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How do you expect the next 5 years of your life to progress?

Consider things like school/careers, friendships, gfs/relationships, hobbies/skills, 4chan browsing frequency, exercise/body, travel, life happiness level, suicide, etc.
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>career
i must be a graduated movie director and already working on my first film, also at least starting to record music profesionally, being well know for my comics , publish at least 5 books i already wrote and starting to upload videos for a YouTube chanel to gain fame and maybe do some stand up

>relantionships
i just wanna have sex, with qt girls, there is a girl i may found in college when we both start but she may go to another college(and of course, she may choose Chad) but i don't care about gfs honestly, and friends well i have one already, it would be cool not being a loser and have people to do stuff

>hobbies and skills
i have a lot of work here, i need to learn a shit ton more about cinema, singing, guitar playing, acting, writting. also i have a huge list of movies, music, books, animes and vidyas and commited to finish by next year

>healthy habits
im getting some of them when i move out, i will have the control of my time, my food and habits in general also i will have reason to be healthy unlike now

>happines
yes, all of that, my life could be huge, but all of that can go to hell if i don't move out this year and im not getting good signals, so if i don't i will hero by december
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>>34352107
>Poor
>Bald
>Probably fat
>No friends
>Employed but without money (broken economy in my country, what great time to be alive)
>and of course, depressed

Life is so good, when you live in Alaska, away from all this shit
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I get older.
I get (You)s.
My cat will probably have health issues.

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how do i decide on a car to buy?

i just started my first job which i hope is full time. thing is i want to save most my checks so by 10 months or so from now i can have thousands saved up to buy a car in cash.

i know buying a new car and model is not feasible it'll take more then a year to save up for one of them i refuse to do monthly payments i just want to buy the fucker in cash and be done with it. my problem is how to know i'm not being ripped off on car i don't trust used car dealers for some reason.

secondly what cars are cool looking i don't even know i look up 'dodge cars' or 'toyata cars' and none of them really seem cool.

also i guess say what car you ahve if you have one so i can google some info on it.
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>>34352069

You know you really can't go wrong with a Honda Civic or Honda Accord. They are known to be some of the most reliable cars and are inexpensive to fix
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>>34352069
Also congrats on getting your first job that's a noteworthy achievement. Takes courage
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you know there's an entire board dedicated to cars and shit don't you, dumbass?
>>>/o/

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Tell me what to draw. Concept art attached appreciated.

>night before class starts edition
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this
Idjeb
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how long does it take to draw a birb mang?
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draw le monke

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Off to bed with you wagie!
You have work tomorrow and you want to get your full eight hours don't you?
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>>34352050
haven't worked in close to 5 years.
being poor sucks, but i certainly don't miss high school educated single mothers bossing me around.
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This is going to be a comfy monday for the NEETs
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i really love these threads

i'm in school so i have to wake up pretty early a few days a week but i always get a kek

used to be a wagie and this meme is 100% accurate

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Tonight I found out a girl who wanted to fuck me is wayy too young. It's legal, but still, I have morals.

Now I feel like shit cuz I'm a virgin and she's the only girl to ever want me like that. I forced myself to stop talking to her. maybe in a few years.

I'm going to go take a shower, I wanna be comfy tonight though so I'm starting this thread. I don't know if /r9k/ does comfys anymore though.
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>>34352027
I'm proud you have such strong principals. Too bad you didn't get your dick wet but it's not a huge deal.
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Fag

I sincerely hope you never, ever get laid in your life and regret your shitty decision forever
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>>34352027

If you don't mind me asking, what are your ages anon?

Would any of these girls be considered hot?
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>>34352003
no, never and I hope a car crash claims them all
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>>34352003
I would consider all four of them attractive but the only gf material ones are far right and far left
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>>34352003
left seems like a down to earth cute girl
2nd on left seems like the slut of the group but second most attractive
3rd on the left is not that attractive but probably has a nice personality
4th on left is just ugly

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Do apples release sexual pheromones?
I get an erection whenever I'm in the vicinity of macintosh apples.
Is this normal?
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are they big macintosh apples?
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>>34352014
Yeah.They are big apples.
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>>34352042
For you

And a punch of original content.

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I'm a pioneer, I'm an explorer
I'm a human, and I'm coming!
I'm animated, I'm alive, my heart's big!
It's got hot blood, going through it fast.
..I like to fight too!
I like to eat! I like to have children!
..I'm here! I've got a life force!
This is a human, this is what we look like!
This is what we act like! This what everybody was like before us.
This is what I am, I'm a throwback. I'm here!
I've got the fire of human liberty! I'm setting fires everywhere!
And humans are turning on everywhere!
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>>34351926
WE'RE BREAKING THE CONDITIONING

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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You'll NEVER defeat the human spirit! You'll NEVER defeat God!
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>>34351926
YOU WILL DIIEE NOT US!!

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Why is it so hard to get a gf, im 5'9" and at least a 6 or 7/10 and have had multiple girls hit on me but i guess im too autistic. Please help me be less autistic.
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>6 or 7
80/20 rule
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>>34351908
>/soc/
have fun there bucko
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>>34351908
>5'9"

You know that makes you a manlet right? Women don't like manlets.

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i just deleted my facebook
not going to answer my phone for days either except for my mum

good decision or nah?
are you even on facebook? i don't know why the fuck i've been on there for so long.
i have no friends and just argue with strangers about politics. waste of time.

picunrelated
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deleting facebook is always a good decision
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>>34351855
I have but I check it every few days
Havent updated profile picture in 2 years
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>>34351855
Kikebook makes me phisically sick. Intro trash it where it belongs. Well done anon

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>had a dream I had lifelong friends and one of my female friends was cool with me cuddling up against her
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i can't remember. i just daydream about cuddling girls before i go to sleep and that makes me happy for a little bit
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>>34351821
I don't know like 3 days ago I had an energy drink so early morning while walking around somewhere. I guess I was in a good mood.
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>>34351821
Yeah, I really can't remember. It's been a long time. I haven't really thought about it.

I don't know why this board hates traps so much. Pretty much my whole life I've wanted a trap gf. Thanks Bridget.
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>>34351820
we hate traps because annoying cunts like you can't stop talking about them
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>>34352404
/thread

now get the fuck out of my board you fag
>>>>/lgbt/
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>>34351820
>this board
not this board anon. just one janitor and our /pol/friend guests.

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vocaroo thread because why not.
im working on my voice because i want it to be more feminine, heres a sample; http://vocaroo.com/i/s1c5FWAOM5NW its super awful and i only did it on request dont judge. another faggot requested the same thing but he google translated it so it came out as "what are we doing with big brother?" but it was neat cuz it was like a tongue twister almost http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qwa1eRhJ3t
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GROSS
NEXT
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>>34351885
but did you sage me?
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>>34351885
https://clyp.it/1q4oa2tp

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GEORGIA BOTS GET IN HERE

>No racist edition
>Pls moot let us have this
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first for north ga
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>>34351663
BUMP THAT SHIT UP SENFAM CMON
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LET'S DO THIS ATLANTA

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Hi robots,

I met a boy who I really like and would like your opinion on how to take sexy pictures to please him. It would help greatly if you could give advice on what to wear, angles to use, lighting/no lighting, what to show and what to hide etc. for maximum viewing pleasure.

An attachment of your fav sexy pic would also work. I would greatly appreciate it!

Pic unrelated
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send a picture of your slit throat
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>>34351647
Show us the pictures you are taking and we will give you advice on how to take them better.
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>>34351647
>how could I possibly take a picture a male will enjoy?
Tits.
Butt.

You fucking moron

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