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i dont know its fucking ridiculous

>wah its blackface wah wah

if anything these pathetic worms are the real racists, its just for fun for fucksake.

more like social just whiners

>>38967089
>Putin looks better as a black man

>>38967045
Early Parkinson's maybe

>>38967071
Do you think I'm 60 anon, or anywhere close to that?

>>38967045
>>38967045
It happens to everyone, I get it in my leg occasionally

>>38966957
Why do this to yourself?

no original comment.

>>38966957
>ur a dog

What did she mean by this? No really, what did she mean by that

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>>38966957
>Not posting the the whoIe roast

I don't go to >>>/r/eddit faggot

>browse
I mindlessly click next page until I fall in trance and stop feeling my depression.
It's like TV on steroids.

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>browsing r*ddit
Yea, nah

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Xi has had a long day negotiating treaties. It's time for his rest

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>I dont have anything unique or funny to post, I just want to be near the top of the tread

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>>38966954
Made myself a promise like this for this year, not going great. I don't know how its august

Basically the same but with less dicksucking

idk, was forced to be homeschooled my whole life so I'd probably still be into gaming and shit, im fairly certain I was born with both genitals but like, what's done is done and I'm 100% male now. I would probably have more freedom to explore career paths other than engineering/medicine if I were a girl but as it is I've just sort of accepted it. also my height wouldn't be an issue anymore (5'7)

I'm pretty shy and reserved as a male, so I imagine that'd be even more pronounced as a girl. Probably would just be a booky/creative, kind of demure chick. Also I'm already short as fuck at 5'4", so assuming that transfers over proportionately based on the female average I'd be like fucking 4'10". And as much as people say being short isn't an issue for girls, I could see that being pretty annoying. Would be scared of getting raped everywhere I go. But yeah other than that I could see it being pretty comfy, my personality and interests would make more sense coming from a girl.

I'd probably be happier desu.

>>38966822
>>38966822
I saw about 3 goths walking the same way home as me, playing some edgy, slow paced music out a portable radio.

They were all singing along to it and it was so hard not to laugh.

>>38966822
>>38966862
because goth normies like me would still bully you.

>>38966872
What right do you have to bully me? You eyeliner, women's clothing wearing faggot?

>>38966743
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IS6n2Hx9Ykk

'reererer

>>38966743
>>it's actually pretty damn good
You don't have to lie to me man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9I_-ShgVBE

>>38966725
Not gonna help if you look like a nonce

>>38966725
>seems to be manlet
>dresses like shit
>absolute dogshit haircut/glasses
>beta posture

he has room to grow

So he just did curls?

>>38966659
If you get below 130 on an online IQ test then you truly are a brainlet

>>38966692
also known as a phoneposter

>>38966692
I think I'm pretty smart imhotbh

I think those are cool but I have no fucking idea what I'm talking about and think Final Fantasy fashion looks cool. Best of luck either way

>>38966619
It's not too bad, although I would have gone with something less cowgirly

>>38966619
I hope you're prepared for normies going up to you and saying "WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSE"

You should have ignored him and kept walking.

thank god i dont live in amerifat land

flipping boomers. they always give you stink eye. bitter old blobs.

I find there is a narrow window of pleasantly plump.

>>38966568
All I want in life is a thin woman with large breasts. I'm going to die alone.

>>38966568
Yes, robot turned cyborg and now normie, here is why

>non-threatening because they aren't as "in demand" as sexy girls
>more like anime/manga/whatever your shitty hobby is and less like the stuff you dont like (rap/pop music/TV/etc)
>generally more kind/understanding
>less attractive so more suited to you

its a fucking meme, you'll start with a practice gf, then stay with her for 2 years as she gains 100 pounds and you aren't even attracted to her anymore, but love her and can't leave her

please god help me

My first impression upon looking at this image is confusion. I cannot simply understand why this person (I can not fully discern if it is a male or a female) has dressed the way they have dressed, and are looking into what appears to be a Japanese police car (at the very least the characters look Japanese, although I am not that in the know.) I think that most likely this is a fetish for this person, to be dressed in public the way they are, like a child. Although those leg warmers scream 80's, the general vibe of the outfit is very juvenile. It could also be that the person has is somewhat mentally incapacitated and doesn't understand that this isn't a very mature way to dress. Whatever the reason for these things, this person is looking into the police car, and it's difficult to know why. It is entirely possible that they just saw something in there that caught their attention, and an associate of theirs following them that that would make an excellent picture, or perhaps it is a concerned citizen or person who simply wishes to mock the person later online, or perhaps even masturbate to this picture. Likely I would venture that the photographer knows the individual posing, and as said before they are simply two juvenile people who think this little outing and behavior is "funny". That is my best bet on the matter and would probably be proven right in due time.

Also notethe palm trees in the background, I did not know that such things grew in Japan although it is possible that they have been imported and planted there. In that background, the closest building look very bleak and not well maintained to me which looks a lot like an apartment complex. I think that somebody should upgrade the look of that building, similar to the one in the background which looks much more modern. This is a rather strange picture but I realize that I am living in a culture and area than that one and I can never truly analyze this picture on a more deep level without having experience.

>>38966915
I think is china

>>38966915
>>38967062

look at the markings on the car, it's taiwan

>>38966499
For fucks sake. Get a job.

>>38966499
It's fucking normal to work you pathetic NEET. I hope your welfare dries up soon.

>Be a bakery at a shitty grocery store
>Barely making end meet
>Store is doing a remodel.
>The construction crew broke our proofer.
>Boss still expect everything to run like normal.
>I have no clue how to proof bread without the proofer.