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Every hour or so just take a look at your hand and count the amount of fingers, for some reason, in dreams you tend to have an excessive amount of fingers.
Keep doing it for a few weeks and eventually you will start doing it subconsciously, when you finally check your hand in a dream you will realize you are asleep and become lucid

There are faster ways but they can lead to sleep paralysis which is pretty horrifying

>>34351727
Both of my hands or just one hand?

>>34351727
Expanding on this, the finger thing is called a reality check, it is done to see if you are conscious
There are several other types such as pushing your finger into your palm (in a dream your finger will likely go through your palm), reading something (it is nearly impossible to read in a dream), or holding your breath (in a dream you will still be able to breathe)
Keep doing it even if it does not work, it will work eventually

tulpas aren't real, don't fall for the meme

>>34351633
Yes, do it asap. Best decision I have ever made.

>>34351633
Don't do it anon. Mine eats all my food and doesn't flush the toilet. Not worth it just for cuddles every once in a while.

bump faggots
this is orignal fuck you

who are these slant eye dumb sluts

>>34351944
fuck you bitch
oRIGINAL BOYSSSS

>>34351578
I think this board is beyond repair now.

>>34351578
>never done anal

fucking baby boomer

>>34351578
there's no way that isn't shopped

>>34351563
as a lifetime robot who is just now realizing that they are /handsome/, feelsgoodman

>almost have gf
>my time here is coming to an end

>>34351563
>Ivy
that's a cute name desu

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>female co-worker is actively trying to get me to fuck her friend
>keep making up excuses because I know I won't be able to deal the deal

no chins either

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qt thread you say??

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That's not a qt with that stupid expression.

They make noises the don't make anywhere else, they say things they don't say anywhere else. It's a mystery to try and figure out what someone is like while in the state. You wonder what the choir teacher is like when she gets fucked by her husband later that night.

That pic is from some NTR shit isn't it

>>34352457

wellllllllllllll no shit, this used to be a private thing between two people

then it became three...
...then seven...
...then twenty

and then people stopped caring and in some cases the lines between normal and sex mode became blurred

You sound butthurt, OP.

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>>34351463
Anon, please go faster. I'm about to cum.

>>34351463
I'll slow down when I'm finished, meanwhile you just have to take it like a good girl

>>34351428
I have a loving gf but no friends whatsoever. What am I?

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>>34351492
a normie who needs to get out

reasons
>in love with the vaginal jew
>have the social skills to maintain a relationship

the fact that you believe in ranks tells me you're not even close to being a robot.

way back when, robotdom was just feeling a little off, working 3rd shift at 7-11 or feeding seagulls at 5am, not exactly comprehending how people form relationships despite reading psychology books and that dale carnegie book. now, it's a powerlevel thing, like being a robot is an accomplishment, when it's really a dysfunction that you try to remedy or just accept.

t. cyborg by your arbitrary standards

Act more asian and less bitchy you retarded cunt.
Bam. problem solved.
Now gtfo roastie.

Koreans are thais are the only attractive Asians desu

>>34351363
Want to know how I know TAP means "tight asian pussy"?
I'm a guy.
Want to know how I know you intended TAP to mean "tight asian pussy"?
You're a guy.

>>34351344
Being right

I'm autismoly good at pokemon and smash bros. Oh and card games.

i am autistically good at BURNING BRIDGES

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Yup, tried it for 6 months with zero success. Deleted my account a few days ago.

i don't understand what your picture is supposed to represent... probably something negative? but it's not like she comes off as entitled or unrealistic - she's honest about being fat and for all we know honest about her personality and just mentioning a few things she'd value in a partner

>>34351340
There's an easy way to check if something is total cancer
Does it:
>Involve women
>Involve men trying to impress women
>Involve normalfags

If you answered yes to any of the above, you've got cancer there fella

Do you have her name? I've never seen her before.

>>34351494
rose aka randytaylor69

>>34351553
she has a benis right?

What boards are you shitposting on? r9k is 1 of the more advanced level boards for acquiring (You)s

>>34351274
You need to post trap threads to get alot of (You)s on r9k it works really well though you should try it sometime

>>34351274
Just post from the heart man.

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some of the jokes are a bit unfunny/immature and seem a bit forced. However, there were occasionally some moments that could be funny. Overall I wouldn't post my own youtube channel on this website but whatever. You have some potential. You do seem a bit young though. Just keep making videos. THe more you make, the more you will improve.

>>34351315
oh and also I forgot to add-
I looked at some other of your videos and find that you speak in that particular voice. Idk if it's your real voice but speaking in a lisp for comedic effect isn't funny unless your're like 15 and you still find fart jokes funny.

>>34351232
You're very good looking desu senpai

As for the video itself. It made me cringe really hard