trap thread go!
http://is2.4chan.org/pol/1485165628984.webm
Is that hiw vaginas look like?
Why do guys love them? They love to eat them out??
Everyone be gay
>>34356919
>He casually chews gum while all this is happening
I don't know what to say.
>tfw have to add another hole in my belt
/dietbros/ unite
>>34356893
I know that feel since I esse a Chile, nos I just use those holeless belts.
Who /goingtomakeit/ here?
Just got on the scales and down 2 1/2 pounds from last week, we going strong BOYS!
tfw a fakin skelly
why is it so hard to gain weight
i eat until i am full but its apperently not enough
why is this a thing i look awful ;_;
>tfw not circumcised
>tfw you keep your foreskin permanently retracted
>tfw all the hygiene and appearance of cut dick with all the feeling of an uncut dick
You annoyed, cutfags?
A friend started pulling back his foreskin at a young age because he thought his dick was different from the cut ones he saw in gym class.
It never grew with his dick, so he has a cut dick while still having the nerve endings.
So fucking lucky.
>>34356930
how did you find out this information anon ;)
>>34356871
>mfw penis when uncut American bad goy masterrace
https://www.instagram.com/eliezus/
imagine what his life is like
he could have literally any girl in the world
>he could have any girl in the world
Nah. He looks pretty average, and like he smokes a lot of weed. He's unattractive to me.
t. girl (female)
>>34356849
he looks feminine as fuck
>>34356849
not with that nose lol
i look 10x better
Femanon, what do you think of the average robot?
Pic related: Your average robots body.
Looks like someone twisted them nipples clean off and they were replaced with salami.
>>34356812
I wanna say that's a woman with her breasts removed but I think I see a penis
>>34356812
what in the actual fuck is happening there
I missed my chance bots.
>busing home after buying new books
>holding pole beside an underage asian qt sitting down
>megaman chain on backpack
>look over her head at her phone
>shes on /lit/
>holyfuck
>keep watching her going through catalog
>she eventually changes tab into r9k catalog
>HOLY fuck
>eventually get to next stop and hoard of people push me down the bus
>she gets off the very next stop
r9k is truly filled of underage qts... they are hidden, but they are there.if youre megaman fembot pls be gf
>>34356803
lol yes that was me
could feel you breathing heavily on the back of my neck you freaky prick :DDD
>>34356803
Of course they are. Don't you know omegle threads? Lots of underage girls under r9k
>>34356934
just where the fuck do they come form
4chan ain't so mainstream as it used to be
Typical thoughts of a man at any given time
>I should build a deck, it will add value to my house and make better use of my backyard
>How can I rewrite my code to be more efficient?
>Investing money in ETFS is a good idea but maybe a small business is better
>I should check up on my family, mum is getting old
Typical thoughts of a woman at any given time
>...
>...
>I want to get fucked by a lion
nah women think about all kinds of stuff
in fact if you want to complain, or if I wanted to complain I'd say that women don't think about sex enough. why do I always have to be the perverse one?
It's scary how accurate this is XD
>>34356770
woman you forgot
>oh he's cute
>aww I'm fat
>I need more makeup he he he
Sports are so boring, how can anyone enjoy it
I hope the falcons win the bowl thatd be a nice change of pace
>>34356669
Lol why would you sleep in your hoodie without putting your hood on?
>>34356669
Baseball is boring af.
NFL and NBA are worth watching.
Why are there no robots at all in New Zealand? I don't understand why everyone is so happy living in this shithole.
>>34356627
Reporting. And no I'm not happy living here. This country is a lonely place. We have a low population and everyone drives everywhere. The streets are deserted. People just get shit faced for fun or watch boring fucking rugby. We are an uncultured nation of fucking morons. Reeee.
Not to mention from most residential areas it takes at least 15 minutes to get somewhere where there's actually something to do. Everyone I know just wastes their unemployment benefit on weed and alcohol. We live in one of the most degenerate countries around anon.
>>34356733
>unemployment benefit
I was on that many years ago, the staff treat you like shit, make you feel worthless. The only jobs they offer are dangerous ones like working in a scrap yard. Anyway I'll assume it's gotten much worse. I'd rather be broke than go back on that.
Abstinent fembot here. Why is abstinence recieved with soo many negative feelings? Why isn't it viable?
>>34356593
No one cares bitch
Sage
>>34356593
female abstinence is a treasure to be kept safe. it is rare to find in the times of today.
>>34356593
>Abstinent fembot here
TITS OR GTFO
The game is over. It's over. Guys are dropping out of it. Women have screwed themselves and now they are totally unlovable... too rude, hostile, obnoxious, and money hungry. Risk/reward ratio of involvement with women has gotten too high.
Bullshit.
You're just a bitter virgin.
Out there in the real world, men and women are still hooking up and getting married.
If anything there are more cucked numale betas out there to always go after some used up whore than ever before in history, a woman's past actions and sexual history literally do not matter one bit and if you say otherwise you're MISOGYNISTIC SCUM
The wall is a meme and so is MGTOW
>>34356638
I loathe this world utterly for this. Among other things.
>Drop out of highschool at 16
>Be NEET for 8 years
>Parents slowly start losing respect for me
>Begin to treat me like an incompetent retard
>Subtly hint that I'm "special" and it's okay if I need to take my time to do things
Has this happened to any other robots? When I was still in highschool they treated me like a human, but now I'm "special"? They didn't even bother to encourage me to get out there and change my situation. What the fuck.
Same kinda. I now get away with way more. In highschool they still thought I could be a picture perfect normie. However, despite being better looking, more athletic and smarter than your average normie this did not happen.
I think its because I'm pretty paranoid and anxious. I don't like doing new things to the point of near autism. My family is trying to help me improve though. They kinda feel that i'm different now though.
>>34356465
I've dropped out of community college.
I'm in a similar situation as you, but the difference is, no one in my family knows about it yet. I get the feeling that my dad can kind of tell without me having to though.
When I read posts like yours, its an eerie feeling thinking about what family would do to me if they ever learned the truth. They had such high expectations of me, and I really let them down.
>>34356465
They're disgusted at having to face the reality that their genes are shit and won't continue on. Just ignore them and let them suffer the shame of being failures.
>tfw 6'5 manlet
why was I born with such shitty genes? girls want nothing to do with short guys, it's not fucking fair
You're not 6'5". Go back to jerking off Tyler.
>>34356434
It is fair. It's a game and you lost.
>t. 8'9" master race
>>34356524
I am though
I know I know
>It's not possible to be that short retard
Just pass the helium already lads
>find out my /r9k/ friend of three months is an actual real biological woman
>instantly delete and block her
it should be illegal to bait people like this
why would she do that to me, I thought I had an actual friend
>>34356312
>I thought I had an actual friend
You had your chance to get snu snu.
>>34356312
time to start the streak over again
fucking biological women
>>34356318
through the internet? haha
no way
>Age: 26
>Job: Own a business
>Salary: $2million
>Hobbies: Watching bums fight for money
>Age: 19
>Job: ...
>Salary: ...
>Hobbies: Browsing /pol/
Yo anon can you buy me some superlux 668b headphones with that salary?
>>34356296
>Age: 22
>Job: NEET
>Salary: $0
>Hobbies: Learning math on Khan Academy and listening history podcasts