Chad here. Doing an AMA for the next few hours. Ask away
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Your loss, losers
>>34364136
Do you hunt or shoot guns? What guns do you own and do you have a raifu?
>>34364234
I've gone shooting lots with mates and some work colleagues. Been hunting a couple times. I don't own a gun though. Probably gonna get one in the next year, but the application process is pretty long in my country, and I have an incident on my record that might mean I can't get one.
What's a raifu?
>Have friends I've been with since I was about 5 years old
>Have slowly realised growing up that I don't really fit in with them anymore
>Conversations only consist of music I don't keep up with or sports I don't watch
>They spend most of the time looking up videos of people dabbing or browsing instagram or snapchat
>Keep bitching at me that I don't spend minimum $100 on clothes they make fun of me for wearing next month for not being trendy
>Made fun of for never kissing a girl
>Add nothing to the group anymore
I'm 18 now, and I pretty much only ever get insulted when I'm out with them and feel awkward when in conversation. Anyone been in a similar situation? What should I do?
My group of friends from high school has been basically falling apart the last 3 years.
They all have jobs, have gone to different places, and I haven't really done anything thanks to not having much money and being too depressed to even leave the house most days. I am not compatible with them anymore.
Of course, a few of them still call me and wanna hang out, but unless they just hang out with me for 45 minutes or something I feel like I'm just sitting there, not saying anything, or doing anything. They say they like hanging out with me, but I honestly can't picture it.
The only option is to slowly fade away from their lives. Nothing will change much with me being gone, so it's not that big a deal.
Yea I had some friends who became sports stars in highschool while I just sat on the computer for 12 hours a day. They made fun of me so I said fuck em. I knew them for over 10 years but it doesnt matter if their just gonna belittle me all the time.
>make friend in class one day
>be total bros
>next year or the year after we're not in the same class anymore
>he acts like I no longer exist
>repeat 8 times until I gave up on making friends
>tfw no huuge gf
>so ugly she has to hide her face for photos
a true fembot
>>34364334
The massive schnoz doesn't matter when she's that high up, not like I'm gonna be looking at it
>>34364334
>>34364358
You fags can make fun of her nose all you want but when someone needs to get those plump larvae buried in the tree bark, who will be laughing then?
Why are you still single, r9k?
You can tell me, anon.
>>34364082
im ugly and 5'7
I don't put myself out there or do anything social at all to meet people, much less girls.
No I won't change that because I don't care about being in a relationship either
>>34364082
Why are you still making this lazy thread, OP?
You can tell me, anon.
Alright, I'm now officialy diagnosed and prescribed SSRI's.
Do they help ? Or will they just make me fat and impotent ?
They just made me fat and lazy and made me "content" with my shitty life but dulled any ambition I had to fix it or do anything
>>34364017
different medications work for different people
it's pointless to ask, just note their effects on you and if you don't like them, consult your doctor about alternative possibilities
Impotence is guaranteed, but whether they actually work depends on a variety of factors.
I had some hypomania episodes while on SSRIs which some professionals suggest is actually a sign that you're bipolar instead.
The hypomania episodes were great. I actually felt happy for once in my life.
Can't really comment on impotence. I'm a few years off them and masturbate at least twice a day because it's the only time I feel anything good.
>66 years old
>lifelong celibate
>channels his masculine energy into studying war and philosophy
>leads the world's strongest fighting force, the US Marines
>leads his men to kill thousands of enemies of America without any regard for succubi
>in his old age, after retirement, returns to lead the entire US military
>on his first day out of retirement he orders the deaths of hundreds of our enemies and with Trump will work to abolish ISIS in 30 days
This is the power of Lichdom. He was never softened by feminine grace or raising children. He is a pure weapon of American fury. He's probably learned several ice related spells by now as well.
>>34364015
>"defends" the degenerate west by killing conservative, traditional, god-fearing people and defending oil reserves for the favor of elites
>is himself celibate
Is there a more powerfully cucked individual?
>>34364245
>conservative, traditional god fearing people who also want to blow up Americans
Fuck off dune coon dick servicer
>>34364286
>we need to blow up the goatfuckers, our democracy is at risk, as well as our greatest ally!
>there are WMDs in Iraq!
>remember 9/11 never forget!!!
