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>>34361021
Good for you man but no one here gives a fuck

>>34361021
I'll bite anon, tell me more

>>34361086
There isn't much more to tell. My new year's resolution was to get out of my comfort zone, and so far, it works like a charm.

>>34360988
Because they are vapid sluts and don't sleep with us.

>>34360988
I never meet any.

>>34360988
omg how are you still a virgin XDD???!?!??
Doesn't everyone do it when they are 13 :X

>>34360975
money is just paper, it has no value

>>34360975
What's your education like, OP?

>>34360975
Don't need a job or money if you're dead, OP

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give it to me then i'll be fucking happy
paypal: [email protected]

>>34361063
id rather give it to a charity

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>>34360926
>be poor fuck
>all I wanted was a nice computer
>for months save leftover money after rent and bills
>build decent gaming pc
>90% of my time on the pc still consists of shitposting on 4chan
I want off this wild ride

>breeders
Are you gay or just a herbivore man?

>>34360915
yea bro like the natural order is so gross amirite XDD better stick my dick up this dudes poo hole instead :P

>>34360915
Because you are mentally retarded.

>>34360851
biology

you filthy faggots think because some slut is a HGH monster that has huge tits at 14 (because 17 is just an excuse to fuck underage) it means everyone will be the same

It doesn't. Age of consent changes depending on where you are, Americans just have this obsession with trying to prove how normal they are on the cover. Pretty sure they categorize that as a hebophile.

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>>34360851
30 y/o or older women who are way past their peak in sexual value. They basically put a law or make it socially inaceptable to be with a 17y/o (aka a girl who is at their peak), thus making it easier for them.
It's basically if WallMart lobbied the government into making it illegal for adults to buy in small grocerie stores.

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>>34360848
>kissed her boobs

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>>34360848
As we say it "Elkurtad."

But i havent lost my v card yet so out of us im still more miserable

>>34360848
>>6 months later i visit her in Hungary, still we dont do it
>>next summer she came here and she was saying how she really wants to do it
>>when she gets here i spend all my time on /pol/ and /int/ arguing
>>she doesnt want to do it anymore and becomes a totally different person to me
>>brake up one month later
>That was 1.5 yeara ago and i havent had a gf since.
>What about you?
I'm so fucking confused OP... please elaborate for us non-normies.

>>34360828
Fuck that shit, I wanna off myself you cubt, I am only sprialling down in loathing and defeatism

>>34360828
not me
i am the eternal optimist

we are all gonna make brah.

>>34360906
nah, some of us probably won't

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>>34360777
>tfw I haven't received a text or call from anyone in weeks

>she texted me a smiley face in one of her replies yesterday and it made my night

Fuck

We've been moved to different work shifts so I'm not even going to see her all week... I doubt she could have liked me anyway. Her texts are always closers, it's always me starting conversations.

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>>34360777
Trips confirm your oneitis is being plowed by Chad this very moment

>tfw still in love with ex
> 4 years after our relationship I'm texting her
> broke up with her BF and starts flirting with me sending nudes/sexting
>does a complete 180 and is now engaged to Chad and she invited me to the wedding

No way in hell Im going because I would probably kill myself if I had to watch. She's the only girl I've ever loved and it's led to this

Not much longer now before I join our lost brothers in the void, I can't take this

>inb4 normie reeeee

>>34360763
When it's 2 AM and the whales are getting desperate they're not going to fuck the guy who's at home watching chinese cartoons, you know.

>>34360802

I'm not saying that he cannot fuck a drunk slut.

But he acts like he's a player even though he's the only remarkably short and ugly guy in the class full of Chads. It's pathetic.

>>34360838
sounds like someone's jealous
you probably think you are better than him
but probably he still gets laid.

I just want to feel like someone in the world cares about me

Having a gf is a good distraction for a while, you can even trick yourself into believing you're finally happy. But eventually even that fades away and all of your self-loathing and hatred come back and it destroys your relationship.

>>34360707
okay i should stay alone for the rest of my life. thanks for the advice again normie.

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>>34360693
i don't care about money, it doesn't make me happy

>>34360741
>not having to worry about survival doesn't matter at all

>>34360693
Elliot?
the robot is fucking stupid remove already asianjew

Surviving in the art world is about commissions. Just do your own stuff in your free time. Most of the best animators on YouTube stopped uploading because they make no money from over 100 hours worth of work (Harry Partridge). You gotta do the grunt work first

One perceives through a picture or animation medium their own story. Your exact point would probably never get across because of that (if it makes you feel any better). You could just sell artwork or animation concepts to companies though. There are a million things attached to art careers. Like companies using your concept as costumes, props, game design ideas, movie scripts, or even a simple wall poster.

Next to that is advertising it.

Never say you want to wagecuck and settle for an apartment. That lifestyle is literally "working to live." Spending a large portion of your check just to pay living expenses. Learn a trade. Work for the industry. Buy the equipment you need. Take off work for a few months (cause that shit pays a lot). Then work on your own stuff.

>>34360687

In art school and got an internship this summer so going pretty well so far.

>>34360865

Literally this, learn to budget what you've made so you don't have to find work for a year or two. That way you can just work on your own stuff or commission if you want extra spending money

>>34360671
What about health issues you fucking shitcunt?

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>>34360671

>deems himself the arbiter of who is or isnt a robot
>calls himself a """robot"""

Ya boy Pascal here spitin' some mad fire

>Whatever condition we picture to ourselves, if we muster all the good things which it is possible to possess, royalty is the finest position in the world. Yet, when we imagine a king attended with every pleasure he can feel, if he be without diversion and be left to consider and reflect on what he is, this feeble happiness will not sustain him; he will necessarily fall into forebodings of dangers, of revolutions which may happen, and, finally, of death and inevitable disease; so that, if he be without what is called diversion, he is unhappy and more unhappy than the least of his subjects who plays and diverts himself.

>>34360671
I live in a first world country and I have $5 in my bank account, haven't eaten in 2 days

Fuck off cunt

>>34360621
I'm with you man. I was suicidal for years, and it "broke" me in a way. Now I just don't care. It's not perfect, but it's much better. I wonder what the next level is.

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I don't give a fuck about anything, all I want to do is sit here and shitpost and waste my time. It doesn't make me depressed necessarily (everything else in life does) it provides me with a feeling of comfortable nothingness.

I agree you could see it like a sandbox, that is until society knocks you the fuck down and tells you to get a job and be "normal".

>>34360698

I don't think of it as a necessity though. I mean we all could choose not to work, but then who is gonna feed us.

But no one is pointing a gun at me and telling me to do things. There's no obligations. I have no fucking kids to take care of, no family to attend to. I could literally fly across the world and it's perfectly fine assuming I'm not broke.