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I got invited to a concert for tomorrow and i said yes because i want to fucking end my suffering and try to have some fun in a while
I'm 20 but still a kissles virgin
How do i avoid the generic sperg situations where i miss all my chances and regret it afterwards?
Do you have any experience with going to concerts?
Should i drink alcohol to relax?

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 05:14:05 Post No.34362007
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>>34361982
Who's playing?

Anonymous 2017-01-23 05:16:34 Post No.34362037
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>>34362007
I don't know the band but the person who invited me said it's fusion jazz

Anonymous 2017-01-23 05:20:19 Post No.34362088
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>>34361982
The biggest mistake you see here on greentext stories is the spergy anon doesn't know one of the girls is into him.

So here's a very simple way of knowing.

>does she talk to you often?
>move away, does she follow?
>has she ever made any physical contact?

If yes to all 3 you are allowed to kiss her.

Anonymous
Are Slavic and Asian women the only option in Modern society? 2017-01-23 05:10:49 Post No.34361962
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Are Slavic and Asian women the only option in Modern society? Anonymous 2017-01-23 05:10:49 Post No. 34361962 [Report] [View this topic]

The West is infested with whores only craving Chad cock, why can't our women be more like Slavic and Asian women, being virtuous and humble instead of cockcravers.

What do you think /r9k/?

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 05:12:38 Post No.34361986
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>>34361962
Slavic women are whores too tho

Asians as well, depending on the country

Anonymous 2017-01-23 05:12:39 Post No.34361988
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>>34361962
how do slavic men, who are ugly as fuck, produce such beautiful womins?

Anonymous 2017-01-23 05:17:52 Post No.34362059
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>>34361986
All women are whores, but to different extents, Western women are 20x bigger whores

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2017-01-23 05:07:42 Post No.34361909
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 05:07:42 Post No. 34361909 [Report] [View this topic]

Tell me about the time you caught a girl staring at you

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 05:08:43 Post No.34361933
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 05:08:43 Post No.34361933 [Report]

It happens all the time but it's because I'm a freak.

Anonymous 2017-01-23 05:15:00 Post No.34362021
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 05:15:00 Post No.34362021 [Report]

>>34361909
>Tell me about the time you caught a girl staring at you

There were rumors she was already interested in me but when I caught her she instantly became my oneitis.

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>>34361909
It's usually the other way around.

>staring at pretty girl
>she looks up and stares me right in the soul
>quickly look away, hoping she didn't notice

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 05:03:28 Post No. 34361860 [Report] [View this topic]

i only ever masturbate to 2D

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 05:40:47 Post No.34362427
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>>34361860
skeletons are 3D mate, believe it or not

Anonymous 2017-01-23 06:21:32 Post No.34363049
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>>34361860
thanks and have fun

Anonymous 2017-01-23 06:24:44 Post No.34363094
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>>34361860
That thing needs to be wrapped up, put in a sarcophagus and put on display in a museum.

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 05:03:16 Post No. 34361854 [Report] [View this topic]

/r9k/, can you pass this simple autism test?

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 05:04:52 Post No.34361877
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>>34361854
In her soul

Anonymous 2017-01-23 05:05:02 Post No.34361879
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 05:05:02 Post No.34361879 [Report]

The basket obviously

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>>34361854
Why would she look anywhere besides the basket first if thats where she put it

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 04:58:37 Post No. 34361788 [Report] [View this topic]

God I hate grocery store managers

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 05:01:41 Post No.34361830
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>>34361788
Why?

Ysvybsuvvtvat

Anonymous 2017-01-23 05:16:40 Post No.34362039
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>>34361830
They are betas unlike cashiers

Anonymous 2017-01-23 05:21:07 Post No.34362102
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>>34362039
Tbh they were most likely once a cashier if they're a manager

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 04:57:41 Post No. 34361774 [Report] [View this topic]

>it's a Chad and Stacy have a passionate and audible make out session right in front of you in class episode

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 05:00:48 Post No.34361820
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>>34361774
where is the teacher while this is happening

Anonymous 2017-01-23 05:05:31 Post No.34361887
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>>34361774
>run away from school
>ooo, valentines day
>all media depicts kissing couples
>go outside for a walk
>some journalist asshole greets me and asks to say that i love my country, and name a reason why on camera

And they wonder why I told him to go on by.

Anonymous 2017-01-23 06:27:16 Post No.34363133
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>>34361774
I still don't know what movie this is from

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 04:56:43 Post No. 34361759 [Report] [View this topic]

being neet (who wasting at computer all fucking day) is suck

it has shitton of time but could be bore easily and you don't have enough money for buy some shit if your parents don't pay for that

and doing fucking same shit over and over again
you will wasting time with diffrent contents everyday but conculusion is same.
i even not spended 4+ years as neet
seriously it's just shit.
if you not had 300 - 2000usd to spend to electronic shit(gaymen PC,Head phone or...) shits get even more boring

i know this opinion is shit
but at least it's true that poor and feels like being retard
[sopiler]sorry for shitty english[/spoiler]

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 04:58:31 Post No.34361785
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Get on the NEET bux. I get about $600 every month plus free health and dental insurance.