You fell for it hook line and sinker.
Guys what do I say in this situation? Its a girl if that helps
>>34363993
she is lying. go to her house and rape her violently
>>34363993
was she nice to before if not then
she is just using you
just say you wont.
>>34364035
No she's just said hi
>just had a wet dream about having sex with my sister
What the fuck is wrong with me?
>>34363949
you need to forget about this as quickly as possible. Ignore what the faggots here will tell you about fucking your sister. Its disgusting and no good can come of it just forget about it and move on.
>>34363974
This. Most people who go on about incest in here don't even have siblings
>Wet dreams
I haven't had one of those since I was 12. Are you /nofap/ meme?
Avatarfagging is against the rules. Hookup threads belong in /soc/. Daily reminder that the steamfeel fags belong elsewhere and not in /r9k/.
http://archive.is/nNDNO
If you report their threads and specifically the avatarfags, jannies are bound to take action. They took down several threads and posts last night in fact. When pressured with the lack of a thread, they instead hijacked a complaint thread about their spam. That's how bold the shitposting has become, these guys can just hijack threads as they please while breaking global rule 13.
Together, we can drive these cunts out of the board just like they were driven out of /v/ and /vg/.
>but /r9k/ has no set topic, they have the right to spam that shit here dawg
While that would be true on paper, my man, several rules are broken here. Allow me to explain:
>1) Hardcore avatarfagging
Almost every single faggot in those threads avatarfags. Global rule 13 stats "Do not use avatars or attach signatures to your posts.". This is because time and time again, attention whoring avatarfags have brought the quality of any board down, culminating with LJ or Taiga's reign of terror.
>2) Homosexual hookups
What these threads boil down to is basically gay people hooking up while posting cutesy anime pictures. Hookup threads belong on /soc/, it was created along with /adv/ for those type of threads to stop polluting every other board.
Also, the guy who spammed the "tfw no (insert adjective) bf" threads day in day out is the same avatarfag who posts almost immediately as soon as these generals are made. I don't know if it's the same guy or his posse but it's the same cancerous spam from some kind of related source(s).
Come on boys, these are the same users spamming trap threads and derailing other threads every day. You need to take your board back.
Why are the Nu males winning R9K?
they're large in numbers
Define "winning" because I don't regard marrying a vapid used feminist whore who will clean you out in divorce court as "winning"
What a fag, find him
Someone is pushing the "BLEACHED" meme on /pol/ and /r9k/. A meme that forcefully advocates white men breed with non-white women. Anybody that disagrees is swarmed with shills immediately.
Who could be behind these posts?
>forcefully advocates
>forcefully
>>34363897
It's alright OP, not like you would ever get the opportunity.
>>34363928
That's fine, I don't want to breed with chimpanzee women or sandnigger women or rice noodle women. They all need to go back.
>ywn live in Venice Beach with a 10/10 busty blonde California girl
I care more about womens' personalities than their looks.
>OP being this fucking superficial, shallow, and wanting a 10/10 Stacy is seen as okay, but when a woman has high standards, that's not okay because she won't date your lazy disgusting socially inept autistic ass
Fucking christ. Kill yourselves.
>>34363805
>10/10 busty blonde California girl
I don't want a useless cumdumpster
What are some good things about being a girl? How do I become okay with it
In the US, if you are born unambiguously female then female you are legally protected from genital mutilation.
That's a pretty big plus right there.
Being fucked by Chad.
You should have thought of that before getting that transition surgery.
And maybe you are in the wrong place to be asking this.
Uhh boobs are pretty cuddly too. I dunno.
>go on a date
>it's so bad that I get nightmares about it the following night
>>34363557
that arm is shopped very poorly, it's a plain background dude come on
Story time OP. Fess up. Greentext the date
>>34363661
Thanks for pointing that out. Very insightful.
Alpha or Autist?
https://mobile.twitter.com/hatstwit/status/819029091173142529?lang=en
The autist is you, and that guy for cutting the WEBM short
In the full thing the dude clearly leans down to pick up his coke underneath the other side of the seat, how the fuck would he even get a whiff from like 20 cm away anyway
I hate fake controversy
>>34363611
The old "dropped my soda" excuse
>>34363611
>Getting this angry over a misunderstanding on the internet