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>got dropped from all my community college classes because I forgot to pay the bill
this is /r9k/
I'm going to die
mommy is gonna kick me out and I'm going to die on the street
she was so proud that I was going to school and making something of my life and now I'm dead
it's 2:30am I don't know what to do
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>>34354840
Well, you had a good run. We've all gotta go sometime.
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forgot to pay the bill?
Were you at least doing fine in the classes?
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>>34354840
Tell her you forgot to pay the bills you turbo autist
What the hell are these things? They're about half a centimeter wide and keep showing up on my desk.
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>>34354789
Looks like a germinated seed of some plant. Is your desk near a window?
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An ayylmao has a crush on you
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>>34354789
a sign from kek faggot, do you have faith
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Pic related is now the First Lady of the United States.
How does that make you feel?
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>americans
lmao what a pathetic country
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nothing. what's a first lady do anyways? just not divorce?
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Why should i care? It isn't porn. So what.
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ITT: YLYL at women's expense.
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>>34354756
Looking closely you can see that this is fake. That's a hair extension.
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>>34354796
>women wear fake hair
Oh wow quelle suprise
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originalioooo madafakaaa
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\late night steamfeels/ 2017-01-23 07:20:49 Post No.34354735
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Heyo let's start this shit
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>>34354735
>actually a lonely fembot
>never specify it in my post
>get zero adds
this is why you guys are lonely
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>>34354735
what are these threads for?
orion
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>>34354753
Jokes on you because the quality steamposters like boys lol.
Anyway
>tfw you revisit a song on youtube that you loved when you were heavily into drugs and see several 3-5 year old comments from yourself and feel ashamed about wasting your life
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the psych told me that hitting myself is a basic form of self harm. do i upgrade to burning or cutting?
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Why? Unless you want hideous looking scars on your body that will always remind you how pathetic you were to want to do something as edgy and attention whory tier , don't do it.
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>>34354934
i guess the point is that it isn't even for attention, it just feelsgoodman
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>>34354708
>the psych told me that hitting myself is a basic form of self harm. do i upgrade to burning or cutting?
time to upgrade to more ADVANCED forms of self harm
go all the way
it's time for SELF IMMOLATION
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Greentext storytime(Screencap this please)
>Be me
>Live in small desert town
>Junior year in highschool
>Standard creepy quiet autist antisocial loser kid
>Wasn't considered a wierdo or a super autist, but people tended to avoid me
>Feelsbad.original
>Generally hated social contact
>School felt like hell
>Had been browsing /b/ for 2+ years and had recently discovered /r9k/
>No longer would preform class work
>Teachers stopped really caring
>Just sit and browse all day everyday, and wait for the weekend to come
>It's the only thing that would get me through the day
>Existence became pretty dreary
>Had had four friends in sophomore year but they excommunicated me after they found /g/fur on my phone
>I hated them
>Each day began to feel the same as the last day
>Wake up, remove phone from charger, browse for 7 hours, go home, plug phone in and browse with computer, eat dinner, browse more, take shower, browse in shower(phone in plastic bag), go to bed, browse in bed, go to sleep with headache, wake up and repeat
>Like a dream that lasted 4 months
>During the second semester, parents forced me to get out more
>Had no friends, so would hang out all the time at community center, playing arcade games like an autist
>Chads and Stacies would occasionally gather in the couch room
>I was in the community center restroom one day
>Couch room was right next to the restroom
>Could hear a couple through the wall
>It started out as kissing and sucking
>I couldn't help but rub my dick a bit
>The sounds became more intense
>She began moaning
>Mfw I could hear him pounding her into the armrest of the couch
>These kids were older than me by at least a year
>I couldn't help myself
>I used a wet paper towel to masturbate to their sounds
>They finished before I did, but I kept fapping for ten more minutes
>Everytime a couple would enter the couch room, I would ninja sneak into the restroom
To be continued
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you have my interest
origin
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I sense a robot version of molester man incoming.You should read it, OP it'll be right up your alley.
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>>34354683
This is so fucking pathetic anon I love it
Neck yourself
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Guys? I need relationship help. I want to fuck my sister but so does my friend.
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Fuck him to assert dominance
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>>34354630
I'm not gay tho
he's an asshole, total chad
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>>34354653
You don't have to be gay.
You're doing it to prove a point, not because you think he's sexy.
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>tfw no ostiary bf
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You're literally ruining this board. Have some sort of decency and end your life. No likes you, you will never have a bf, and you have no purpose in life.