Anonymous 2017-01-23 05:01:03 Post No.34361822
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 05:01:03 Post No.34361822 [Report]

>>34361785
>neetbux
shit does it exist in your location?
600 usd is my part timejob wage when i working at CS (3-4days week 8hr)

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>>34361785
Im autistic, chronically depressed and withdrawn but still work and make exactly this much while you sit on your ass

What country are you in so I can move there? This shit is killing me

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 04:56:06 Post No. 34361753 [Report] [View this topic]

>Tfw Even Light Yagami was a Chad

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 04:59:47 Post No.34361804
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 04:59:47 Post No.34361804 [Report]

L was a robot autist though

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>>34361804
L dies just like you failed faggits will lmao

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>>34361753
I want to cuck him by fucking his sister.

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 04:54:38 Post No. 34361730 [Report] [View this topic]

>shani

for some reason this story sequence hit me right in fucking feels

It's starting to grow on me that others, everywhere around the world, are having their own little love stories in their day to day lives. I'm sure it sucks sometimes (all is relative, etc) but at least they have these experiences, y'know? what else is life really for? I've realised i'm growing up now and I've never had any of these experiences, and have become more and more consigned to the fact that I never will; and of course, this defeatist attitude only makes it more likely that this will be so.

I'm starting to think I might just fly. Drop everything, get in the car, and just go. It's such a hard step to take but, surely, when I set out, SOMETHING will happen? Learn something about myself? Find someone? I can't really bear the idea anymore that other people are out having adventures and I'm just here stuck in the same patterns being miserable.

TL;DR anyone have any stories about saying just "fuck it" and leaving?

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 05:02:44 Post No.34361847
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shameless origi bump

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 05:09:33 Post No.34361943 [Report]

common guise, I could really use some help here

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 05:59:32 Post No.34362759 [Report]

I think the point is that most people AREN'T having those kinds of adventures and romances. Why else would films, television, video games, novels, and the internet so popular?

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 04:54:06 Post No. 34361723 [Report] [View this topic]

Any love on this board for Irish people? We are so often forgotten, makes me sad

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 04:54:38 Post No.34361731
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>>34361723
Yes desu blue eyes and light hair are my fetish

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I've seen a bit of Belfast thanks to this guy! :D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILVk7cL1gts

(he has tourette's, fyi)

Also, mandatory viewing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8C1z7OlhJJ4

Also, I spent a day in Dublin. It was great. If I lived there, I seriously wouldn't stop laughing at the accents. (American here.) (Also, I only spent a day because I couldn't enter the country and they put me in jail. Was still fun tho. Don't judge- it was the end of a 14 month long trip!!!)

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>>34361723
Potato dindus are bro tier.

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 04:50:57 Post No. 34361689 [Report] [View this topic]

What are some must-have apps for Android?

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 05:14:04 Post No.34362006
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>>34361689
Chanu. Download it off of Google since they removed it from the play store.

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>>34362006
>Chanu

Clover and DashChan are both better 4chan apps.

Get a new launcher, too OP. Nova or Apex. If any app puts something anything permanently in your notification bar, delete it - don't support that bullshit.

Anonymous 2017-01-23 05:22:16 Post No.34362119
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>>34361689
whatsapp
facebook
facebook messenger
instagram
snapchat
twitter

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 04:50:05 Post No. 34361680 [Report] [View this topic]

be honest,
>your watching you're favorite film with your waifu
would you rather have...
>a tiny white Chocolate bar that wont even satisfy you
or
>a nice Big and filling Dark Chocolate bar?

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 04:51:02 Post No.34361690
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>>34361680
The second sounds bad for your health, anom

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>>34361680
>>your watching you're
What the fuck anon?

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>>34361680
I would eat a giant suze milk chocolate bar. I would never eat a chocolate flavored popsicle though.

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 04:47:28 Post No. 34361652 [Report] [View this topic]

Really gets the neurons going.

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>>34361652
Ok

T.oregino

Anonymous 2017-01-23 04:51:56 Post No.34361699
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 04:51:56 Post No.34361699 [Report]

Wow has NASA lied to us?

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 04:53:08 Post No.34361712 [Report]

>dat deeeeep crater in the Indian Ocean
>Antarctica is above sea level enough that its Africa tier.

The red spots are probably good living.

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does any1 wanna talk?

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 04:54:16 Post No.34361725
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y'all are quiet tonight

ps: pic related is me, fuckin' sideways

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 04:59:59 Post No.34361807 [Report]

how about a r8 m8'z

>inb4 back to >>>/soc/

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 05:29:46 Post No.34362240 [Report]

why do i even bother, fck you people. remember this is why nobody cares about you, because you're turds.

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