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I'm not kidding, I asked for 3 six piece and the lady gave me 60. Ive never ordered mcdonalds before

>>34359612
Did they charge you for those 60 or as it was 3 six pieces?

Throw them out you fat piece of shit.

It's hot but i don't think it's something you should actually ever do, for health/hygiene purposes.

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>>34359569
Eat my gf's most mornings. She loves it while i do that and rub her clit.

>>34359569
Oh god I wish.

What do you even wear to be InStyle

I've got jury duty soon and I need to look "well dressed" for it.

All I own is hoodies and $5 shirts and sporty shorts.

I need like 2-3 weeks worth of normie adult professional clothes or I'm gona get ass raped by the jury service people and potentially fined.

This is fucking gay, they just expect you to be a normie, expect you to have a bunch of good clothes.

Reeeee

>>34359578
or just call them and say you can't do jury duty because you have depression and are mentally unfit for jury duty.

>>34359598
Was going to do that, then I read you need a professional to give a signed and witnessed document to prove it.

That I cannot do, never actually got ever gone to a psychiatrist before. AVPD kept me away from seeing one.>>34359598

>playing league of normies in the year 2017

>>34359510
more like league of french now desu

>>34359510
Game is probably the least casual thing in existence diamond +

Gee I've seen worse fake posts get more replies. Fuck you niggers

>>34359474
you have really bad power fantasies, you should feel ashamed.

>>34360320
I'll see you on the street corner tomorrow, Jaavari.

>>34359442
Damn, anon.

I wonder what it would feel. You have this really close friend, someoen you can consider your best friend. This friend is with you through thick and thing, helps you out when you're drunk, helps you out when you're sitting with your knife pressed up against your wrist. He's such a great friend, someone you could always rely on, always talk to about anything. He'd share his secrets and you'd share yours, and you form a bond that can never be broken.

It must suck to find out he only did all that because he wanted your vagina.

She doesn't like you anon. She doesn't care that you take care of her. She thinks you're too ugly.

Woman are cruel.

>>34359466
Fucking obliterated af

no, the hairs eventually get too brittle and fall off on their own, same with hair, the length is different for different people, although some people have rare mutations where their beards/hair can be like meters long before reaching their maximum

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>>34359386
In my case, does beard grow ?

>tfw hairy body but shitty beard

>>34359370
erectile dysfunction

(orignla comment)

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>>34359370
>stuttering
Even if i'll achieve body perfection, i'll still be stuttering loser.

Broke some bones in my feet so now I do jackshit due to fear of getting even more handicapped

Bumping before it 404s. Gonna need some time to write the answer.

I get this all the time. Things will be going fine, I'll be driving or just sitting around then I feel my heart sink and I get that lump in my throat. For me it stems from my lonliness I feel like...One night I just broke down and sobbed uncontrollably for like an hour. It'll go away. For a brief period of time I was happy then everything shifted and changed and it was back.

>>34360815 here. I know that feeling, OP. My father left my mum right after I was born. Since I was sick very often, she had to work two jobs to pay the bills and gave me to my grandparents to make everything work. I was basically raised by them and I had the best childhood you could ask for, given the circumstances. Two years ago, on my birthday, I found out my grandpa was diagnosed with cancer. Prostate, terminal. It was really horrible, seeing an almost seven feet tall man who at 73 could easily bash your head in, decay into nothing but skin and bones, only to slowly die - without you being able to do something.
I still have this feeling from time to time. It feels like you're carrying a briefcase with you and everytime, you stumble, the suitcase opens and out comes that paralysing nothingness. Time runs so slowly, you don't notice things around you. It feels like someone punched you right into your heart and tries to choke you until you have to cry and let it all out, sometimes for hours.
After gramps died, I've had this on and off for six months. I should, hosever, add that I never really take the time to grief properly, I always put it aside for several reasons. It might take shorter time for you.
Anyway, if you need advice on this, take your time. Whatever that is that has happened to you might take a longer time for you to get over. Give it some time and the feeling will vanish. It is a slow process but it will get better if you are patient and don't force anything.

Keeping my fingers crossed for you, anon.

>>34359337
If you don't post anything that'll get you flagged by the god damn FBI or banned I'd imagine you'd be fine

>>34359337
Everything is archived, IP address is linked with your posts, don't know the extent of government spying.

Hiroshima might sell you out or a three letter agency could blackmail you.

>>34359337
I guess that is the brightside to my life I can always shit post to my hearts desire as I will never be shit.

>>34359321
Dunno, I keep having these ridiculous farts that cling to my bedclothes though and I can't sleep because it smells real bad.

Remix best girl.

>>34359355
You're not immune to your own farts? Huh. I thought everyone was immune to their own farts.

>>34359314
You're just fuckmeat but hey arent all girls just know there's no future

>>34359314
he'll get ur boipucci pregnant

>>34359314
Been there. If you're both serious about it, it's alright. Just be aware you're going through some changes right now.

It's been dead for years.

This is an upside that results in interesting conversation.

>>34359279
maybe if took their advice you wouldn't be a failure

If you complain you're a normie. Real robots are bitter and only make hate threads.

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TALK ABOUT NATIONAL PARKS.

Tell her about the bodganovs

>>34359185
Topics really don't matter much with girls. It's more about the way you talk and if she finds you attractive or not

Because social anxiety is a thing, and every woman thinks she has it

>>34359183
Because men are mostly regulated my testosterone, you have lots, you become violent and want to fuck, you have not many, you are calm and don't want to fuck.

Women have tons of different hormones, which activities completely change in function of their menstrual cycle. This is why they can seem to be psycho.

>>34359183
Women overdiagnozed and fake emotional bullshit. Also, minor mood disorders exc.

Men, mostly more severe or harsh disorders, also women have 2 x chromosomes, if one isn't fucked it can stop the shitty gene. Men only have 1 y, if your fucked your fucked.

What im saying is men are MUCH more likely to ACTUALLY be mentally ill, MUCH higher chance of autism. And so on.