alone
>my mom will get grossed out by it if I ask her to sit in my room with me while I play
>no friends

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:12:58 Post No.34348921
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>>34348809
ill hop on discord with you during the entirety of the game, if you deposit 10 quid into my PayPal so I can buy the game for myself. we can play through it 'together'

Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:14:49 Post No.34348954
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>>34348809
stop being a pussy, you pussy ass pussy pussy.

Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:15:55 Post No.34348979
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:15:55 Post No.34348979 [Report]

You're lucky OP. Your phobia saved you from playing a really shitty game

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:08:08 Post No. 34348803 [Report] [View this topic]

Remember to stop falling for female cosplay.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PP1pmL-fNPQ

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:09:23 Post No.34348824
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T-REX ARM HAVING

Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:10:11 Post No.34348851
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:10:11 Post No.34348851 [Report]

ILL BE THAT MONKEY

Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:12:42 Post No.34348910
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:12:42 Post No.34348910 [Report]

The black man speaks truthfully.

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:06:22 Post No. 34348764 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw you unironically like vaporwave

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:20:00 Post No.34349057
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>>34348764
Why not? What's supposed to be so bad about it, anonnon?

Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:22:02 Post No.34349090
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>>34349057
I think he fell for the "you cant like vaporwave if you're [x]" meme

Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:27:16 Post No.34349209
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imo some of it is actually really good anon

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2017-01-23 02:05:22 Post No.34348744
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:05:22 Post No. 34348744 [Report] [View this topic]

Why can't more girls wear knee high socks? Yoga pants fucking suck.

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:06:22 Post No.34348765
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>>34348744
I know I'm gay and I think knee highs are just more aesthetically pleasing.

Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:07:12 Post No.34348781
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:07:12 Post No.34348781 [Report]

because the west associates them with whores

Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:07:25 Post No.34348786
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>>34348744
knee highs are actually a trend at my school its very aesthetic

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2017-01-23 02:02:54 Post No.34348690
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:02:54 Post No. 34348690 [Report] [View this topic]

Can I grow up? After 18

I'm 18 and 2 months and I am 5'3

Also I broke one legs very badly and was in a wheelchair for 1 year 6 months

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:04:25 Post No.34348721
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:04:25 Post No.34348721 [Report]

Not really. You could wear stilts tho.

Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:04:29 Post No.34348723
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>>34348690
Lost cause anon, the maximum you can grow to is MAYBE 5'4

Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:05:02 Post No.34348738
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:05:02 Post No.34348738 [Report]

Growth spurts after 18 are pretty rare but possible. Doubtful though.

An anecdote I have is that I knew a guy who was 5'7 at 18 and when I saw him again at 24 he was easily a foot taller

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2017-01-23 02:01:34 Post No.34348656
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:01:34 Post No. 34348656 [Report] [View this topic]

White-faced cat wrestles BBC

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:06:28 Post No.34348768
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>>34348656
|LETS TAKE A LOOK UNDER THE HOODl

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>>34348656
I'm pretty sure this is one guy making all these cat in the hat threads. You're doing good anon, these are the best laughs I've had in a while.

Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:17:10 Post No.34349000
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>>34348656
How about "white pussy wrestles BBC"

Retard, at least meme correctly

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2017-01-23 02:01:22 Post No.34348651
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:01:22 Post No. 34348651 [Report] [View this topic]

Me and my girlfriend have been having so much sex that I'm having lower back pain, do any of you have experience with this? Do you know of any sex positions that are less damaging on the lower back so I can rest it for the next few days?

I don't know if I can manage to have this much sex coming up. She does go on top and everything, but when she does I'm still so desperate for the pussy that I keep thrusting up and it still hurts

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:02:26 Post No.34348675
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take a pill

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>have so much sex that its hurting you
GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEE
this is not a place for normals
fuck you for makign me feel alone

Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:09:03 Post No.34348820
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FUCKING

NORMIE

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GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT

RIGHT

FUCKING

NOW

Anonymous
2017-01-23 02:00:31 Post No.34348642
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:00:31 Post No. 34348642 [Report] [View this topic]

>3am, cold, lonely
>tfw still no scandinavian bf
var ar du? jag saknar dig.

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who summons me

Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:03:04 Post No.34348693
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>>34348642
>>tfw still no scandinavian bf
post skype bby

Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:03:55 Post No.34348711
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>svensk
lmao ikke rart ingen vil ha deg

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2017-01-23 01:58:57 Post No.34348601
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 01:58:57 Post No. 34348601 [Report] [View this topic]

>need to do thing
>don't want to do thing
>need to do thing
>don't do thing
How the fuck does anyone defy this? I've been struggling to bring myself to do all the stuff I should for years now and have made no progress. If anything I've gotten worse...

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:05:38 Post No.34348751
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>>34348601
Eventually you'll age to the point where Thing is more entertaining than procrastination, because procrastinate is all you've ever fucking done.

Your life won't be in great shape, for obvious reasons, but it will happen sooner or later.

Best you don't commit to anything important before then.

Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:09:41 Post No.34348833
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:09:41 Post No.34348833 [Report]

Don't do the things you need to do, only the things you want to do. Who fucking cares anyway, it's your life.

Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:10:53 Post No.34348870
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If you take amphetamine things do themselves. It makes me feel bad so I only take it once or twice a week buts it's like I take it and then everything happens. If you take days off and make sure to clean up your diet the side effects aren't so bad. Protein shakes and a multivitamin with high zinc and magnesium will set you up, maybe some vitamin D if you just have money to spend.

Its easy to get too. Just tell your doctor the symptoms. It's like $60 a month and I don't even have insurance. If your doctor is chill you can go in for the monthly checkup every 3 or 4 months. He knows im not junking or selling it but that it does help me. Wellbutrin also helps but it has to be taken every day.

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2017-01-23 01:58:18 Post No.34348591
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 01:58:18 Post No. 34348591 [Report] [View this topic]

guys i think my radiators gonna blow up, it keeps making weird sounds

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:34:55 Post No.34349370
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If I were you I'd sit as close to it as possible and hope I die in the explosion desu

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:44:14 Post No.34349552 [Report]

Youre car radiator?

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>>34348591
If its somehow releasing carbon monoxide then you are one lucky person

Anon i'll see you on the other side.

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2017-01-23 01:58:02 Post No.34348586
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 01:58:02 Post No. 34348586 [Report] [View this topic]

Are american too much scared of germs, bacterias and stuff? I just saw a video of an old Italian cheesemaker and all the Americans complained about a fly walking on the cheese. Who cares?

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:00:09 Post No.34348633
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>>34348586
>Who cares?

I do.

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>>34348633

Why?

You have been muted for 8 seconds, because your comment was not original.

Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:02:12 Post No.34348670
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I hope somebody makes a spurdo comic of this
~~fug :DDDD~~

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/cripplingdepression/ general SkeletonJW (ID: !!9gZVFc6RHX+) 2017-01-23 01:57:40 Post No. 34348581 [Report] [View this topic]

Not a great day for me, how are you all doing?

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 01:59:35 Post No.34348615
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 01:59:35 Post No.34348615 [Report]

pretty shitty honestly

I've just been drinking too much and thinking about the rest of my life. I need a change somewhere and I don't know how to do it. I don't know what I want I just know I don't want what I have

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