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>finish pooing
>pee a little on toilet paper
>wipe butthole with it
Am I the only one that does this
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>>34360608
You've got to be a woman because I can't release my shit without pissing first
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>>34360608
Do you wipe by going behind your back or under your balls?
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>>34360608
ITT:
PISSBUTT
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Hey robots. I need some help.
Only anonymous place I can trust with advice. Also general feels thread.
>be talking to girl for year
>me 17 last year of school, her 16 second last
>meet at a school sport, hit it off immediately
>get real close, talk for a whole year
>fucking love her
>she dates guys and girls in between, leads me on a bit
>says she likes me a few times but never do anything about it out of fear
>strict as fuck parents so I was scared
>this added on to me already fearing rejection and shit like that
>one day, around October, when I was away camping, she moved 2 hours away
>don't have car, train trip is 4 hours, assume parents delete her social media and take her phone since she never replied to my messages on anything
I never got to say goodbye. I hated myself so much for so long for never asking her out.
>one year since she left
>now 18, turning 19 in 6 months
>week till Halloween
>makes a facebook and messages me
>dying inside from shock
>been thinking of her daily for a year
>talk again for months and months
>says she likes me, would date me
>we talk about sex, plan to lose virginity to one another about a month ago
>night before we're going to do it, mesages me all sad telling me how she doesn't know what she wants and how 4 other people are interested in her
>contemplate suicide, she meant so much to me
>things had been rocky since, arrange this week to meet to talk about how we feel and see eachother for first time in a year
>she seems into it
>about 2 hours ago messages me with pic related
>talk for a while, ends up with pic below
>ignores me
>finally think she just doesn't want me
>feel like giving up once and for all
What the fuck do I do /r9k/, I think I love her. I need her.
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Second pic related
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Kill her and then kill yourself, it's the only way and purest form of love
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>>34360583
The only good piece of advice I ever got from this board, good luck.
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Has Chad gone too far? He found this girl and made sure to point out that her jeans are absolutely fucking retarded but did she deserve this?
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>>34360555
Only Americans sperg out over jeans
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>>34360555
whats wrong with her jeans? i dont into fashion
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Can't really blame him, she deserved it for wearing literal garbage and being ugly on top of that.
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What does this Wojak represent? This Wojak picture in particular speaks to me in some way but i just can't figure out what it means. Could a meme intellectual explain the meaning of the picture to me.
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>>34360524
Like you probably already know it's a crying Wojak who saw or thought of something mean which he approved of which caused him to feel better.
So there is this causality here, which I disagree with, that when someone is treated unfairly the result is for the person to become more malevolent in response which causes them to feel better. So, possibly due to the degraded content on 4chan, you may be becoming more malevolent, and in flawed response to the suffering you feel you receive satisfaction at the suffering of other people.
I recommend you take steps to try to empathize with other people by asking yourself things like "How would I like it if that happened to me?" and "How would society be different if everybody did that?" so it doesn't get worse. I don't think you need any reason less malevolent, however IMO fair people are treated fairly and cruel people are treated cruelly, keep in mind.
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What does this rare pepe convey? He seems more energetic than the regular smug.
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>>34360654
He seems more energetic but he's actually more benevolent...a stupid. There's another false causality in this image too, which is the correlation between benevolence and stupidity. The media tacitly implies this correlation by making all characters either cruel or stupid, and that's what we have here. Truth be told he probably has no idea what is going on, and probably saw something that gave him satisfaction on only the most basic level, because he's so stupid.
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who is she /r9k/?
organic
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i think this is the same girl
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please someone help me
obviously not original
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>>34360441
She lives in Switzerland but is originally from Russia.
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While millions of Americans walked Saturday to protest Donald Trump's accession to the White House, the photographer Matt Stuart went to a ball held at the George Washington University held to celebrate "the power of democracy" and Donald Trump's investiture to shoot pictures of the party.
Here are the pictures : http://www.liberation.fr/planete/2017/01/22/avec-les-etudiants-celebrant-la-victoire-de-donald-trump_1543257
A lot of you here voted for Donald Trump, claiming that he was the candidate for robots, NEET people and working class white men. How does these pictures make you feel ? Is this your idea of traditional, white America ?
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>>34360409
hell yeah, looks like a good time.
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any """"robot""""" who robot for trump should off themselves. robots are apolitical, misery is all we know and ever will know. trump is a normalfag chad billionaire, the complete opposite of us.
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>implying you know r9k users at all
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Why do normies not believe in change? I havent been openly nasty or anti social with my peers for four fucking years but they still act like Im gonna shoot up the fucking building someday and barely give me aby chance to show that I've honest to god changed. I'll admit that I'm socially retarded as fuck but I do try the basic shit like trying to start small talk and asking "what's up" while trying not to come off as desperate or creepy or whatever the fucking stigma is, but I just get fucking ignored every fucking time. Is it just cause Im not physically a fucking Chad??? I wish I could erase every bit of need for companionship I have and just worry about what matters, this shit is why Ive become so fucking out of practice with my art and why Im doing fuck awful in my classes, all I do is cry and put off important shit because my emotions fucking cripple me and I dont know what to do.
