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2017-01-23 03:04:48 Post No.34349968
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 03:04:48 Post No. 34349968 [Report] [View this topic]

I finally got a girlfriend. I haven't been on r9k in months. Problem is, getting a girlfriend doesn't change anything.

I'm still addicted to the thought of being cucked by a black man with a huge penis.And my girlfriend isn't interested in sex anymore with me so my self-esteem has never been lower. I'm worse than when I started. Having a girlfriend is a total mindfuck, I'm starting to understand MGTOW.

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 03:06:50 Post No.34350025
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>>34349968
this post lol. Hope getting that off your chest makes you feel better

Anonymous 2017-01-23 03:07:33 Post No.34350043
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>>34349968
>I'm still addicted to the thought of being cucked by a black man with a huge penis.
stopped reading there

Anonymous 2017-01-23 03:57:04 Post No.34351224
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>>34349968
Just convince your gf to fuck a black guy and to let you watch from the corner. Fuck it you're already in this deep might as well go through with it. And you got a gf, that's like the hardest part

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Eyes 2017-01-23 03:04:10 Post No.34349955
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Eyes Anonymous 2017-01-23 03:04:10 Post No. 34349955 [Report] [View this topic]

What the fuck is up with them?
I don't smoke weed, have quite a nutritional diet. Exercise regularly and get 6--7 hours sleep per night.
My only vices are moderate rollups and take a drink but only at weekends.
I am a worrier though not a Chad.
Any tips to get rid of black circles?
Cheers.

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 03:22:30 Post No.34350433
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 03:22:30 Post No.34350433 [Report]

arent you too old for this page

Anonymous 2017-01-23 03:24:15 Post No.34350484
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 03:24:15 Post No.34350484 [Report]

>>34350433
That will be you in some years. What? Did you think it ends someday??

Anonymous 2017-01-23 03:31:39 Post No.34350651
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 03:31:39 Post No.34350651 [Report]

6-7 hours isn't enough friend. Try for 9

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BLUE BOARD WHEN??????????? 2017-01-23 03:03:06 Post No.34349936
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BLUE BOARD WHEN??????????? Anonymous 2017-01-23 03:03:06 Post No. 34349936 [Report] [View this topic]

BLUE BOARD WHEN??????????

I CANT FUCKING STAND ALL THIS TRAPPOSTING FAGGOTRY

ITS BEING SPAMMED NONSTOP AND NOTHING IS BEING DONE ABOUT IT

GET ALL THESE FUCKING FAGS SHOWING THEIR COCKS AND ALL PORN FOR THAT MATTER OFF THIS BOARD AND
BAKE THIS BOARD SAFE FOR WORK

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 03:05:00 Post No.34349976
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 03:05:00 Post No.34349976 [Report]

It used to be a board for feels, but there are no feels today except gay ones. Absolutely disgusting desu

Anonymous 2017-01-23 03:06:46 Post No.34350024
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 03:06:46 Post No.34350024 [Report]

>>34349936

My question is where to we migrate to. We need a boards solely for feels and greentext stories just like this board was originally intended for.

Now it's like you said, overrun by faggots and spammers.

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Anon trapposting means that robots are finally getting free from the vagina slavery it's something to celebrate, for a beta there are two fates, fap to trap or become that sweet beta orbiter and watch your oneitis being gang banged by hundreds of chads.

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Sister is dating a nigger 2017-01-23 03:02:18 Post No.34349920
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Sister is dating a nigger Anonymous 2017-01-23 03:02:18 Post No. 34349920 [Report] [View this topic]

He always hangs out at our house and eats my fucking twinkies. Getting sick of this.

How do i break it off between them?

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 03:03:02 Post No.34349934
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>>34349920
give him ur twinkie

Anonymous 2017-01-23 03:03:27 Post No.34349943
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 03:03:27 Post No.34349943 [Report]

hey it could be worse you could be me and your sister be a complete coalburner, and have 4 black kids most of them from different black guys

Anonymous 2017-01-23 03:03:49 Post No.34349948
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>>34349920
Nothing you can do. Tyrone needs to eat so he can have the energy to satisfy your sister. Just accept it and get ready for some cute little nieces and nephews like I did.

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2017-01-23 02:56:36 Post No.34349809
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:56:36 Post No. 34349809 [Report] [View this topic]

Is he, dare I be so bold, /our guy/?

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:58:11 Post No.34349851
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madness?
[shouting]
THIS
IS
LIBRARY

Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:59:53 Post No.34349875
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:59:53 Post No.34349875 [Report]

>>34349809
what a legend

origami

Anonymous 2017-01-23 03:00:04 Post No.34349881
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 03:00:04 Post No.34349881 [Report]

Its a limited amount of time before the mods catch on that these threads are actually /pol/ spam.

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2017-01-23 02:55:38 Post No.34349792
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:55:38 Post No. 34349792 [Report] [View this topic]

Would you suck a girl's cock? Be honest now.

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:57:11 Post No.34349826
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:57:11 Post No.34349826 [Report]

How do I approach a girl (male)?

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I cant wait for Mike Pence to turn you into a vegetable

Anonymous 2017-01-23 03:03:37 Post No.34349944
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 03:03:37 Post No.34349944 [Report]

Okay, the trannyposting has gotten out of hand now.

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When was the last time you did something you truly regret? 2017-01-23 02:52:06 Post No.34349711
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When was the last time you did something you truly regret? Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:52:06 Post No. 34349711 [Report] [View this topic]

>14 year old nephew gets a new phone
>I text him about the new Fire Emblem game because he loves Fire Emblem
>he tells me that he's not allowed to play Fire Emblem anymore
>without thinking (and it didn't help that i had a few drinks that night) I express my disagreement in the fact that that his parents won't let him play that game anymore
>Then I tell him continue to listen to his parents
>but then ruin that by saying if his parents saw that message, i would be a in a lot of trouble

Well turns out that his parents monitor all his text messages and I was just completely blasted by his mother.

