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Video Game romances 2017-01-23 03:56:34 Post No.34351212
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Video Game romances Anonymous 2017-01-23 03:56:34 Post No. 34351212 [Report] [View this topic]

What kind of characters do you tend to go for in video game romances? I mean visual novels based on dating usually have the same character archetypes. Who have you romanced in video games?

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 04:17:35 Post No.34351652
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I usually try to romance every character in a game just to experience it but I've fallen hard for Curie from Fo4.

She's just so innocent and her romantic lines are incredibly emotional. Not to mention her french accent makes me want wish she were my wife IRL

How do I find her in 3d? S-she's out there somewhere. R-right guys?

Anonymous 2017-01-23 04:34:10 Post No.34351932
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>>34351652
Human or Robo Curie?

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>MFW there will never be a sequel to Dragon Age Origins
>MFW will never have a Morrigan tsundere romance IRL

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 03:56:15 Post No. 34351207 [Report] [View this topic]

>massive underachiever
>fucking hate seeing other members of my family aside from my mother and uncle because of that
>every time they come over I never go down to see them
>niece is also a massive overachiever, the opposite of me and has this 5'9 bf meanwhile I'm a 5'7 manlet still

I fucking hate this feel, I never want to see them, I never even knew them that well just fuck off

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 03:57:36 Post No.34351240
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 03:57:36 Post No.34351240 [Report]

yea my cousin is sort of an overachiever. he's not a dick about it, nice kid, but i get the sense he looks down on me but just doesn't say anything.

Anonymous 2017-01-23 03:58:26 Post No.34351269
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>>34351207
>mantels will literally make all their problems about height

when will you ever learn

Anonymous 2017-01-23 04:38:02 Post No.34352005
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 04:38:02 Post No.34352005 [Report]

Anon, I literally took my time off the amusement I get from 4 chan to answer you, so listen.

FUCK YOUR FAMILY, FUCK OUR FRIENDS.
They don't matter, never will, the only thing in this God damn universe that will matter is you.
Stop thinking about others and think about you.
I don't know what country you currently live, but move if necessary, start anew. It's your god-damn life and you've only got one, so don't fucking waste it looking for sympathy.
ACT YOU FAGGOT.

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 03:48:22 Post No. 34351031 [Report] [View this topic]

>you lived to see 4chan become infested with moralfags

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 03:49:15 Post No.34351046
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>>34351031
Are you upset, anon?
Does morality scare you?

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>>34351031
Isn't that some shit? People trying to get rid of trap threads people defending women liek wtf happened to this place

Anonymous 2017-01-23 03:50:17 Post No.34351070
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>>34351031
you also lived to see 4chan meme a person into the white house

the world will end soon

Anonymous
Bard Thread Part 2:Electric Boogaloo 2017-01-23 03:46:26 Post No.34350995
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Bard Thread Part 2:Electric Boogaloo Anonymous 2017-01-23 03:46:26 Post No. 34350995 [Report] [View this topic]

Bard bro is back from the grave motherfuckers.

>you fasten the HTC vive around your skull
>chad pumps until her guts are full

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>while you discard socks full of cum
>she begs and moans until he's done

>clickity clack go the keys
>your crush sucks him off on her kness

>strands of white fill her hair
>you spilled tendies everywhere

Anonymous 2017-01-23 03:57:29 Post No.34351237
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 03:57:29 Post No.34351237 [Report]

>doesn't sing but claims he's a bard
>uses slant rhymes like a fucking retard
What is this garbage?

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>>34350995
Thyx op probably not original.

Anonymous
General Feels 2017-01-23 03:46:01 Post No.34350984
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General Feels Anonymous 2017-01-23 03:46:01 Post No. 34350984 [Report] [View this topic]

>mom died a year ago
>dad is 60+
>realize he is going to die within 15 years
>start sobbing at the thought of his death (inb4 stop crying faggot)
>tfw most of our time was spent butting heads

Anyways, what feels have you felt recently robots?