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>>34360386
maybe because you actually sound like a guy who might go on a shooting rampage.
it's clear you have issues anon you said it yourself.
have you tried to seek help. what's bothering you, why were you nasty and anti-social in the beginning.....you seem to have unresolved issues anon
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>>34360386
Once normies see you a certain way, they'll never see you as anything else. It's best to start over somewhere else tbqh, which I'm doing as soon as I can.
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>>34360386
You sound like awkward beta who does the virgin walk and is openly autistic. Humans are tribal creatures and if you display even one small trait alien to the dominant tribe (see: normies) they will alienate you always.
Stop trying to win companionship and focus on some sort of cerebral or introverted tasks and you'll be much happier.
People actually find this shit funny
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>>34360340
>normie humor
Disgusting
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>>34360340
And now you've tracked this shit into my underwater basket weaving discussion board, well done
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Wow,how jaded do you have to be to not even give a bit of a chuckle over it.
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>meeting at work this morning
>thinking we'll probably talk about future strategies
>so anon... how is your progress?
>"well everyone is complaining about your mood shifts"
>"one day you make laugh entire office and theo ther day you won't say a word"
>i hear the complaints of everyone in the room
>about to snap any minute
>colleague next to me says "i didn't tell anything by the way"
>you fucking shit
>"anon you either fix your attitude or you can't work here anymore, i want to see an e-mail from you about your decision next morning"
what the fuck do I do, you can't stop being bipolar in one day
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>>34360317
Literally just tell them you're bipolar and are dealing with it as well as you can. Pretty sure they'd get into legal trouble for firing you at that point.
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>>34360317
If you're not medically diagnosed your not bipolar.
if you are, they can't fire you.
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>>34360353
How would they know if he's diagnosed or not?
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>its way easier to get laid than you think
If I hear this one more time...
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>>34360219
its way easier to get laid than you think
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It's waaay easier to get laid than you think anon
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>>34360219
It's way easier to get laid(by a man) than you think.
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How many Fleshlights do you own? 2017-01-23 02:49:56 Post No.34360148
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How many Fleshlights do you own?
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Let's have a Fleshlight discussion. How many do you own? Which ones do you enjoy?
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>>34360148
I have 2 of them. The Lotus and the STU.
The Lotus is alright, but a bit boring. The STU is amazing for stimulation.
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>>34360189
I think I'll get the STU next. What I really wanted as my next purchase is the Obsession one, but it's sold out everywhere. It just looks awesome.
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I have the flight. It's too small desu but it's fun. I hate the noise it makes but I put the bathroom fan on, radio, shower and go to town.
I highly recommend them to anyone that wants one, and especially if you live alone.
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Why am I so autistic, fellow robots? 2017-01-23 02:45:02 Post No.34360090
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Why am I so autistic, fellow robots?
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Just got my third match on tinder and she was really into bondage and stuff and played the "le bad grrrl" card so I ended up telling her about my leather belt and its history.
My father used to beat me with his leather belt when I was little because I was a brat. I now wear it and it's mine now. She found it creepy. Tried to salvage it by saying it symbolizes my maturity and the fact that I'm no longer a child in my father's eyes but she found it even creepier.
At least she told me "bye"
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>>34360090
better luck next time, at least you tried to salvage it.
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Nigga if you mean that shit it isn't autistic. Girls in general just don't understand symbolism on an intellectual stand point like guys do. Don't feel too bad over it.
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>>34360090
Faggot
And I don't mean 'tripfag', or 'namefag', or 'newfag', or 'thisfag', or 'thatfag'....
I meant EGG ZACK LEE what I said...
FAGGOT
YOU: the only person responsible for your failure or success
YOU: the only person responsible for what comes out of your mouth, whether it's the words that will impress a female or a prospective business associate, or a god damn penis...
YOU: the person who is already well aware of this fact
YOU: the idiot who keeps intentionally 'accidentally' fucking up and self defeating
FAGGOT
YOU: a trend-following sissy who MISuses gay erroneous terminologies LIKE 'autistic' to incorrectly describe your complete ineptitude, trying to 'fit in' to an ocean of other losers
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>outside campus smoking a cigarette
>guy in his 40s wearing a fedora and holding a pimp cane says "fucking normies"
>get embarrassed for knowing the Iingo
>start to walk away
>hear him say "fucking Chads"
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>>34360081
>not asking him if he could spare some oats
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>Be a normie
>Browse /r9k/
why?
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>>34360081
Plot twist. You are the fedora guy.
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Why are people into cuckoldry? Especially germans...
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This looks like truckoldry
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Wtf is this?
Also sauce?
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>>34360027
German here.
I myself am not into that shit, but I guess it has something to do with the guild that gets pumped into us from childhood on, in fifth grade they told us to disrespect our ancestors and help the poor without looking at our own, we had a radfem class teacher though, don't know if others get the same brainwashing
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>at bar and approached by roastie bar slut
>hit it off and make out and snort coke of her thigh
>set up date to hangout friday
>I'm dead stone stone sober and barely say anything the entite night
>go home without even a hug
Looks can only get you so far when you're a robot trapped in a normie shell
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you just always need to not be sober, problem solved.
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>>34360212
Yeah and she had a friend with her so I had to keep my guard up around two roasties.
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>>34360239
>she brought a friend to a date
you shouldn't have stayed