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No one, probably.

A joke about dead people voting for Hillary would be too obvious here.

>>34353845
Future elections are going to be nuts. There will be more celebrities trying to get into the White House for sure.

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Hello? Hello? Is this the (You) dispensary? Anyone there?

>>34354823
Sorry for the wait. Please accept this complementary (you).

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>>34354859
I'm sorry but there seems to be a problem with my complimentary (You).

Please refer to attached picture.

>>34353733
Then do the old switcheroo trick

>>34353733
Change your eating habits, your chemicals are all wacko eat veggies and less fatty foods.

>>34353733
Fuck this thread its supah lame!.
Sad

>>34353700
because they are forcing you to think and use your brains

>>34353700
I guess you would be the one exception

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Superiority complex
>tfw chemical physics master race

Should've used protection.

>>34353698
Sounds like you should terminate your relationship with her.

>>34353698
Fuck dude, no one deserves that

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so sticking your penis in a hole suddenly inspired you to do things people have been doing for centuries?

>>34353641
I quit this place for more than 6 months and none of this applies to me.
Fuck off cocoon mode normie.

>>34353641

I quit for a year and I still can't get a single reply on POF/OKC.

Quitting /r9k/ isn't gonna make me stop being ugly/short/ethnic.

It just makes me even more lonely.

Be our hero, go full Elliot Rodger

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Take a note from this guy, he wrote a book about a guy like you. Kind of autobiographical. We're expecting the sequel.

And don't bring your cousin to pick up girls moron

>>34353688
>>34353715

Unlike elliot my parents arent jewish/chink.

Why the fuck would I be an elliot 2.0. I have pretty stacked academic achievements.

yep sure did when i was like fucking 12

>>34353619
Where did you get that pic OP? I swear I took that with a flip phone ages ago.

>>34353619
Only got that game for the chao garden

10/10 /comfy/ as fuck

>>34353563
>they actually said anus in a Backstreet Boys video

Man, you still post this? I wish I had as much free time as you.

>>34354535
>implying I'm not an investment banker in Hong Kong shitposting from my mobile

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>>34353493
Esperanto is extremely useful.

Korean seems pleasant. Hangul is stupid simple for an asian language. Not sure on grammar, but pronunciation doesnt seem bad.

I'm not sure about the use you'd get out of knowing korean, though.

>>34353611
Mi nur uzas ghin por kolerigi homojn sur eksbaukso, char ili pensas, ke mi parolas la hispanan.

Some girls (more than you think) like small penises, just like some men like small breasts. It's just not something that's socially acceptable, so they will brag about how they fucked a guy with a big dick to fit in.

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>>34353572

mfw075

>>34353475
i suppose you know how to eat ass since you are such a fucking faggot, if you also learn to eat pussy you are golden

guys please join and watch the movie with me ;_;

>tfw missed moonrise kingdom last time

bumping

this movie is really good please come watch it!

>>34353403
Last year. I had to get it cut because it was falling out due to being left uncared.
I'm growing it out again but this time I'm showering more frequently and I'm actually brushing it.

>>34353458
This.
It was a pain in the ass cleaning all the hairs on the shower

4 months ago

my hairline is receded to hell so it doesn't matter what i get, it all looks terrible

ok dude, pretty sure she was my soul mate, you dont need her fucking name, but here's what happened

we had recently had a breakthrough and became even closer then i got cut off with no explanation. why would that happen?

>>34353472
at least she didnt kill herself like mine did

>>34353472
Did you fight at some point? How'd you meet?

>>34353295
Did you try bf instead?

>>34353325
then we'd have to kill each other

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>>34353295
>tfw you actually find this meme attractive