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The best day of your life has probably already happened.

But don't be a pussy, fight all twelve rounds like a man.

There are going to be -some- good days left, fwiw anon.

Even if you just devour tendies day in, day out you'd probably be happier than offing yourself.

Just talk to your friend and tell them how you feel.

>>34354453
I only have one friend. And we haven't spoken in 3 months, just don't know too busy and all

Who /gay for their one friend/ here?

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Become a psychopathic spree killer with your psychopathic gf

Yeah you're still a robot.
What makes a robot a robot is the lack of a social life.
If you have friends you are not a robot

>>34354599
The most overrated movie by the most overrated director ever.

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>>34354431
anything after a few weeks is nice unless it's a dick in the ass

>>34354471
Depends. I wait 5~ weeks or so before sticking anything in there, the pain is part of the experience.

>>34354431
Chronic anxiety and alcohol is quite a potent cocktail

>>34354349
Nice stretcher. I made something similar but got more results from pumpng and jelqing. Besides, I have enough length. I need girth.

>>34354349

Enjoy your limp noodle dick retard

>>34354407
You are the retard who is too afraid to try anything like this.

suicidal depression from nihilism and tinnitus
fuck you

>>34354292
What has convinced you that nihilism is real?

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I don't know. I think it's cause I'm a creepazoid and that I'm a starving artist. I'm just trying to live doing what I love but it's not good enough. Whenever I do anything wrong I punish myself by cutting myself like a little faggot. I wish I would stop, I'm trying man. Hid all the scissors.

>>34354255
He looks kinda like matt damon in the left pic

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>>34354255
Holy shit even I'm not that edgy

And I'm pretty fuckin' edgy

>unpolitically correct
Fucking lol

>>34354151
I know of one but it's pretty dead, I've been looking for one as well and wish there were more vanilla servers out there.

reeecraft.mchost.pro

>>34354151
192.169.44.9:26094
originale post oregeno oregenao

I miss Civcraft desu, we should start a minecraft server someday.

It's been a while since I've had that feel... not since college when every woman I fucked was on the pill and I had no worries at all.

Now, none of them are, and it fucks with my head so much I have a hard time having fun with it.... all the focus is on not knocking them up.

>>34354160
My gf isn't on the pill and I cum inside her anyways, because if she gets pregnant it will give me a reason to kill myself.

Who else /russianroulette/ here?

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>>34354188
Do you even do the rhythm method (not cumming in her on certain days) or are you a straight up madman?

people don't like conflict.

>>34354140
Elaborate 22bh

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>>34354101
It's just human nature to want something that's better than what we've got.

Many people go through their lives without jealousy, though, I think you just got unlucky with the people you happen to be interacting with.

Only advice is to lose people who act so petty and find some more genuine people. They are out there.

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>/sci/
Sure
>/lit/
Lmao. That board is basically pic related. A meme that's not meant to be taken seriously

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>>34354067
Maddy is worst girl.

never been to /sci/ but Bookshelves: The Board isn't that great, you can literally just google TIME's 100 greatest english novels and have a better list than any essentials chart they've ever made, thats how they make them anyways, googling best books in X field
your best bet of ending degeneracy is going to Reddit because you'll be so bored you'll eventually ween yourself off the internet

Most of us can't even get a gf let alone a wife.

Fuck off normie REEEEEEEEEEE

>>34354233
Being married doesn't mean I have a GF

>>34354233
>being a /reeeeeeeee/tarddd
organyale

>>34353987
Beta blockers are the cure. Get some propranolol, it completely stops all physical symptoms of anxiety (but not the anxiety itself).

>>34353987
Wear a straitjacket.

>>34354016
>but not the anxiety itself
don't listen to this fag with his beta beans, just get some benzos and all of your fears will go away.

No, because I don't read this dumb shit so there's nothing to get emotionally invested in. The only ones worth reading are the wheelchair and the amputee.

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>>34353954
>elevated BP

>>34353993
Blood pressure my fellow retarded neet

>>34353907
secret tip: stop coming here

not even tryna be a dick, people on this board will try and drag you down

except for me lol, I'm happy for you coming to this realization.

dubs and you find a qt within a week (non-dubs and it'll take a lil longer)

>>34353907
yeah man, this place is terrible for minset, I agree with that anon. the blind leading the blind into further perpetuation of hatred and self-loathing along with delusion.

t. been here since day one

>>34354072
>>34354164
Thanks y'all.

I feel like I need this place as an outlet desu, it helps me think a little more clearly.

>>>/a/

because abridged series

>>34353928
This. He was a whiny piece of shit in the actual show and deserved to die

>>34353871
lmao who is this seto kaiba looking motherfucker
get this weeaboo shit outta here