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 03:54:14 Post No.34351159
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 03:54:14 Post No.34351159 [Report]

This fucking scene always makes me cry.

Anonymous 2017-01-23 03:58:40 Post No.34351272
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 03:58:40 Post No.34351272 [Report]

I lost my father recently and my mother when I was younger.

I wish I could tell you something comforting, but the truth is that life gets a shade duller when you lose your parents and it never gets better.

Realize you're going to lose the only people that will ever love you unconditionally.

The best thing to do is give him your respect and spend as much time with him as you can.

I wish I had spent more time outdoors with my father instead of on the computer shitposting on a weeb forum

Anonymous 2017-01-23 04:17:30 Post No.34351648
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>Be a forward person
>Left behind this charismatic "XD" circle jerky type of personality because I'm not 14 anymore
>Everyone just calls you autistic now for trying to converse with people in chat rooms with grammatically correct sentences and punctuation with some spelling errors.
>They always think you are angry or upset when you state something stupid or pointless
>No one really wants to have conversations and to discuss different varying opinions of things and trying to display each others arguments in a civilized non personal attacking method.
>It's always interpreted as you being angry and getting defensive and unless you participate in the cringy circlejerks of ego boosting and role play shitposting you will never fit in.

Maybe one day I'll find a group of people to talk to where we just talk about shit and it doesn't turn into a circlejerk. Circlejerk normies are the worst, they contribute nothing to conversation but these normies will also be the ones with these high brow demands of quality while producing low quality garbage that is awful to read to anyone on the outside of the circlejerk.

Hol horse
How do you robots do it 2017-01-23 03:44:03 Post No.34350938
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How do you robots do it Hol horse 2017-01-23 03:44:03 Post No. 34350938 [Report] [View this topic]

It's been eating away at me more and more lately but how do I deal with the bitter loneliness

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 03:46:54 Post No.34351003
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>>34350938
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=t1RUFWsadgY

I just listen to stuff my ears like. I persevere with whatever my life gives me. Until one day it's all okay or I can't take it anymore. And over course 4chinz helps.

Anonymous 2017-01-23 03:47:44 Post No.34351015
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>>34350938
well if your a normie then your a "social animal" who needs constent human interaction to stay sane, same applies to failed normies.

Robots are just content with themselves.

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>>34350938
>hol horse
Heh... ora ora my dude

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 03:38:20 Post No. 34350800 [Report] [View this topic]

If someone gets trips in this thread I will ask a girl to get sushi with me next Friday

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 03:41:25 Post No.34350870
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 03:41:25 Post No.34350870 [Report]

oh shit I got dubs
bumpi

Anonymous 2017-01-23 03:41:48 Post No.34350884
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 03:41:48 Post No.34350884 [Report]

But you are going to do it regardless.

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>>34350800
Good luck op
Originallllllljg

Anonymous
Why is being a writer the most cucked job? 2017-01-23 03:37:36 Post No.34350780
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Why is being a writer the most cucked job? Anonymous 2017-01-23 03:37:36 Post No. 34350780 [Report] [View this topic]

>Need to study business and entrepreneurship.

So basically what you're telling me, is that there's such an over saturation of writers that you need to be an expert salesman in order to sell my writing?

AND, you need to be well versed in culture, philosophy, and god knows what else.

AND on top of all of that bullshit, you're still barely making 40k if you're LUCKY. Most of the time you probably won't get paid shit, and you'll have to shill your writing absolutely everywhere for the rest of your natural born life.

Holy jiminy fucksticks on Christmas Batman.

Sign me the fuck up. But no seriously, who in their right mind would ever want to become a writer in todays market?

I can't even imagine a more cucked profession than writing.