I apologized and begged for forgiveness, but I can't remember the last time I felt so guilty about something. This doesn't change the fact that I feel like they're way too fucking overprotective (he's not even allowed to play Zelda because it's "satanic"), but I never should have said what I said and I destroyed my relationship with them.

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 03:09:29 Post No.34350099
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I know this thread is gonnna die with no replies. I just have so much anxiety right now. I thought I was over doing dumb shit that causes this much regret. I thought I grew out of that. What the fuck is wrong with me?

Anonymous 2017-01-23 03:10:21 Post No.34350113
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 03:10:21 Post No.34350113 [Report]

>banned from playing Nintendo games

Who gives a flying fuck about what they think they sound like shitty parents anyways. Push your faggot nephew into telling them to fuck off and save him before it's too late. Guaranteed he'll become a regular on this board in the future if you let him keep being whipped.

Anonymous 2017-01-23 03:10:22 Post No.34350115
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>>34350099
>I know this thread is gonnna die with no replies

/r9k/ isn't the same anymore

Anonymous
2017-01-23 02:50:53 Post No.34349686
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:50:53 Post No. 34349686 [Report] [View this topic]

>be me
>college student
>get loaded w homework because wtf engineering
>spend all weekend doing it in my dorm
>minimum social contact for the last few days
>the most I've spoken is when I'm paying for meals
>mfw right next door for the entire weekend I can hear my chad neighbor fucking his girlfriend
Is there even a light at the end of the tunnel?

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:52:13 Post No.34349715
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>>34349686
>Is there even a light at the end of the tunnel?

no

Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:53:13 Post No.34349744
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>>34349715
B-b-but anon in a few years I'll be making a steady living with which I can buy myself things I like....

Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:55:00 Post No.34349776
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:55:00 Post No.34349776 [Report]

>>34349686
>engineering
not for your social life anon.

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2017-01-23 02:46:15 Post No.34349595
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:46:15 Post No. 34349595 [Report] [View this topic]

Libtards eternally BTFO by Mike Myers in a cat suit

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:50:22 Post No.34349673
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>>34349595

He's making fun of the white people who are afraid to say black because of what their pedophile ancestors and founding fathers did to enslaved black children. Also making fun of the white people who hate non-whites so much they have to attach a foreign sounding word in front of American.

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>>34349673
Unironically hang yourself anon

Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:52:44 Post No.34349731
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>>34349701

please do not rape any more black children, you pedo

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2017-01-23 02:38:09 Post No.34349433
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:38:09 Post No. 34349433 [Report] [View this topic]

its entirely your fault if you havent you become chad yet?

If youre taller than the average woman (5ft6) above a 5/10 and have at least an ounce of personality you shouldnt have problems getting women

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:39:12 Post No.34349448
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>women want men who are 5'7

You're forgetting that women want to be able to wear heels and STILL be shorter than their Chad bfs

Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:42:22 Post No.34349518
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>>34349433
chad is a form that only few ascend to

Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:53:49 Post No.34349753
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>>34349448
have you ever actually met awoman in real life 99% they arent wearing heals

even if they are 5'2 woman+4-5" heals=5'6-5'7

the manlet meme doesnt apply in real life

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:33:34 Post No. 34349343 [Report] [View this topic]

Do you guys in the US go to diners a lot? I dream about going to a diner and eating a huge plate of pancakes with syrup and a big cup of coffee.

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:34:33 Post No.34349364
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>>34349343
Yes, especially on Sundays. Diners are great.

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>>34349343
Why do you dream about it?

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:35:01 Post No.34349374 [Report]

We're fat as fuck and lazy as hell and diners make high fat food for us, what do you think.

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:29:45 Post No. 34349273 [Report] [View this topic]

hey robots. I've switched from shitposting to videomaking. How'd I do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkWc9A_Y128

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:32:05 Post No.34349318
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:32:05 Post No.34349318 [Report]

You need to be 18 or older to post on this site m8

Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:37:31 Post No.34349423
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>>34349318
i used a lil boy robot voice

Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:44:38 Post No.34349562
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>>34349273
it was butifle tbqh fampai

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:27:50 Post No. 34349224 [Report] [View this topic]

Do you hate smug women?

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:55:35 Post No.34349790
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:55:35 Post No.34349790 [Report]

I hate everyone equally. But yes, yes i do pretty much hate anyone smug. Women doubly so. Triple for smug women.

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>>34349224
If I see this blacked whore one more fucking time I am going to make an autistic screech so loud the whole fucking city will hear me

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>>34349821

Originallo commentto

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:27:42 Post No. 34349221 [Report] [View this topic]

is it possible to move out on like $3,000 or less? i have no job/skills but i need to get the fuck out ASAP. long story short, my grandpa is really abusive and I don't want to deal with it anymore.

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:34:57 Post No.34349373
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:34:57 Post No.34349373 [Report]

Yes, If you have the skills to find a job within two months

Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:45:59 Post No.34349588
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:45:59 Post No.34349588 [Report]

>>34349221
I have around $3500 in the bank. Bumping this thread for more info.

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>>34349221

You can last a lot longer than 2 months on 3k if you find someone to rent a room from. Depending on where you are or where you are willing to go (get a ticket to a uni town or the outskirts of a big city). Find someone to rent with online. You could last 4 - 6 months on $3k if you share a place with others.