You are just using up oxygen and resources best allocated elsewhere.
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>>34354616
Thank you so much for my daily vocabulary boost.
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>>34354616
i'd say that's a step in the right directionlittle slut
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>ITT: Its the year 2027
>Tfw 2017 was ten years ago
>2007 was twenty
>1997 was t-tt-thirt-y years ago
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>>34354610
Remember when we used to have threads pretending it was 2027. What the fuck happened to the time?
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>>34354610
Remember back in 2018 when Donald trump was assassinated? Feels like a life time ago.
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What will this website look like in ten years if its still around i wonder?
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Femanos, say something nice/flirty to me 2017-01-23 07:10:27 Post No.34354597
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Femanos, say something nice/flirty to me
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Pretend you mean it
Please, I need this
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Ooo what big strong muscles :^)
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You can do it. I believe in you. Whatever it is, you can. Do it for me. I love you.
Yes, I love you.
I'm a dude, but this is what I would want to hear. We can always pretend. You should date a trap.
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>>34354597
I love being with you OP. Life has a meaning when I'm around you.
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>apply for firearms license to go hunting/target shooting
>"Sorry anon you failed your background check"
>"Your next of kin's interview indicates a severe risk of mental illness."
A-am I on a list now, lads?
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>>34354593
Meh, probably not.
Now if you had a criminal record then you might get the po po knocking at the door for a chat.
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>next of kin interview
Do american background checks really entail this?
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>>34354593
Ugh you don't need a background check to do either just to purchase a gun
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is it worse to not have a nurturing motherly gf with big tits and a nice bush who calls you a good boy while you suck on her breasts and she jerks you off or worse knowing that wanting that is the single most repulsive thing to women
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>>34354559
>or worse knowing that wanting that is the single most repulsive thing to women
What are you on about? I want a husbando to come home from a long day of work and suckle on my tit for some relief.Not into being called mommy etc though.
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>>34354613
but thats the best part
you're probably a female (male) anyway
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>>34354967
>you're probably a female (male) anyway
>implying a man can understand the innate need to nurture
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Can someone give me a rundown?
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Rothschilds
IQ
Aliens
Rule france
The call that saved r9k
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>Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs
>In contact with aliens
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Control france with an iron but fair fist
>Own castles & banks globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
>both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader's first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/feb/12/pope-francis-russian-orthodox-patriarch-kirill-make-history-cuba-first-meeting-in-1000-years
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/russia/12162705/Patriarch-Kirill-meets-penguins-in-Antarctica.html
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>scientists pointed a telescopic array at the source of the 'bog bang' that created our universe
>this is what they heard: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46kAzBMJpEk [Open] [Embed] [Open]
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
>the big red phone in the Kremlin is a direct line to the Bogdanoff manor
>the last person who missed a call was Mikhail Gorbachov. He resigned and fled the country in fear and the Bogdanoff
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STOP MAKING THIS THREAD
STOP ASKING FOR A "RUNDOWN"
YOU ARE THE ONE FORCING THE MEME
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I live a lie, I have a different personality for different people/situations basically.
I was always an amazing liar, and it just got better as I grew up. At 10 I could look someone in the eye and lie my ass off without even feeling guilty.
I guess ever since I was a kid I modeled myself after personalities I liked, like from books and games etc.
Whenever I'm in an interview or in a formal setting I somehow become Don Draper, not in looks obviously, but in personality.
I once looked the president of my university in the eye during a fair, and told him that my shitty fly research will open a path to cure a bunch of very specific cancers.
I lied on my graduate school interview about what a effective leader I am and a bunch of other shit and got accepted.
I lied to the only girl that was able to like me (still a virgin chill) and although she was a bitch and a horrible person, I still feel responsible for driving her away.
No one will ever be able to fully understand me or love me or even hate me, because they'll only be seeing one side; and odds are it's gonna be fabricated.
I have a different personality and set of hobbies with every single person I meet.
And even after a day full of social interaction, I realize that I'm completely and utterly alone.
I want to hate myself, but which self do I hate?
Anyone else like this?
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>>34354498
I have Borderline personality disorder I do the same thing. What you do is mirror peoples personalities to make them like you more in fear of rejection.
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>>34354529
Seriously dude look into this.
http://outofthefog.website/personality-disorders-1/2015/12/6/borderline-personality-disorder-bpd
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>>34354529
No I don't mirror people, I just have like a bunch of different personalities that I'll use per person/situation.
Sometimes I feel like I have no "real" personality and it just makes me feel empty I guess.