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 03:39:59 Post No.34350836
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 03:39:59 Post No.34350836 [Report]

you forgot that unless you're a woman, you probably won't get a novel published

Anonymous 2017-01-23 03:43:05 Post No.34350911
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 03:43:05 Post No.34350911 [Report]

i think trying to be a musician and make a livable wage is just as cucked as trying to be a writer. everyone just gets lost in a sea of shit that's on the internet

Anonymous 2017-01-23 03:54:50 Post No.34351172
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 03:54:50 Post No.34351172 [Report]

I'm guessing most writers write because they enjoy writing, and if a book deal comes along they'll take it, but it's not something they plan for.

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 03:36:42 Post No. 34350763 [Report] [View this topic]

wagies, you are going to be late for work because this smug NEET is in your way.

wot do?

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>>34350763
>implying I would show up on time anyway

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>implying I'm not also on a bike

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im a neet but even i hate people who ride their bikes on the road

fucking move

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When Boards Died 2017-01-23 03:33:17 Post No.34350679
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When Boards Died Anonymous 2017-01-23 03:33:17 Post No. 34350679 [Report] [View this topic]

/b/-2009
/r9k/-2014
/lit/-2016
/tv/-2012
/a/- 2007
/s4s/-2015
/sp/- 2013
/x/- 2010

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 03:34:06 Post No.34350703
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>>34350679
Anon you actually have that spot on. Or the boards I frequent I mean

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 03:35:48 Post No.34350741 [Report]

/k/ will always remain a magical place

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>>34350679
/pol/ -> 2015

After /pol/ harbor it's been nothing but edgy stormfags and /b/tards

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TRIPS 2017-01-23 03:32:21 Post No.34350661
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TRIPS Anonymous 2017-01-23 03:32:21 Post No. 34350661 [Report] [View this topic]

I got trips for my first my dudes.
I feel happy.
What I'm suppose to do now?

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 03:33:19 Post No.34350680
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 03:33:19 Post No.34350680 [Report]

Get the fuck out of here newfag

Fucking baka

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>>34350661
Congrats, fellow anon!

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>>34350661
>unironically using edge

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 03:23:21 Post No. 34350461 [Report] [View this topic]

How does /r9k/ feel about pic related? I think he is the greatest man in America right now.

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 03:27:56 Post No.34350571
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>>34350461
Me too he is very interesting, glad they got rid of the lgbt rights page.

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>>34350461
no different from any other politician.
marginally better than Trump tho

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 03:29:08 Post No.34350597 [Report]

One of the most shocking vice presidents we've ever had

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 03:22:42 Post No. 34350437 [Report] [View this topic]

Anon, why do you care about the past so much? Everyone makes mistakes

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 03:24:38 Post No.34350496
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 03:24:38 Post No.34350496 [Report]

in my family, one mistake meant eternal shame

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 03:26:14 Post No.34350535 [Report]

I ruined my entire social life with one mistake I'll never forget it and I'll always be sad about it even 3 years later.

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>>34350535
Tell me your story, anon. What did you do?

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 03:20:55 Post No. 34350397 [Report] [View this topic]

Is the Air Force a meme?

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 03:22:57 Post No.34350448
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 03:22:57 Post No.34350448 [Report]

>flying is just falling to the ground at a slower rate

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 03:22:57 Post No.34350449 [Report]

Yes. Don't join the military unless you have nothing better going on in your life and it's the only option you have other than NEET.

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>>34350449
why do you say this?

ogiddd

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 03:18:16 Post No. 34350315 [Report] [View this topic]

jesus /r9k/ how do i find a hot redpill woman?

seems like every hot/semi smart girl is a crazy fem, and the hot ones who don't care about that shit are too dumb.

not like any of the girls on okcupid are going to date me anyway

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 03:19:01 Post No.34350330
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>redpill gf

I'm guessing you want an atheist alt-right femcuck?

I couldn't imagine a worse hell.

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Ohmigod Shoe is so hot

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>>34350315
crazy fem meaning crazy feminist. shit

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