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>>34353229
Original doggggggg post

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>>34353229
More originak doggggg post

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>>34353229
Vaby beab head

Just normie things.

I'm on the team and if they're a winner I'm a winner. This is who I am and if you're on another team you are a direct challenge to who I am. A victory for your team, and by extension you, invalidates who I am. So you are my enemy.

For normies it's not autism if "everybody" does it.

>>34353186
Because those people aren't alone. If you're the only person who knows anything about the sport (like your videogames), people are gonna be weirded out.

>>34353186
Because men are anxious, energetic creatures living in a world where confrontation of any kind is being discouraged.

Why do you think so many nu-males play vidya so much? We want to compete with others and prove we're better then others at something.

Sports are popular because we play them as kids, compete with them in our teenage years, and likely watch them as adults. The nostalgia, the connection to where you live and the people in your area... it's the foundation for society itself. Without collective value we have no relative vale.

>>34353178
Continue, girls like that piss me off.

>>34353489
theres not much to add to this

turned out she was fired from her job working for some sales company

she seemed pretty wealthy, and she just got out of a long term marriage and was newly divorced

she invited me over to her home and she had a lot of PS4 and xbox one games

her house was kinda tidy but noticed lots of alcoholic bottles laying around

then we started talking and watching netflix and crap

I am 33 and I divorced my wife Heidi S. Miller the porno actress .... some deep throater for 40k. Best decision ever.
>She wanted to vote for Clinton.

Stay hydrated, get fresh air, set alrams if you think you'll conk out.

>>34353174
sorry op but im not a boy

Thats how you reset your sleep schedule. Stay up

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>>34353299
there's another comfy thread

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>>34353299
Here you go buddy I find this one very cozy

>>34353142
42 now leave

origaigigigigig

>>34353142
48 brotttttow

>>34353142
48
original comment
what how is that not original

>>34353077
Just started listening
Is it normal for my eyes to start to water

>>34353077
Is this John Singer

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>>34353168
No, it's Stacy

not smoking or killing yourself

>>34353061

I have no idea, mine shoots the fuck up and I have no self control so I just keep smoking regardless. I try to just space out my bowls if I can.

>>34353061
Tolerance breaks you fucking mongoloid. What goes up must ALWAYS come down. If you try and go against that you'll just make the inevitable crash even harsher.

At this point, I've pretty much given up. My oneitis sort of implied that she might give me a shot if we hung out, but I was waiting for the right opportunity to ask, and now I think she's ghosting me. I feel like she's the only chance I have at maybe fixing myself and becoming happy again, but I think deep down I know it'll never work. It would be kind of long distance, and I know I'd do something to blow it.

>>34353014
Do like me.

You self-improve to the point where the girls who want you are undesirable but not so much and you stick with them and pretend to not be in eternal unending pain as you remember that the woman of your dreams will never love you.

>>34353088
I'm not even sure how to handle a situation like this

>>34353111
I've been contemplating this, the girls who want me are not bad by conventional standards... but it's not like they are someone I really get along with and WANT to date

Is a practice gf a good idea? Would it help attract better mates?

>>34352993
Meh sounds lame

You'll probably just have to pay a fine

My friends got arrested for fake IDs and underage intoxication And that's all they had to do

>>34353057
It is. Hope you're right. What a fucking country

I just turned 21 yesterday and don't have to worry about that retarded shit anymore, thank God

stick a finger in your butthole and smell it and just imagine it's slightly more...girly

It smells like somebody farted at a crab boil

If she just showered it doesn't smell or taste like anything.
If it's been a few hours since showering it will smell faintly of ass until it mixes with saliva then doesn't smell. Also doesn't have a taste.

I have never rimmed a girl that didn't shower in at most a couple hours.

>>34352939
it's about being loud and having safe opinions that you share with others.

>>34352939
>I know guys that are built heavy, good looking, etc. but lack the social skills to go out and get girls
wrong

>>34352978
This is true I know its a normie meme but its genuine
Having charisma and personality can net you girls easier than just being attractive.
Women are emotional not logical make her feel wanted and comfortable and she'll like you
Obviously way easier if you're attractive.

>>34352928
That's it, fuckin bitch just solves shitty puzzles? She could have put all that brainpower toward something useful.

>>34352928
The Monty Hall problem is a jewish conspiracy and she shills it hard

dont honestly care, same as everything

wish i was dead

>>34352889
End yourself slut

>Panic! At the Disco
You must be over 18 years old to post here

>>>/soc/
Troll or slut idgaf
Get the fuck outta r9k

>>34352775
>Has a girl ever had a crush on you?
3 in my lifetime. All before graduating high school.
>If so, describe her.
All three of them ended up getting pregnant by a chad they fucked after realizing I'm an autist.

>>34352775
TELL ME HER SNAPCHAT RIGHT NOW

R I G H T N O W

>>34352775
I seem to attract spergy black girls. The first one was fucking insane and ugly and basically started stalking me. The second one is ok, kinda cute but super awkward and seems to expect me to carry her through every stage of social interaction/courtship, which I'm just not thirsty enough to do even though I haven't gotten laid in like a year. This one girl also met me for like 2 minutes and immediately got a crush on me. She's a literal model so she's pretty but extremely skinny and kind of has that ayylmao face. And she has bf, so whatever.