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>try group therapy
>"my gf this my gf that " everywhere

EVERYONE HAS A GF EXCEPT ME EVEN THE "DEPRESSED" PEOPLE RAAAAEEEEAEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>tfw you're so pathetic that the depressed group gives you life advice

ha
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>>34359173
it's even worse when they say "significant other" or type SO, that shit makes me want to go outside and just start stabbing people
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>>34359227
"partner" does it for me

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You CANNOT be a robot if you're cut.
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Also, I should probably stop squatting and deadlifting so much....its starting to make my dick look smaller.
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I feel sorry for cutfags

Such an inhumane practise
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His thighs are so THICC, holy shit it's so CUTE

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Sin continuously but go to church every Sunday and don't feel so guilty for being a degenerate because God doesn't care about degeneracy but he does care that you praise and worship him.

Men care about degeneracy, God does not.
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>>34359148
>God does not.

Is that why God constantly punishes humans?
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>>34359148
>Men care about degeneracy, God does not.

Entity so evolved it cannot perceive degeneracy=degenerate
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>>34359171

that's not God, God does not care.

>>34359179

That's just men trying to think for God, degeneracy is a man's notion not a Godly one.

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If I had a time machine, I would go back and save her
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>>34359131
I would go back and fuck her.
Her dead body ofc.
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>>34359131
If I had a time machine I would assassinate Hitler at the turning point in the war so power would be turned over to the Death's Head who would have negotiated to end the war on more amicable terms and prevented the cultural suicide of Europe and the perpetuation of the lie that is the Holocaust. Then I would go to 1880 and be a cowboy.
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If I had a time machine. I'd tell Hitler to buttfuck the british.

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Comfy Discord for comfy people: https://discord.gg/nYtXS :)

Here are our rules:
#1 - Normies aren't allowed here. You are a normie if you ever had sex (paid sex doesn't count), a gf (ldr doesn't count) or if you have a functioning social life.
#2 - Don't post things in channels they don't belong. Keep vidya in #vidya, music in #music and so on.
#3 - Don't be cancerous outside of #memes-and-lewd.
#4 - No gore, guro, cp or animal abuse anywhere.
#5 - No bullying. This is a safe space for robot losers.
#6 - NSFW content can be posted anywhere, just don't do it too much.
#7 - Girls are allowed here, but no roasties or attention whores.
#8 - Don't post pictures of someone else without their permission.
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>safe space
Gtfo back to tumblr
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So comfy~

Shnam is here too, everyone join!
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>>34359128
>You are a normie if you ever had sex
Fuck your gay shit. It is agreed a normie is anybody who can integrate into society.

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Why does my big sister keep bullying me?
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>>34359092
you must give off a weak vibe.
it's natural for the strong to bully the weak
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>>34359092
Ok, MillionDollarExtreme
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>>34359092
Does she spit in your face, or rub her feet on your face after she gets home from school?

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>you walk into your bedroom
>see this

wut do?
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It's not really the dick size so much as the autistic face.

Dick size is just an excuse for women to avoid dating Asians.
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>>34359039
Shoot it dead
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>>34359039
how do i make my dick stand up like that? kegels?

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I just want an average asian qt who hasn't been corrupted by Western immortality. Is that really asking so much?
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There's nothing pure in this world except worship of God.

I am not much of a godly man, but I am able to admit the truth at this point.
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>Western immortality
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>Asian qt that hasn't been corrupted by western dick
>after mcarthur and vietnam
Rofl, change dreams

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The only girl who ever loved me is now mad at me because I failed her. She even blocked me on chat.

How do I prove her I love her and that it was just a mistake?
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got to her and do what he does in the gif.

>tfw she will always remember you
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why do you care anon? none of this matters anyway, to her you're just another person. Sure she may be thinking of you now but eventually she will forget about you and fuck some other guy
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>>34358874
What did you do?
Just call her/go to her place and explain yourself girls do stupid shit like that all the time if you didnt fuck up big time it's ok

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Are you a psychopath? tell me your story.
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>>34358871

Nope. All psychopaths are Chads and they need to gtfo off my board NORMANS REEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
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I once stepped on an ant and i only cried for two hours so i would call myself a psychopath. Fear me.
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>>34358917
How scary!

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>Don't fap for a few days
>Get horny
>Start slow, no touching
>Start edging, sometimes for hours
>Get turned on by the idea of denying myself
>Posed with two routes

>Route 1:
>Too horny
>Say fuck it and end up cumming
>Feel like a fucking degenerate
>Go to bed

>Route 2:
>Have the willpower not to cum
>Hard time falling asleep/staying asleep
>Next day
>Constantly thinking of sex and horny as fuck
>Looking at porn on and off in between vidya and other shit
>Repeat and pick route

Does anyone else have experience with this sort of thing? I have not been able to keep the denial stuff doing for more than ~3 days. Is it worth it to go full degenerate mode? It isn't like I am in school or have a job to fill my time. Any tips for keeping the denial meme up? I was thinking about getting a chastity cage but I don't know how I would sneak that past my parents.
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>>34358842
If i dont fap atleast once every 3 days i have a wet dream and cum in my sleep.
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>>34359121
I used to have that problem. Went away when I was about 17 or 18.

God damn, that sucked.
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>>34359150
Im gonna be 31 in a few weeks.

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING NORMIES GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD!!!! I HAVE ENOUGH OF YOUR BULL SHIT GET OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT!!!!!!!!!!!
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Now this is what I call quality content. Back to the basics.
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>>34358873
ASDASDASDASDASDASDASDASDASDASDASDASDASDASDASDASDASDASD
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>>34358937
ASDASDASDASDASDASDASDASDASDASDASDASDASDASDASDASDASDASDASD

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>Daddy, why is the new baby black?

What do?
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i dont know maybe you shouldnt be fucking niggers
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Because Mommy is a niggerwhore, sweetheart
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>>34358824
I will fk your inside out.

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Why the fuck is it so hard to talk to women?
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>>34358822
Autism

every one here has it
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>>34358822
because youre a panzy
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Those feet look rather stinky

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5'11
Wear lifts
6'1

Haha. Manlets, when will they ever learn?
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Do you people don't get tired of making the same threads day after day? Asking for a friend.
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>>34358799
>tfw 5'8
>tfw I'm a catlet
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>>34358799
>tfw 5'8 but live in England so am taller than most people

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